After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was…

You've probably seen or heard tell of or seen on television excruciating Christmas pageants. You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown, however, will definitely change the pageant game forever because it includes drug use, swearing, and gritty, adult themes, like Martin Short doing an eerie Larry David-as-Linus impression…

Halloween: The time of year when all your favorite TV characters don crazy costumes and become involved in totally nonsensical plots, just for the sake of a holiday-themed episode. I love bad television just as much as I love good — and as such here's a collection of the best/worst Halloween episodes the idiot box has…

A new study suggests that guys with wide faces are more likely to lie and cheat than their counterparts with narrower mugs. The explanation: power.

I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week. Why are we still subjecting kids to this awful shit?

Lucy first held a football for Charlie Brown in a Peanuts comic that ran on November 16, 1952. In the strip, Charlie Brown screams, "Don't ever do that again!" but clearly Lucy wasn't listening.

[Sydney, August 24. A model showcases designs on the catwalk during the Charlie Brown show as part of Rosemount Sydney Fashion Festival 2010, at Sydney Town Hall. Image via Getty]

• Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are looking extraordinarily unlike themselves, even by the debased standards of airbrushed celebrity pictures, in these print ads for some LG phone. [SB]

…Because someone named Barack Obama is talking about something called Afghanistan. Socialist Muslins born in Kenya want to ruin Christmas! The Peanuts special will air December 15 instead; in the meantime, you can practice the characters' dance moves here. [Time]

For his art show "Monsters," illustrator Tim O'Brien decided to take Charlie Brown and turn him into something grotesque. He explains that he took something "usually thought of as cute and benign" and made it realistic, "not normal." [Flavorwire, Drawger]