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John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
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BetteD
11/17/09

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Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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BytheSea
11/17/09

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YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

From the article:
"[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

"If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/16/09

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I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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mfnher
11/16/09

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I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11/16/09

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Hi Chris,

Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

Sincerely,

Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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Crackers In Bed
11/16/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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J.D.Regent
11/16/09

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I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
10/14/09

In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
Oh, Georgina. Russell slept with you once. I don't think that makes you his girlfriend. But whatever. Mind your own bee's wax.

I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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TheExperience
10/14/09

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In LA, keeping everyone supplied is a job. As is constantly prattling to the tabloids about your famous offspring.
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BetteD
10/14/09

In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
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Cimorene
10/14/09

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Jeffrey Tambor is 65. Interesting that nobody's talking shit about an old man having kids, but if a 65 year old famous woman had a baby the shit would be hitting the fan.

I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
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prismatism
10/14/09

@Cimorene: Men have a constant flow of sperm that goes on FOREVER, from the moment of birth to the moment of death. Women are rationed out their eggs, and they still throw them out once a month when they're perfectly good and there are women out there who have NO EGGS to waste. They just don't appreciate how good they have it. Damn women don't know how to handle anything.

Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.

If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.

I'm sorry, I think I'm bitter today.
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Plum-Pie
10/14/09

@prismatism: Not true - manseed goes off when men get older. [publicaffairs.llnl.gov]
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prismatism
10/14/09

@Plum-Pie: :) It was all meant in sarcasm & hyperbole.

But still, a lot of people would be more willing to drink sour milk than eat a rotten egg? Metaphor = dead.
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rckoala
10/14/09

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Doesn't everyone know all the Beatles' lyrics? Also, weird that they tried to hide the fact that Lennon "was a Beatle" from their son.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
10/14/09

@rckoala: No, not everyone knows all the Beatles' lyrics. I do, but I'm a fan. A lot of people aren't into it.

Also, he didn't want Sean to see him as anything other than his Dad. I can totally understand that.
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Ms Meghan
10/14/09

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Pete Wentz, the "lulz girlz liek shoos omg!" comments are old and tacky. STFU please and thanks.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't equate the term "special needs" with serious health problems. I am genuinely confused.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

@Ms Meghan: Given that one of his fellow climbers is Jessica Biel, I think he is just commenting on behavior specific to his wife.

But a statement like that always at least feels loaded, I agree.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

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JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES! JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES!

Ahem, I'm gonna go get ready for work now. Thanks for the glad news.
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Kivrin
10/14/09

@jigglyball: It is a beautiful image.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

@Kivrin: Seriously, that shit woke me right up ('tis early on the West Coast).
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FormerEnglishMajor
10/14/09

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Mel B. says there's a Spice Girls comeback in the works: "We're actually working on it right now. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it's really, really exciting. I can't wait to be cashing a check again."

Fixed.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/14/09

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So, for those keeping score, celebrities have now used little toy dogs, women on leashes, Asian women, and nine-year old girls as fashion accessories on the red carpet. Don't they have anyone in their massive entourages to advise them against this sort of thing?

Also, I kinda love the Backstreet Boys. There, I said it. I still think Nick is cute and I don't care who knows.
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Kivrin
10/14/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Psst, I still think Nick is cute, too!
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MichelleMyBelle
10/14/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I met Nick once a couple years ago. He was wasted, stumbling around the bar and REALLY greasy looking. But I got to take a picture with him..and he HUGGED me! lol
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tobesthewonderdog
10/14/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: o my god did anyone read the article about pamela with the little girl? it's reeeeally strange.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/14/09

@tobesthewonderdog: The part where it said that the girl didn't have a seat and had to sit by Pam's feet made me see red.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/14/09

@MichelleMyBelle: He has been looking really good since he got sober, though. I hope he keeps it up (the sober part-- I'm glad he's getting his life together).
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tobesthewonderdog
10/15/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: and other people had to step over the little gal on their way up to the stage, how embarrassing. how is this shit allowed? #lindsaylohan
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