• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#celebrityscents

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 4:13 PM
Sat Nov 28
24 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers
Email
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #celebrityscents more →

    5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear

    Celebrity Scents: Cold Hard Cash With A Top Note Of Shamelessness
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/08/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau de Joan's tagline: I told you no crying in the break room.
     Reply
    TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of kookoocachaw kookoocachaw
    09/07/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Paul Rudd: Sex Panther
    Smells like: pure gasoline, bigfoot's dick, bits of panther
    Bottle Style: A panther's head
    Cost: Your dignity
    Tagline: "60% of the time, it works every time"
     Reply
    Cafezinha promoted this comment kookoocachaw was starred kookoocachaw was unstarred
    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    09/07/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Rachel Maddow: (Holy cow) Moments
    Smells: Fresh and gay, like clean water, green grass, sneakers, gin, humility and a calm but righteous indignation.
    Bottle Style: A cocktail shaker (that leans to the left)
    Cost: Cheap enough for everyone
    Tagline: "I don't even wear perfume, but hey, to each her own!"
     Reply
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. promoted this comment DorothyBarker was starred DorothyBarker was unstarred
    Image of plattitude plattitude
    09/07/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear

    Kate Bush: Love & Anger
    Smells Like: Hills you can run up, gaffer's tape, clouds, pomegranate, rubber bands, sensuality
    Bottle Style: A red shoe
    Cost: Really, how can you put a price on this woman's work?
    Tagline: "Make a Deal With God."
     Reply
    prettycool approved this comment plattitude was starred plattitude was unstarred
    Image of emdy emdy
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Lisa Simpson: Lionheart
    Smells like: journal paper, library books, ponies, intelligent with a sprinkle of heart and a dash of promise.
    Bottle Style: A book, standing upright, slightly ajar.
    Cost: Public elementary school girls could afford it.
    Tagline: I'm going to my room.
     Reply
    Plum-Pie promoted this comment emdy was starred emdy was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    I'm still convinced that all my truly filthy hipster friends must have their own perfume, because they all have a particular scent that is unattainable by normal people. It's that way of smelling like cigarettes, day-old spilled beer, cold coffee, body odor, and musty thrift-store clothing while still managing to evoke an air of financial security.
     Reply
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of Big_Noise_From_Winnetka Big_Noise_From_Winnetka
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Here goes:

    Simply Sarah by Sarah Palin

    Smells like: ambition, viciousness, desperation, and megalomania, with just a hint of moose juice

    Bottle design: Two types: dog sled or semi-automatic rifle

    Cost: The same amount it takes to initiate an ethics investigation

    Tagline: "For the animal in you."
     Reply
    Plum-Pie promoted this comment Big_Noise_From_Winnetka was starred Big_Noise_From_Winnetka was unstarred
    Image of CubeRootOfPi CubeRootOfPi
    09/06/09

    @Big_Noise_From_Winnetka: "You can smell Russia in my bottle!"
     Reply
    girlnamedblue promoted this comment CubeRootOfPi was starred CubeRootOfPi was unstarred
    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Nirvana by Nirvana
    Smells like: Teen spirit
     Reply
    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was starred Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/07/09

    @Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Oh, how I chortled to read this!
     Reply
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of sweetcheesus sweetcheesus
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Howza bout...
    Smell My Fierce by Tyra
    Notes: glitter, old photos, new magazines, eyeshadow, spankings, used stilettos, tears of rejected model hopefuls, hint of barf
    Bottle design: Cheekbone shape, with a "smiling eye" stopper
    Cost: More than what you'd be paid to get out of bed
    Tagline: SMILE with your EYES
     Reply
    Plum-Pie promoted this comment sweetcheesus was starred sweetcheesus was unstarred
    Image of ATull ATull
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear

    "Winning Love by Daylight" by Sailor Moon
    Smells like: Love and justice!
    Cost: Serena's lunch money
    Bottle style: The moon (obviously!)
    Tagline: Buy it! That means you!

    N.B. Sorry, the 10 year old in me had to do it. She was kind of my childhood hero...

    I think the Japanese came up with this anyway.
     Reply
    bookling promoted this comment hortense approved this comment ATull was starred ATull was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @ATull: WANT!
     Reply
    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear

    Winchester by Sam and Dean Winchester
    Smells like: Gunpowder, rock salt, engine oil, and grave dust, with subtle hints of brimstone
    Bottle style: The Metallicar
    Cost: A case of beer
    Tagline: Put yourself on the highway to Hell.
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment girlarchaeologist was starred girlarchaeologist was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/06/09

    @girlarchaeologist: I would totally buy that just to smell it and think of them from time to time. Mmmm, Winchester Bros.
     Reply
    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @girlarchaeologist: If this was real I'd be the super creep and put it on my pillows.
     Reply
    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Deep (Fried) by Paula Deen
    Smells like: Butter with undertones of pig fat
    Bottle style: a suspiciously familiar 8 oz rectangle
    Cost: Your arterial health and waist line
    Tagline: Best smellings, from my butter to yers!
     Reply
    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    09/06/09

    @Snowbunny: Would the added bonus be the lovely (greasy) sheen it would leave on your skin?
     Reply
    scandalouskiki was starred scandalouskiki was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Frack! by Kyra Thrace
    Smells like: cigar smoke, engine oil, steel, and tuberose
    Bottle style: A Cylon Raider ship
    Cost: Winnings in a decent card game
    Tagline: Striking a superior asshole.
     Reply
    Edited by la.donna.pietra at 09/06/09 5:03 PM la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    09/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I love you. :}
     Reply
    tiredfairy was starred tiredfairy was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Awesome.
     Reply
    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau d' Agent Cooper
    Smells like: top notes of cherry pie mellowing into coffee, pine, and gunpowder.
    Bottle style: Mountain range
    Cost: Affordable on an FBI agent's salary
    Tagline: "Damn fine cologne!"
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    09/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: LOVE it. Nicely done.
     Reply
    scandalouskiki was starred scandalouskiki was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau de Veronica Sawyer:

    Smells like: Corn nuts, brain tumors, some bitter notes, and just a hint of lighter fluid.

    Cost: Two tickets to the Big Fun concert.

    Bottle Style: Shaped like an eagle. Definitely not like a bottle of mineral water - too gay.

    Tagline: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you'd better learn to fly" or "Eau de Veronica: How very."
     Reply
    Plum-Pie promoted this comment rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.