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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Is Tila Tequila being on your team the entertainment celebrity equivalent f being friends with Glenn Beck?
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12:37 AM

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    As a former STI counselor, I would like to ask Tila to shut the fuck up. It's people like her that make it so hard for people like me to do their jobs. Also, it makes it hard for people really dealing with these issues to not feel like some sort of social pariah. Herpes can be sexually transmitted. But you can also get it from kissing your Granny. Skin-to-skin contact is the culprit. Which means that anybody can get it; nuns, kids, and your slutty sister, Sarah. ANYBODY. A large portion of the population is exposed to HSV I and HSV II. Even more, for some people, the symptoms lie dormant and may never appear. Which goes to show, that just because you don't have lumps on your lips or lesions on your nethers, you still may carry the virus (this means you too, Tila). For others symptoms pop up during times of stress, illness or hormonal changes. My only concern is not WHO has it, but whether or not they do what they can to take care of themselves and their partners.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03:46 AM

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This is a very wonderful comment- very informative and exactly what Tila needs to be schooled on.

    Having said that, I'd hate to get herpes from kissing my Granny. It's like when you break your leg cleaning out the gutters, and have that temptation to make up some wonderful story about daring motorbiking.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Team Roker. Give it up Speidi. People may not necessarily like Al Roker but no on actively hates him. People actively, vocally, and enthusiastically hate both of you twats. Geez, it's like you've made a career out of being hated... wait a minute... oh geez.

    I'm not telling Italian-Americans to not be offended, but honestly NOBODY thinks the mo-rons on "Jersey Shore" represent anybody except tacky fools.

    Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo of the words "Just Breathe" under her left boob.

    Well how else are you supposed to remember?!
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    Image of misspell misspell
    12/04/09

    @mariamariamaria: I know, right? I always check under my breasts whenever I feel like there's something I'm forgetting.
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    Image of eve804 eve804
    12/04/09

    @misspell: "take out the trash," "feed the dog," and "put on deodorant" written on my bosom have helped me INCREDIBLY.
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    Image of budholly101 budholly101
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Well thank goodness. Ever since the Chris Brown/Rihanna story broke, I've been waiting with bated breath to hear Tila Tequila's opinion. As a paragon of class and virtue, it falls to her to let us know just whose shit stinks. Now that I know, I can move on with my life. So servicey, Tila!
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Obese AND Fat AND Miserable? Do you think these three things all mean the same, Jenny McCarthy? Cause they don't, and you are an idiot.

    Also, you were freaking pregnant. Totally different situation.
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    Image of boss_lady boss_lady
    12/04/09

    @CherriSpryte: I'm an inch shorter and ten pounds heavier. I'm not pregnant. Nor am I miserable. I'm me and Jenny McCarthy is who she is- a marginalizing, close-minded, judgmental idiot who has never been funny, charming, intelligent, or plastic surgery-free (in my recent memory, anyhow).

    She's just dumb, and it almost makes me embarrassed for her.
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    Image of angelesque angelesque
    12:02 PM

    @CherriSpryte & @boss_lady: Why does it make her an idiot that she felt miserable at that weight? It's not like she said everyone else has to feel that way if they weighed the same, just that she can empathize with anyone who *does*.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12:48 PM

    @angelesque: She's clearly implying that all three go together. Also, the phrase "I was obese and fat" is repetitive and idiotic, unless she was making the subtle point that not all obese people are fat. I highly doubt she's that into body acceptance and the inaccuracies of BMI charts.

    Feeling miserable due to weight is ridiculous in any circumstance, but especially while pregnant. Like I said, she's an idiot.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Tila Tequila has been in public meltdown mode ever since her very brave ex-boyfriend (who is only 3 times her size, poor man) left bruises all up and down her arms.

    Victims aren't always sympathetic.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/04/09

    @lisas: Really, truly, painfully good point.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Listen, if anyone knows about STDs, it's gotta be Tila Tequila.
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    Image of PIKITIS!! PIKITIS!!
    12:58 AM

    @kookla: I don't understand why she would say anything about STDs, because the public (or at least my) immediate reaction is "Well, if anyone would know a herpes sore, it's Tila Tequila..." You'd think her two or three brain cells could hold a conference and figure that one out.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment PIKITIS!! was starred PIKITIS!! was unstarred
    Image of InABook InABook
    02:16 PM

    @kookla: :-( slutshaming?
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    kookla promoted this comment InABook was starred InABook was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    04:12 PM

    @InABook: It was more a commentary on the people that competed for her on her show. It was like a PSA for The Center of Disease Control.

    Besides, Tila is the one guilty of slutshaming. And siding with an abuser? Klassy.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    wait wait wait.. maya rudolph and PTAnderson are together? how long have i been napping?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    This is what Rihanna said about Tila:

    "I don’t like when people talk about me and don’t know me and don’t know what they’re sayin’ and sound stupid. I saw her backstage at the AMA’s one year… [laughs] She was just standing there with a drink in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink she had a drink in her hand, whatever."

    My guess is that it was in reference to this quote by Tila:

    "No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone ... 'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.' So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it... What Rihanna did ... her message was to say quiet and that's not OK."

    Stay classy, Tila.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    12/04/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, Rihanna sent out a bad message! Bitch, please! (Not you, Sputnik!) Tila, sit down!
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    J'aime Grubs. Crazy name. Crazy lady.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/04/09

    @Rare Affinity: SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    um, "crazy Ambien sex?" I suppose if you think drooling and being semi-conscious is "crazy."
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    Image of immaculate.gaenor immaculate.gaenor
    12/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: Yeah, isn't Ambien a sleeping pill? I can't imagine that being sexy at all. Unless you like falling asleep halfway through.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    12/04/09

    @immaculate.gaenor: I know! It's like somebody either has never taken Ambien or never had sex.
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    12/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: I have crazy Aspirin sex all the time. I'm kinky like that.
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    Image of nothanks nothanks
    12/04/09

    @immaculate.gaenor: the one time i took ambien to try and combat particularly bad jetlag in australia i ended up hallucinating, so who knows!
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/04/09

    @Marla Singer: don't get me started on my Tylenol Cold and Flu PM sex. That shit is crayyyyyzeeee.
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    Image of weetziebat weetziebat
    12/04/09

    @nothanks: I used to take ambien, and i did hallucinate a little and act really crazy. This was a fun surprise, but i never remembered it. My roommate proved it to me w/ video evidence because i didn't believe her. So crazy sex is possible, but would you remember it?
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    J.D.Regent promoted this comment Edited by weetziebat at 12/04/09 8:01 PM weetziebat was starred weetziebat was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: Psh, whatever. Obviously you ladies haven't tried Robitussin PM sex. Sex with coughing fits... it's like sex with kegels!
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/04/09

    @weetziebat: perhaps in this case, forgetting it ever happened is a plus.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: Whoa, Ambien is a seriously fun drug if you accidentally-on-purpose take it and then fail to go directly to sleep! In controlled circumstances and under a doctor's supervision, of course.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/04/09

    @rodmanstreet: I have never stayed awake for more than 15 minutes after taking it. Then again, I suppose some "crazy" sex doesn't need much longer than that.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Tila is trying really hard to be the new Britney Spears Breakdown Queen, isn't she? I'm actually beginning to loathe her less and feel something akin to pity, as I think she needs some counseling.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    I really hate to defend MTV here, but it's the so-called "guidos" that are perpetuating the stereotypes. MTV didn't make these folks act like fools, they just act like that on their own.

    It's no different than any other reality show.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/04/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Marilyn - it's not scary anymore (or even very rock and roll) when you look like someone's bubbie.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/04/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Oh, Marilyn Manson, while I was a fan in high school even then I realized you weren't being you but rather a second-rate David Bowie wannabe.
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