In advance of his appearance on Tuesday morning’s episode of Today, unstoppable Canadian hitmaker Justin Bieber allegedly requested a dressing room “away from” Charlie Sheen, who appeared on the show to publicly announce his HIV diagnosis.
In an interview with Matt Lauer Tuesday morning, actor Charlie Sheen confirmed weeks of rumors by announcing that he is HIV-positive.
With rumors swirling about Charlie Sheen’s HIV status (rumors that may or may not be confirmed on the Today Show tomorrow), Sheen’s ex Bree Olson has come forward to insist that she is not HIV-positive and she really wants rude fuckers to stop asking about it.
Shortly after noon on Monday, NBC published a press release stating that during The Today Show on Tuesday, Charlie Sheen will sit down for an interview with Matt Lauer. During the interview, NBC notes, Sheen “will make a revealing personal announcement.” Huh.
In honor of Father’s Day, the mild and graceful Charlie Sheen took to Twitter in order to compliment his ex-wife and mother of his children, Brooke Mueller. Then, turning his attention Denise Richards, his other ex-wife and mother to his other children, he let fly lines of misogynist, free-verse vitriol.
Until last night, I had never watched an entire episode of Two and a Half Men. Its absence in my life wasn't an accident, but a carefully planned situation. I had purposefully changed the channel every time it had come on, a move I've only made for one other show (Everybody Loves Raymond). Just those brief glances…
America's favorite cokehead, Charlie Sheen, took to the Twitters to lambast Kim Kardashian for allegedly turning down a 6-year old's autograph request, calling her ass a "giggly bag of funk" (that she "dare call an ass"!) and telling her to "go f yourself" before taking a quick swipe at Kanye West, signing off as "c",…
Sam Lutfi penned an open letter swearing to the world he's only trying to help Amanda Bynes and not, say, take advantage of her situation to gain exposure for himself.
Mike Tyson does not like to be reminded of the fact that he is a convicted rapist. A talk show in Canada found that out the hard way.
One lucky Charlie Sheen "fan" (I have no idea what Charlie Sheen does that warrants "fan"-ing, but far be it from me to limit anyone's self-identity) got the thrill of her life the other night when the man himself stumbled up to her car in the Taco Bell drive-thru.
LOLOLOLLOLLOOOLOLOL. Charlie Sheen was at some restaurant last night, and Rihanna was also there, and Charlie tried to impress his girlfriend by getting a RiRi intro, and Rihanna was like "who is that even i'm busy lol bye." And then Charlie got his baby diarrhea all over Twitter and it was AMAZING.
The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday…
There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that…
After bigoted duckpreneur and Sweetums stuntman Phil Robertson expressed his very strong preference for vaginal intercourse and his very pronounced disdain for gay people, the first question everyone asked was: Why is Duck Dynasty even a thing, anyway? The second question was: What does Charlie Sheen, himself a…
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Guess what? Everyone's favorite feminist and kitteh meme appropriator is currently leading the reader's poll in TIME magazine's prestigious* 'Person of the Year' Award. Via Entertainment Weekly:
Everyone's favorite woodsprite turned into a human doll, Jennifer Lawrence, had an epic moment with some photographers at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire premiere in NYC yesterday.
Lady Gaga recently revealed that after her debilitating hip surgery, she smoked a ton of weed to numb the pain. She says she was smoking "15 joints a day," until friend Marina Abramovic told her she had a problem and helped her severely cut back, via a weeks-long art fast at Abramovic's house. (Which, admittedly,…
In today's Tweet Beat, Angel Haze and Grimes are "above handjobs" (and might be having a sleepover sometime soon), Paula Abdul just wants to rest in some water and somehow, Charlie Sheen is allowed to leave the house on a daily basis.
The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…
Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old…
