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That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Things" cute.
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Yep and it's still gross even if she wanted it.
11/25/09
Wow, television is sexist. Now that I articulate that story line it is so disgusting to me.
11/26/09
Exactly.
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11/25/09
I think the tabloid press received some sort of shoddy bird-and-bees lectures at some point. They seem to think that talking about someday wanting to have a child causes pregnancy, and that touching one's belly is a symptom thereof. They could definitely benefit from some comprehensive sex-ed.
11/24/09
I'm pretty sure the only person who poisoned you was yourself. Just say no.
XOXO,
Le K de K
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I'm forwarding you this memo that seems to keep getting lost in your inbox about crack and heroin. They're pretty bad for you, dude, and some would consider them "poison."
All the best in your recovery,
SomeAuthorGirl
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ETA: Forget I said that, of course you did.
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