Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying

After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was… » 1/24/13 9:00am 1/24/13 9:00am

Charlie Brown Is Finally Exposed for Being a Rat Bastard

You've probably seen or heard tell of or seen on television excruciating Christmas pageants. You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown, however, will definitely change the pageant game forever because it includes drug use, swearing, and gritty, adult themes, like Martin Short doing an eerie Larry David-as-Linus impression… » 12/16/12 3:00pm 12/16/12 3:00pm

Scary-Good TV: The Best Halloween Specials Ever

Halloween: The time of year when all your favorite TV characters don crazy costumes and become involved in totally nonsensical plots, just for the sake of a holiday-themed episode. I love bad television just as much as I love good — and as such here's a collection of the best/worst Halloween episodes the idiot box has… » 10/31/11 5:45pm 10/31/11 5:45pm

Angelina Jolie's "Peanuts" Gallery Of Back-To-School Outfits

Ah, the first week of September — the beginning of the school year. (Well, at least for those of north of the Mason-Dixon line.) Luckily, the past few weeks have afforded those of us both in and outside New York ample opportunity to observe Angelina Jolie dropping off her United Colors of Benetton brood at New York… » 10/09/07 3:00pm 10/09/07 3:00pm