Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue Only Slightly Less White Than Oscar Race
There are three things that are constants in this cold, suffocating life: death, taxes, and the ghostly whiteness of everyone on Vanity Fair's annual self-congratulatory Hollywood issue. And in its 15th year, on a just-released cover, we've gotten... more of the same. Vanity Fair, old reliable. All-white people in…
Live Vicariously Through These Celebrity Thanksgiving Instagram Pics
Thanksgiving in America is, for many celebrities, about a few things, in no particular order: 1. thankfulness; 2. gluttony; 3. family 4. INSTAGRAM. It's the tour kickoff, if you will, for the next full month of holiday excess, and accordingly celebrities were out in social droves on America's favorite photo app,…
Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon Go Head-to-Head in 'Box of Lies'
Once again, Jimmy Fallon has enlisted a celeb in a rousing game of Box of Lies. This time, his guest was the very hunky Channing Tatum, whose poker face (much like his regular face) is quite pleasant to gaze upon. Watch him lie to Fallon about a jello mold the color of swamp water containing a Chewbacca figurine,…
Caption These Photos of Channing Tatum Dancing or Something
From The Hollywood Reporter (so many more at this link).
Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL
Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t.
Watch Channing Tatum Strip Down After Jumping In an Icy Cold Lake
Channing Tater Tot, star of Magic Mork, is making an appearance on the newest season of Running Wild With Bear Grylls. His episode airs Monday, but here's a little sneaky-peeky that shows Tater Tot doing a back-flip out of a helicopter into a lake (normal) and stripping down to his skivvies to get warm (still normal).
Of Course the Magic Mike Sequel Will Be Called Magic Mike XXL
Well lads and gentlewomen, the time has come. Details of the Magic Mike sequel have unofficially surfaced and there's some major news according to Indiewire. First off, VICTORY: Channing Tatum will definitely return to franchise. (Well it's a franchise now, isn't it? Fingers crossed, it will soon be complete with…
Channing Tatum Is 'Very Fat and Happy' Right Now
Channing Tatum, the kindest and most affable bro to ever walk the face of the earth, went on the Ellen show and told Ellen Degeneres that he's currently "very 'fappy' [which means] very fat and happy right now." He added, "I've been working for two straight years, and now it's some really needed downtime with my…
This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to…

