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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    So, what does Lindsey do these days besides wander around without pants and party?
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12/01/09

    @MargaretMoony: I shall now insert the periodically obligatory "My God I just watched 'Parent Trap' and she was so sweet and endearing and it made me so sad." There. Done.
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    lafleur promoted this comment The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    04:04 AM

    @MargaretMoony: writes embarrassing tweets about how bad she wants various acting jobs, and slams her ex girlfriend.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    "What you pay for in gravity, you gain in gravitas." is my new favorite quote.
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    Image of prismatism is Team Bella prismatism is Team Bella
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    The Morgan Freeman quote reminded me of something cute...

    Kliph from The Flaming Lips said that the band had discussed who would play them in the movie of their lives, and Kliph would be played by Jack Black, while Wayne Coyne would be played... by Morgan Freeman :). Because they're both tall and thin and wear suits.

    John Mayer and Wilmer Valderrama should start a club together. The guys who go out with women who are way too good for them and end up being tainted by being associated with them club. The G.W.G.O.W.W.W.A.W.T.G.F.T.A.E.U.B.T.B.B.A.W.T. Which, coincidentally, is the sound I make whenever I see a picture of either of them.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Padma, can I be you?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...I can't say that John Mayer is a good choice, but he is a step up from the Pauly Shore/Criss Angel lookalike to your left who's watching his chest stubble grow in.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    John, if you have one ounce of decency...back away from the Lohan. There's no way she's gonna survive Mayer's passive-aggressive head games. And I don't want to hear another shitty song about his relationships.
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12/01/09

    @kookla: You won't, because if they get together, the world will disappear in a cloud of noxious gas. Whee!
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    kookla promoted this comment The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    05:41 AM

    @The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Not to mention The Center of Disease Control will declare a quarantine.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Ojani later added: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Yay Lisa Loeb! I'll always hold a soft spot for her. I even watched her brief show that followed her around, as she tried to snag a guy. She's the cutest.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/01/09

    @GirlFailer: I wore grey tights today and thought of her. And my black skirt was reminiscent of the dress in the Stay video. Yeah, I'm trapped in the 90s.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    12/01/09

    @GirlFailer: I feel the same way. I watched her show, on the urging of my mother, who feared my aging still childless status.
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Morgan, I'll accept Denzel playing Young Obama, as long as you agree to be Old Grampa Obama Reminiscing To His Adorable Grandkids.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/01/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    DOES THIS MEAN THAT BRYAN BATT WILL BE ACTING IN MAD MEN MORE IN THE FUTURE? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IMMEDIATELY.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Tiger Woods' PR people are making a clusterfuck out of this.

    They're building a mystery better than Raymond Chandler ever did, for Chrissakes. And when things are dark and mysterious and perhaps somewhat scandalous, us news types are going to batshit to find out what's happening.

    And when the above happens to a celebrity on a slow news holiday weekend, it's going to be worse.

    They should come come out, say -- listen, we had a fight. I got angry. I drove off angry, and I should not have. This happened. I can't believe I was that dumb. The vague website statement didn't cut it.

    He would have LOOKED stupid, but the hype around this whole accident would have died down.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Pete...Peter... can't we all just get along and remember when you used to do this with Carl Barât? There, isn't that better?
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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    12/01/09

    @lafleur: Whoah...whoah. Thank you so much for posting this. Whoah.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I think high heels and pearls are every bit a legit childhood fashion choice as batman capes and pirate swords.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I took ballroom dancing against my will as a kid (older than Suri, from age 8-13) and heels were absolutely against the rules. I didn't even know they made ballroom dancing heels for children, especially children so young. What two year old is going to waltz in heels like that?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Re: Roman Polanski: OHHH GOOD FOR YOU.
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