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    Whose Shoes?

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    I knew it!


    j/k. who in the world would have thought?

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    Oh yeah, I'd wear them. With this: [jezebel.com] . All to lure my enthralled suitors into this:

    [jezebel.com]


    Jezebel: Outfitting my life since 2007.

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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    I'm guessing the zippered pouch is to store your morphine tablets for the inevitable ankle/neck-breaking that would ensue upon wearing these.


    I would, though, totally dig wearing the black ones on my next seated-only, no-walking dress-up occasion.

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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    Damn, I thought Agyness, but I was really really hoping for Gwyneth. Damnation.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    I like the shape, just not the design. Sequins on shoes, or well anything, make me gag. Plus they kinda look like a home-ec project.
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    I wish these shoes didn't scare the bejeezus out of me, because I'm digging the Cookie Monster blue of the one on the left. They look like what I imagine Goth!Miss Piggy would wear in a Labyrinth/Muppets crossover.
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    Image of denna denna
    02/26/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: If there's one thing you couldn't do in those shoes, it's dance, magic dance.


    (I also would put money on not being able to jump, magic jump.)

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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    02/26/09

    @denna: All Miss Piggy would need to do is smack, magic smack... a bish.
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    Image of denna denna
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    "If a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet."
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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    02/26/09

    @denna: Giles!
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    02/26/09

    @denna: Awesome reference. Giles was always right (except when they put him in those baggy sweaters in s4).
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    02/26/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: Whee! Buffy fan here.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/26/09

    @denna: OMG that does it. I was wondering whether I should watch an episode of Buffy or Celebrity Mole, and this just made it abundantly clear.
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    02/26/09

    @Dodai: @haguenite: Stevedore! And you can't go wrong with that episode in particular, imo.
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    Image of denna denna
    02/26/09

    @haguenite: I second the "Earshot" suggestion. Four times six is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh stop me!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/26/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: @denna: I went for "Who are you", which actually also has a stevedore reference, so yay!
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    Image of denna denna
    02/26/09

    @haguenite: It also has the plus of tons of slashy subtext! I know I don't caress my legs like that every time I take a bath. Because it is wrong.
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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    The blue shoe looks like it has some kind of growth. It should go to the doctor and get that checked out, it don't look right.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    Those have got to be the ugliest things this side of God's green earth.


    I simply cannot.

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    Image of HoooooooT HoooooooT
    02/26/09

    @TexasCrude blames Gwyneth Paltrow: I agree. Not that some bright blue knit thing with zippers and chains doesn't SCREAM Dita...?
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    Image of JulyMama JulyMama
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    The double platform heels made my eyes cross. Yikes!
    I'm not sure how these fit into her retro pin-up vibe AT ALL
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    02/26/09

    @JulyMama: Those fashion types are desperate to get us to buy new shoes by producing something none of us are likely to have in our wardrobes already.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    Not going to lie: I would wear either of those shoes in a heartbeat.
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    Image of I fought piranhas I fought piranhas
    02/26/09

    @pandorasmittens: @InCahoots with Zombies: I wouldn't wear these shoes because I live in my chucks, but if I saw a woman wearing them, I would assume she was a certified BAMF. They are awesome in their insanity.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    02/26/09

    @I fought piranhas: Yeah I love em.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    Would Dita even wear these? I'm thinking not.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/26/09

    @NefariousNewt: Yeah, that had me shaking my head. I guess she was an inspiration, sure, but I feel that the designer here has been looking at a very different Dita than I have.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    She acts?!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    I guessed Agnys (sp?) Dean
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/26/09

    @bluebears: Heh, me too.
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    02/26/09

    In reply to Whose Shoes?
    You know what I love to wear under my high heels? ANOTHER PAIR HEELS.
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    02/26/09

    @schlegs84: Another pair *of* heels... le sigh.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    02/26/09

    @schlegs84: THE DOUBLE HEEL IS WHERE IT'S AT, WITH THEM YOU ARE ONE HEP CAT
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/26/09

    @schlegs84: Two times the heels is two times the feminist.
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    Image of denna denna
    02/26/09

    @haguenite: Does that mean you choo-choose your choice?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    @schlegs84: I just walk with two moddles under me - one for each foot.
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