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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response:

    "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either."

    I think we should turn this into a petition. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @phantom lady: i know. it took a trip to wikipedia and then a couple re-reads before i realized what he was saying. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @remedies: oh OH. the reading it 4 times helped. he can direct woman's movies without being a woman so he can do an LSD scene without having done LSD. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @mariamariamaria: Absolutely, and for that matter Sean Penn too. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @mariamariamaria: I don't want Sean Penn any where near international relations - let's leave those to the educated, experienced professionals. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: I'm just waiting for Sean Penn to put his money where his mouth is and actually LIVE in Cuba or Venezuela (where of course, he will be treated totally equally to all of his fellow comrades, no?) #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @fulanita: Can he take all the white-bread hipsters who wear Hugo Chavez t-shirts with him? Pretty please? Anyone? Spicoli? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) means that clearly he and I could be BFFs.

    However, I still probably will not see Halloween 2. Boo remakes. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too.

    My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patrick Harris, though, as he got high marks for his Emmy hosting gig. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @hortense: I did see it! I loved it. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @hortense: Is this the one featuring her belly-roll named Esther? Because I was in the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She's incredible. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Wow - Mel Gibson CAN actually act! I thought he WAS masculine and manly. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I read that as Mad Max: FURRY Road and suddenly, Mel Gibson's old-timey lion tamer 'stache made sense. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @hellosunshine: That's alright, I read it as Mad MEN: Fury Road, and I was really confused. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Michael Lohan, did your lawyer forget to tell you it's illegal to record conversations without the person's consent? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: I heard they were voicemails. And upon further reading, yeah Michael Lohan is taking voicemail tapes to Entertainment Tonight. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: It's actually a tricky legal space here - it depends on the state that the conversations were recorded, the state the other person was in and the laws of party consent and reciprocation in both states.

    Some states are 1 party states - only one person in the conversation has to be aware of recordings. Other states are 2 party states - both people have to be aware. For example, if Linda Tripp had recorded Monica Lewinsky in Virginia (1 party consent) instead of DC (2 party consent), she would have been in the clear.

    What gets tricky is when the recorded is in a 1 party state but the other person is in a 2 party state. Which law applies? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @Triana Orpheus: OK, voicemails are in the clear. I was confused by him saying they were conversations.

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Thanks! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Oh congrats, Reese, you get to play yet another Hollywood White Person To The Rescue. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Tanner, puh-leeaasee. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Seriously, what is with Hollywood's fascination with these stories? Have you seen the previews for "The Blindside?"

    Black Kid in Need of Salvation: "I've never had one of these."

    Sandra Bullock to The Rescue: "What, a room of your own?"

    BKINOS: "No, a bed." #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @ronniedobbs: wow i haven't seen the preview, but it sounds like they're not doing a good job of it. that movie is based on a great NONFICTION book about the evolution of offensive strategy in football and about this kid michael oher (currently only 23 and now an NFL player); i really hope they do the story justice...
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    10/30/09

    @ronniedobbs: @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: THANK YOU. I was praying someone else would pick up on how played out the whole "rich white lady saves needy minority child" meme. I saw the Blindside preview in the theater with a friend, and I think I made a gagging noise. At least three people around me shot me dagger eyes, and my friend said he thought it looked "cute." I can't believe they're still making these movies. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I never understand when lawsuits are brought up for something that happened such a long time ago for a video, album etc. I mean, if he really owed them the money would they not have already asked for it? Thriller was made 26 years ago, why didn't they recoup costs in the meantime? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: Well, if you think back, MJ had a LOT of financial problems before he died. He almost lost Neverland. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @madeofawesome: That is true. But at the time of Thriller he would've been raking in millions. It just seems weird to me. They might have a legitimate claim, but why now that he is dead? Like everyone who is profiting from his death, it seems sad. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: This is statute of limitations, statute now, Landis on the MJ debt bandwagon creeps me out - unpaid royalties in 2009? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: It is sad. I just hope when I die no one decides that I'm a business opportunity. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @frugal: If they're asking for royalties that were due recently, I can see it. No statute of limitations issue there. But if they're saying they weren't paid 26 years ago, they're out of luck. Even if they got a judgment against him 26 years ago, they couldn't enforce it now (in most states anyway, CA could have a different rule). #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I definitely read this as "Ashton Kutcher's best friend is a RABBIT named Yehuda Berg from the Kabbalah center." and thought, aw, how sweet! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09


    @Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: This is the closest thing I can find to realizing your dream. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    News flash Joe Jackson, that is YOUR SON that you are talking about. I'm sure your other kids and Michael's children just love that you're minimizing their loss as a financial transaction. Have a little respect for the dead, you heartless asshole. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @Hooplehead: Just when you think he can't sink any lower, he manages to find new depths of asshattery. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @Hooplehead: Uggh, I saw This Is It last night (AMAZING) and I just kept thinking, how did Joe Jackson not treasure having a son with this kind of talent? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @bluetrain84: Because all he saw was a cash cow. I've seen some godawful parents in my day, but Jackson really takes the cake for bringing nothing good to the table. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @Hooplehead: He really is a disgrace. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @Hooplehead: Yeah, I wish someone could go back in time and say, "News flash, Joe, that's your SON you're violently beating and emotionally abusing!" Maybe things could've been different. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I don't care about your voice Jemaine, I just want a taste of your sugalumps. Your dungarees make me hungry. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: I miss that show. It was so clever. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: My sugar lumps are white, sweet and highly refined! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: Thank you for letting me reboot my shitty Friday. "Sugar Lumps" knows no wrong. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: Put'em in a trance when I wear track pants! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @cuteasabutton: And my morning is good. Thank you for that. #seanpennhugochavez
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