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Things I've learned today: Jennifer Lopez and Sienna Miller have horrible taste in men; Pete Doherty possesses a tragic combination of stupidity and douchiness; and Sir Ian McKellan has the power to warm the cold, black cockles of my cynical heart.
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Brittany....get out while you can girl!
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I still think that.
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I'd choose the high heels.
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As for awesome jellies, I had a pair that were clear, with sparkles in the plastic. Fabulous!
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*My imaginary husband*. Real husband better back away on his own.
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So, come up with an alternative course of action, something creative.
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Now I'm going to go have to have a talk with Mr. Jackman's wife...
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Besides, I'll need someone to talk about whilst I have tea with Sir Ian and Mr. John Barrowman.
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Oh, sorry. In my opinion, of course. Danica is entitled to hers.
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Unfortunately for us, the majority of these men are stupid Neanderthals.
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Tiger, what did you think Thanksgiving was? It's SUPPOSED to get ruined, that's like, it's fucking purpose.
Also, is it bad that in my head I imagined her saying, "No, but I will be in 3,2,1..."?
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Sigh. The one thing you can always trust a crackhead to be is a crackhead.