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Two Girls For Every Boy Octogenarian
Sex Workers Go At It On Tyra
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Sat Nov 28
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Lying by a lake intent at turning on you.
I was young but it didn't stop me from coming through.
Oh-a oh
They took your picture, plucked it out of obscurity
Retouched by Photoshop and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh
It all started
Oh-a oh
By a slow dial up.
Internet killed the Playboy star.
Internet killed the Playboy star.
High speed, wireless came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now you meet in an abandoned studio.
Undressing like you did so long ago.
And you remember how it used to go.
Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.
Internet killed the Playboy star.
Internet killed the Playboy star.
High speed, wireless came and broke your heart.
In my mind and in my dell, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Internet killed the Playboy star.
Internet killed the Playboy star.
High speed, wireless came and broke your heart.
In my mind and in my dell, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on Microsoft.
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@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to see the DG USA Premiere!: When was the last time you actually opened a Playboy and read the articles?
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So, I guess, which type mags are really the ones that promote body image issues? I'd say not Playboy...but that is just my initial thought
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Plus, I'd guess that prominence of fake boobs in Cosmo may somehow be traced back to Playboy.
I don't really have a problem with Playboy. But it is a spank book of unrealistic images even though it throws in some decent journalism.
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11/17/08
just watch it later, THEN post something interesting. sheesh.
other than that, what level do Brazilian fart porn women have on the list?
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11/18/08
Theoretically, I could go home and watch all the videos on Jezebel at night, but I never remember.
11/18/08
11/17/08
[renegadeevolution.blogspot.com]
Warning: site mildly NSFW
11/17/08
Remember that show where under the guise of "protecting" young aspiring models, she set up a fake "Model Search" photoshoot to lure in a bunch of young girls to this apartment? Some actor playing the role of "Creepy Photographer" tried to pressure them to go topless, and most did (the girls had a black bar put over their eyes to "hide" their indentities).
Then Tyra pops out of a closet, tells these girls they've just been humiliated on TV because they are just so stupid and desperate and exploited(or more accurately, yells this at their backs as they flee the apartment in embarrassment)and acts like she's doing some public service.
Don't even get me started on the fat suit business.
11/18/08
Don't do a sting and shine a light on the bastards who exploit young, confused women -- no, shame the women. They're the perpetrators, after all. Oh, wait...
In an upcoming Tyra, she'll be interviewing date rape survivors and telling them how dumb they were to go out with men who attacked them.
11/17/08
But yes, I don't understand the need to be surprised at the hierarchies. They exist in every social group, even WITHIN the hierarchies themselves.
Like down to what club you work in, the city it's in and if you're day or night shift.
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11/18/08
Also, there is a certain amount of jealousy between minority women at the club, since the managers are racist assholes and cap the number of black dancers per shift. THAT is an interesting story, but Tyra could care less about anything real in the sex work industry. I guaran-fucking-tee you all that we don't spend our nights trashing the 'other ones'. Besides, there are COUNTLESS crossovers. If a girl dances most of the time, but does a little on the side for a really good price, is she a hooker? And many, many 'adult' models dance on the side, or do webcam. Hell, most feature dancers get their show price from their porn careers. I mean, the sheer INACCURACY of this shit is what gets me. If Jezebel wants some actual scoop on dancers, just hang out in a club for a month. Work as a shooter girl. Or buy dances for a night. We are very chatty for cash! lol
11/18/08
And yes, Tyra is painfully backward in the sexuality department. Which sounds like a euphemism for something, but isn't.