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    Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old

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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    Team Lucky Charms, yo! Between the cracked out manic smile of Lucky the Leprechaun, the deliciously sugary milk, and the brows-furrowed attempt to maximize the cereal to red balloon ratio, there can be no other.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I used to want to move to the US just because of the cereal. I thought I was over that...but this flowchart is luring me back in.

    I want to know what Kix taste like goddamn it!
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/25/09

    @gherkinfiend: Drywall.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I SEE NO CRISPY HEXAGONS THIS CHART LIES TO ME

    Seriously, that is my favorite cereal. Yes, the name played a part.

    Crispy. Hexagons.

    This is precisely what they are.
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    Image of deuteragonist deuteragonist
    11/24/09

    @boxspelunker: You really gotta love such descriptive nomenclature.

    It also sounds like a great band name.
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    11/24/09

    @boxspelunker: I love that kind of minimalistic honesty.
    Once I saw these bags of potato chips that were completely white and they had "POTATO CHIPS" written on red on them. That was all. They really stood out.
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    11/24/09

    @Marla Singer: I want those! I also like this.

    "These are hexagons. They are crispy." Well, sign me up!

    "These are chips made of potato." Well, that's precisely what I want! Hand 'em over!

    Also, "hexagons" makes me laugh. It's so... precise.

    #tips
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    11/24/09


    @boxspelunker: Here's a picture for you. They actually have a logo which I didn't remember but they're still pretty minimalistic.
    Also, Spanish: this was in Chile.

    #tips
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    11/24/09

    @Marla Singer: Oh, lol, for real! That is awesome.

    #tips
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    The background really ruins that flowchart.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    This is like a chart of my dietary choices for my entire life. I freaking adore cereal. Even now, we go through several boxes per week, between the three of us. I married a cereal lover and we spawned another one. And when I was pregnant, I craved Reese's Puffs like nobody's business.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I DO eat cheerios! Less because I'm unpretentiously trying to be healthy, and more because they're delicious.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    Yes, but what if you eat WaffleCrisp? Are you too simple to make it on the chart, or too complicated? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?
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    Image of luxamnesiac luxamnesiac
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I prefer the food stamps version of the diabetes, drunk and high cereals.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    Cracklin' Oat Bran for the win. And yes, I am old, incontinent, agitated, a believer in aliens, high, constipated, fond of juggling, descended from mountain lions, fluent in Farsi, and covered in tattoos of Rick Moranis. Where's my flow-chart?!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    This should come with a warning about eating Captain Crunch in excess and how it makes your poop look like rainbow sherbet.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    @CurtCole: True story: The first and last time I ate Alphabits cereal, the marshmallow letters um, exited just as they had gone in. They didn't spell anything ominous though, so I guess that's a plus.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    11/24/09

    @CurtCole: Warning?? That shit was better than the toy in the box! It's the hidden surprise!
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    When I was a kid, my dad would buy the cereal in the bag (rather than the box) because it "all came from the same goddamn place, dammit!" Then, in high school we had the misfortune of moving not terribly far from the Malt-O-Meal factory, where I learned from an assorted variety of ex-cons, permastoners, and people missing multiple digits that it did NOT come from the same place, and some of the things that transpired in that factory were enough to turn you off your tootie frooties for life.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: You really need to eat some mushrooms and make a graphic novel out of this.
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    Image of urbanspelunker urbanspelunker
    11/24/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Ooh! Ooh! Can we get at least a hint what happens?
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    11/24/09

    @urbanspelunker: exactly the sort of unsavory behavior you expect ex-cons, permastoners and the fingerless to engage in during a graveyard shift...plus, they always smelled like whatever cereal was in production that day. One of the guys complained he couldn't get the pirate mateys dust out of his 'vette.
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I used to eat Lucky Charms all through college because we don't have them in Ireland, where I grew up. This amused my friends no end, who repeatedly begged me to express concern that people might be in persuit of my Lucky Charms.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    Go Lean! I AM totally pretentious about breakfast.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    @scarletbegonia: Go Lean! Crunch is my go-to snack. I guess I should just slap on a forehead-band and submit a headshot to Look at this Fucking Hipster!.com
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    11/24/09

    @BetteD: Yeah, Crunch is the way to go. Regular Go Lean is bland...but neither are at all ironic. What would the ironic cereal choice of hipsters be? Life?
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old

    I am very disappointed to not see King Vitamin on the group of choices for those of us who don't care about the top of our mouths.
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    11/24/09

    @Newsgirl: The mask on the back was the added bonus since it hid your bleeding mouth.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    11/24/09

    In reply to Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
    I love Weetabix, and yet I am neither Australian nor in Australia. Is this a sign from the goddess Ceres?
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/24/09

    @ritualtheory: You are clearly not Australian (nor from Aotearoa) as you call it Weetabix and not Weetbix. [en.wikipedia.org]

    Fun fact: Sanitarium - which I have been told is the name of a tampon manufacturer in South Africa - is run by Seventh Day Adventists.
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    11/24/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: I'm a Kiwi, and it's my birthday. What I got for breakfast in bed was Weetbix, covered in brown sugar. YUM!
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    11/24/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Someone loves you very much.
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