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    John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will

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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

    Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

    From the article:
    "[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

    "If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Hi Chris,

    Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

    You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

    You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

    If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

    Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

    Sincerely,

    Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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    11/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Oh, Georgina. Russell slept with you once. I don't think that makes you his girlfriend. But whatever. Mind your own bee's wax.

    I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    In LA, keeping everyone supplied is a job. As is constantly prattling to the tabloids about your famous offspring.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Jeffrey Tambor is 65. Interesting that nobody's talking shit about an old man having kids, but if a 65 year old famous woman had a baby the shit would be hitting the fan.

    I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    10/14/09

    @Cimorene: Men have a constant flow of sperm that goes on FOREVER, from the moment of birth to the moment of death. Women are rationed out their eggs, and they still throw them out once a month when they're perfectly good and there are women out there who have NO EGGS to waste. They just don't appreciate how good they have it. Damn women don't know how to handle anything.

    Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.

    If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.

    I'm sorry, I think I'm bitter today.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    10/14/09

    @prismatism: Not true - manseed goes off when men get older. [publicaffairs.llnl.gov]
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    10/14/09

    @Plum-Pie: :) It was all meant in sarcasm & hyperbole.

    But still, a lot of people would be more willing to drink sour milk than eat a rotten egg? Metaphor = dead.
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    Image of rckoala rckoala
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Doesn't everyone know all the Beatles' lyrics? Also, weird that they tried to hide the fact that Lennon "was a Beatle" from their son.
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    10/14/09

    @rckoala: No, not everyone knows all the Beatles' lyrics. I do, but I'm a fan. A lot of people aren't into it.

    Also, he didn't want Sean to see him as anything other than his Dad. I can totally understand that.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Pete Wentz, the "lulz girlz liek shoos omg!" comments are old and tacky. STFU please and thanks.

    Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't equate the term "special needs" with serious health problems. I am genuinely confused.
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    10/14/09

    @Ms Meghan: Given that one of his fellow climbers is Jessica Biel, I think he is just commenting on behavior specific to his wife.

    But a statement like that always at least feels loaded, I agree.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES! JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES!

    Ahem, I'm gonna go get ready for work now. Thanks for the glad news.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/14/09

    @jigglyball: It is a beautiful image.
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    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: Seriously, that shit woke me right up ('tis early on the West Coast).
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Mel B. says there's a Spice Girls comeback in the works: "We're actually working on it right now. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it's really, really exciting. I can't wait to be cashing a check again."

    Fixed.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    So, for those keeping score, celebrities have now used little toy dogs, women on leashes, Asian women, and nine-year old girls as fashion accessories on the red carpet. Don't they have anyone in their massive entourages to advise them against this sort of thing?

    Also, I kinda love the Backstreet Boys. There, I said it. I still think Nick is cute and I don't care who knows.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Psst, I still think Nick is cute, too!
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    Image of MichelleMyBelle MichelleMyBelle
    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I met Nick once a couple years ago. He was wasted, stumbling around the bar and REALLY greasy looking. But I got to take a picture with him..and he HUGGED me! lol
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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: o my god did anyone read the article about pamela with the little girl? it's reeeeally strange.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: The part where it said that the girl didn't have a seat and had to sit by Pam's feet made me see red.
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    10/14/09

    @MichelleMyBelle: He has been looking really good since he got sober, though. I hope he keeps it up (the sober part-- I'm glad he's getting his life together).
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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: and other people had to step over the little gal on their way up to the stage, how embarrassing. how is this shit allowed? #lindsaylohan
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