Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Are Over, But Great Headlines Have Just Begun

There are just 21 days until the Autumnal Equinox, which means celebrities only have three weeks to get divorced if they want to join the list of famous people whose marriages have crumbled in the Summer of 2015. The exclusive club’s members include FKA Bennifer 2.0, FKA Gwavin, FKA Lamblake, and, as of today, FKA…
Avril Lavigne Is Not Dead (But Who Knows About Chavril)
When last we heard from Avril Lavigne, she was dealing with some sort of weird illness but was still very Rock n Roll. She's proved that by releasing a video teaser for her new song "Give You What You Like." Do we like? Yes, we love Alive Avril.
Avril Lavigne's Insane Diamond Ring, Brought to You By Nickelback
Avril Lavigne is still promoting her new self-titled album, which meant that Friday afternoon she went on Katie to talk about her grown-up sound and – most importantly – her endlessly fascinating relationship with Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.
Chavril is the Most Chavril in Their New Music Video
The official stance of this website with regards to Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's song "Let Me Go" has already been declared. That doesn't mean, however, that we weren't open to whatever moving tribute to love they were planning to display in its music video. Well, it's here now and if "Let Me Go" is to be taken…
Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’
During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in…
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Marry, Forming Unholy Music Alliance
After a star-crossed engagement with Brody Jenner back in the infancy of this current decade, Avril Lavigne has finally married...Chad Kroeger, the dude from Nickelback. That's right, North America — our pop stars are growing up and marrying members of the jock rock bands that have singlehandedly kept the Now That's…
Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!
I mean, I like Blue Ivy and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do not get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, Beyonce either has another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she doesn't. And either…
Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever…
Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is Definitely True
A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning:
star and his incredibly piercing eyes wedded his longtime girlfriend in Los Angeles this weekend. They met before he got into acting and was a…Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A…
Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm
The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,…
