Jezebel: cesar millan

Loose Lips

Jessica — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:40:00 EST

The night after she gave birth to baby Archibald, Amy Poehler texted her fellow SNL castmates to thank them for their Weekend Update shout out. "She said, 'Oh, you made me cry! I'm sitting here with Archibald and we're watching it,'" Keenan Thompson tells People. • Rhianna had an S.O.S. earlier today! The singer rushed off stage during her last song of a concert in Australia and fainted. Riri is now recovering Down Under. • The Dog Whisperer's Cesar Millan has advice for the Obama family on that new puppy we're hearing so much about. "I teach my kids when you meet a dog, no touch, no talk no eye contact. Let the dog come to you. And keep a calm and stay assertive energy." Cesar says he sees that calm, assertive energy in Barack already. "Animal leadership and human leadership goes together." [People, Just Jared, People]

Downtown Julie Brown Gets Help Taming Her Bitch On The Dog Whisperer

Tracie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Former MTV VJ Downtown Julie Brown was on an episode of The Dog Whisperer today regarding her three-year-old Yorkshire Terrier Candy. Candy was a Christmas present for Julie's daughter Gianna. The only problem is that Candy is fiercely protective of Julie and hates Gianna and attacks her every time she comes near her. This problem hits close to home for me, because even though my dog Edie is mine, she is obsessed with my mother, and she hates my sister. She guards my mom when she's at her house and anyone — particularly my sister — who comes near my mom while she's typing on the computer gets attacked. Of course when Cesar Millan shows up, all he has to do is just touch the dog and it behaves properly. That same shit doesn't work with Edie. Clip above.