According to fans who've read ahead in the series and won't stop threatening to spoil various plot twists, the next season of Game of Thrones will feature a big, dramatic nude scene—for the purposes of plot, not titillation. And filming it apparently cost a Lannister-sized fortune. (Spoilers ahead.)

The entire world came to a grinding, screeching halt last week when a church in Croatia stood in the way of a very important scene in Game of Thrones in which Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey) walks out of a church and onto the streets of King's Landing completely nude. But don't worry about it folks. The issue is…