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    The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    So Jeb...7 years trumps 225 years?
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    Only thing worse than inexplicable movie sex in bra is uncomfortable-looking movie scene in which girl wakes up and gets out of bed with bra on (either bra alone or bra obviously on under tank top). I mean, freaking ow. Plus with full makeup on.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    It can't be good that the Dwight quote reminds me a lot of my recent ex... hahaha.
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    Image of s_ve s_ve
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I'd like to break down the meaning of life, in three simple rules:


    1. Treat people the way you would like to be treated

    2. Don't fuck up

    3. Smile, even when you feel like shit


    They have served me well thus far.

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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    01/09/09

    @s_ve:

    #3 doesn't work for me. It ended up allowing my feelings, in the words of the brilliant Futurama, to fester quietly as a mental illness. My new #3 - if you feel like shit, tell someone and ask them to help you.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I always kinda loved the "What I've Learned" celebrity features in Esquire. But then, they probably appeal to me because I've never liked reading long profile interviews that include stupid, vapid details about the café the interview is conducted ... or an already glowing review of the celebrity's upcoming movie or TV show ... or a clichéd, oft-repeated and unoriginal get-you-up-to-speed biography. I think "What I've Learned" is always a pithy summary of the celebrity's intelligence, wit, stupidity and honesty.
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    Image of Yitzhak Yitzhak
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I always thought Paris Hilton looked like celery.
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    01/09/09

    @Yitzhak: hahaha!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I also liked Eminem's "I don't know where to go to meet a nice girl. If you've got any tips, clue me in." It always amuses me when assholes puzzle over their inability to attract pleasant, stable women and conclude that the problem is that the womenz, they just crazy.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    Yeah... we avoided another serious attack on American soil. Great... So there was only that one little one in NYC. Which is one more than any president since, oh, well I guess FDR. Huzzah!
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: And honestly there is no real way to tell if the lack of attacks since 9/11 has anything to do with Bush, it could just be dumb luck.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    Wow. Meaning of Life fail.


    This is, at best, meaning of liff.

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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01/09/09

    @DangerMouse: but F comes after E so wouldn't liff be one better than life?
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    Jeb Bush - Oh, stop. Just.Stop.


    Eminem - that's almost deep, but yet, I'm still befuddled and a tad annoyed by that comment.


    Shepherd Smith - Yes, we know you told the world Palin didn't know where Africa was. But, she showed the world she was ignorant the minute she stepped on that stage in August. Thanks.


    Paris Hilton - Um, ok, YEAH.


    Chloe Sevigny - FTW!

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I believe I've learned that Paris Hilton defies comprehension, so it's best just to be amused when she's not being boring.


    Hey, baby, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like an Italian molding?


    Also, I am an unabashed Clint Eastwood fan. Piano-playing heterosexual males over age 50 make me weak in the knees.

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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    I am in complete agreement with Chloe Sevigny! I always wonder about that too. Cause I am pretty sure I have never had sex with just my bra on.
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    Image of bloodflower bloodflower
    01/09/09

    @sassyredhead: yeah every time i see that i'm like "people really do that?"
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    Image of Understater Understater
    01/09/09

    @sassyredhead:
    That has always bugged me, but the most irritating TV/movie implausibility is when a person living in an apartment opens the front door and is surprised to the person behind it. Er, wouldn't you have had to buzz him/her in??
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/09/09

    @bloodflower: I do, sometimes.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    01/09/09

    @sassyredhead: I do someteimes. Some boys like it, some don't. It changes things up. *shrugs*
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    If they're going to include quotes from a TV show...how the hell do you leave out Arrested development? How?
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: Seriously? How about "It's a poor carpenter who blames his tools for shoddy - GODDAMIT! Every damn time!"

    or

    "I've made a huge mistake"
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Tobias the worlds first analrapist. Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. COME ON!
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: Her?
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: @exelizabeth: I just blue myself. There's got to be a better way to say that.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    01/09/09

    @SevennationArmy: "I just blue myself."

    "There has to be a better way to say that."
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: There's always money in the bananastand!
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    01/09/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: Ack, jinx. I submit:


    Michael (to Gob): Get rid of the Seaward.
    Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    @peperony and chease: It took me watching the entire series three times before I caught that one.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I caught that for the first time this past Xmas!
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    01/09/09

    @peperony and chease: This is my favorite one. Even my mom, who said she didnt really "get" the show was loving it.
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    Image of anonymiss anonymiss
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
    clint eastwood is spot on!


    why is that chloe sevigny quote bothersome?

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    01/09/09

    @anonymiss: He is. Clint Eastwood just kicks ass. He really does.


    ps bubbasparks looks like Clint Eastwood. Well, more from the Dirty Harry era, but yeah...I guess we all know what he will look like when he's silver.

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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    @anonymiss: I think Intern Katy means the bra-during-sex thing also bothers her, not that the quote is bothersome. It's along the same lines of how movie beds come with L-shaped sheets that only come to the mans waist but the woman's armpits.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: or the idea that women walk around their boyfriend's apartment wrapped in a sheet or comforter
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: HAHA! L-shaped movie sheets are the bane of my existence. I always cringe and/or groan audibly when I see an example. UGH.
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    Image of anonymiss anonymiss
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: omg i had no idea about L shaped sheets!!! thats insanity. nothing like american cinema to remind us that after a man is inside you, you should be ashamed of and uncomfortable with your body *facepalm*


    @Lymed: and seriously, who the fuck walks around in a sheet! i would trip and fall right on my face if i did that.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/09/09

    @anonymiss: That's why I only make love in a snuggie.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/09/09

    @: All it means is that some actresses (not unreasonably) don't want to show their naked bodies to the world but want to have successful careers, which means playing a love interest. And/or the movie studio wants a PG-13 rating.


    Other than demanding nudity from actresses in the name of realism and making any movie with a love scene R-rated, the L-sheet and bra sex is here to stay.

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    01/09/09

    @mfnher: oh my god. Snuggies have to be the least sexual thing I've ever seen in my life.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I was about to say the same thing, but since you beat me to it, Thanks for all the fish
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    01/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: How many roads must a man walk down?


    See, it ain't about the answer, it's about the question.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/10/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: The point is, they never found the question!


    I love those books.

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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was starred Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was unstarred
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