Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps… » 1/17/13 9:00am 1/17/13 9:00am

Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum

From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever: » 1/09/13 9:00am 1/09/13 9:00am

Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls

Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you… » 10/22/12 9:00am 10/22/12 9:00am

Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table

Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then started screaming "Don't you know who I am?" when the doorman started kicking her out (which undoubtedly sounds less dick… » 9/01/12 11:30am 9/01/12 11:30am

Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And…

Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron) to hold her interest. She may have moved on with Mark Foster, lead singer … » 5/19/12 11:30am 5/19/12 11:30am

My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™

A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest… » 5/12/12 11:30am 5/12/12 11:30am

Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest…

According to Forbes, Plano, Texas, is America's safest city, followed by the Las Vegas suburb of Henderson, Nevada, and Honolulu. The results are based on analysis of violent crime and traffic fatality rates, and frankly we're a bit surprised to see the affluent Dallas suburb top the list. Can anyone really feel safe… » 12/29/11 10:30am 12/29/11 10:30am