I know we should just have a policy of not commenting on the crap that comes out of Megan Fox's mouth. But. Is it really necessary for her to point out how much more comfortable she is kissing other women than her costar is? Like, "you may have thought Amanda Seyfried is a sexaysexay pretend-bi like me...but NO, she is like, totally, pretty much a prude. I'm still crazier and sexier and cooler!"
I thought John and Emily were dating longer than 9 months? I never understood how people can decide to get married after dating for less than a year, but seriously, good for them. Congratulations and all that!
The phrase, "We're trying to have a child" sounds so damn personal. And only makes me think of the couple having sex. Just say, "We would like a child" so I can keep my thoughts chaste. Sheesh.
@squeakel: He's my not so secret secret boyfriend... I have gotten valentines from "him" (actually from my friends pretending to be him- that's what friends are for)!
I find it aggravating that addicts' stories about their pre-recovery lives are so competitive. "Most people would overdose on ten." My rock bottom was super rock bottom-y. My doctor said he has never seen anyone as damaged as me. Argh.
I had to have an endoscopy earlier this week to see if I had ulcers and whatnot (ended up just being some reflux)... ANYWAY, they had to put me under for it, and every.single.person in the Dr's office kept saying oooh you're getting the stuff they gave MJ when he died! Am I supposed to be happy about this? Wtf.
@ILikePineapples: I dunno, I kind of thought that "I used to spend a lot of time with Woody Harrelson" should be my new go-to excuse for almost everything.
I'm surprised that I agree with Tom Brady. Life doesn't have to follow a cookie cutter pattern to be considered valid?!
That sounds so filled with rationality!
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Well, I got chocolate!
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I GUESS, John Krasinski. Marry that awesome English would've-made-Iron Man 2-suck-less girlfriend of yours and shit. I ain't mad. Swear!
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I read about John K and Emily B and my heart broke a little bit. But, I love her, so.....you have my blessing kids!!
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That sounds so filled with rationality!
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Dear Channing, All is forgiven.
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jesus and prayers, oh my.
I do believe I'm going to hell for my thoughts.
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@cellydevil: It's 100% Chan-tastic.
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