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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12:57 AM

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    RE Will Ferrell: I hope you see a lot of Ron Burgundy in me sometime in the future.

    What can I say; 60% of the time it works every time.
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    12:55 AM

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I've been having a rough week at school and with holiday shopping and all, well, I would really like somebody to place me on house arrest. Just like force me to remain here, and bring me bags of snacks and I will wear my bracelet under my slanket and watch season 3 of "Six Feet Under." Please don't tell me child rape is the only way to get a vacation in this world.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12:15 AM

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    From the Us Weekly article: "Jolie, snacking on tomatoes, spoke with Farmiga about wearing fur and its brutality. "

    Why does this make me laugh so hard? Is it because I don't often talk about heavy subjects when I'm mingling and noshing on snacks? I can't stop chuckling.
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    Edited by SUNNY1 at 12/03/09 12:18 AM SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    12:42 AM

    @SUNNY1: I think because it sounds like a bad translation. The formality! The brutality! The bruchetta!
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    tailfeather promoted this comment ardentlilac was starred ardentlilac was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    07:47 AM

    @SUNNY1: The Daily Show got a good laugh out of one of the Texas congressmen last week for something similar. Dude is standing at a podium lamenting the death & destruction sure to come if Guantanomo inmates are given trial in NYC. Dude says he's rather just die NOW than wait for terrorists to kill everyone...pause...nibbles snacks..."just kill me now" and on with the doom & gloom.
    It was flippin' hilarious!
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    So Teresa Giudice of Jersey Housewife fame somehow thinks that she an expert on exhibiting proper etiquette and manners? Okay..."Prostitution Whore"!
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    As screwed up as cheating is, if I were called and told "You know who this is because you're fucking my husband" I would still want to say "I'm sorry, but I fuck a lot of womens husbands so you'll have to be more specific."
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    12/02/09

    @logruszed: or "But George Clooney isn't married, so I don't know who you are."
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    12:57 AM

    @logruszed:

    It would be so wickedly brilliant to guess random names. "Tom's wife? No, ohh..how about Jared...no, he said you were much shriller. Henry? Is it Henry? Oh, you have to tell me now, that's three guesses!"
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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    Noooo, Lily, come back, we need your cheeky lyrics D:
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I could totally see Simon Cowell yelling "Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!".
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    Image of twirlywhirly twirlywhirly
    12/02/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: This chest hair is bush league!!
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment twirlywhirly was starred twirlywhirly was unstarred
    Image of that's what she said that's what she said
    12/02/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel:
    Ryan walks in to Simon's dressing room
    Simon: "1000....1001..."
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I've made that call...it's even less fun than you would imagine. I can't speak for Elin, but even though you do blame your SO(B), your masochistic side wants to verify that the other person actually exists. Once you know it seems foolish to ask them to give a shit that you're in pain but I know I gave it the old college try.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @TransFat: did you get a response?
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    TransFat promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/02/09

    @sayah: She hung up on me. Then texted me incessantly for the next week. That gal was nuts.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @TransFat: Ouch. Sorry.
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    Image of lanersg lanersg
    12/02/09

    @TransFat: I've done it too. She was super friendly and told me a bunch of details. It was horrible.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment lanersg was starred lanersg was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/02/09

    @lanersg: I'm not sure which approach is worse. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/02/09

    @TransFat: I've done it too. And agreed that it is completely un-fun. I also got a bunch of texts and even calls after the initial conversation.
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    Image of lanersg lanersg
    12/02/09

    @Hooplehead: Thanks. Though I did realize that if I'm with someone who cheats, I'm out. The head stuff I did to myself was a doozy.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I feel bad for Sara Rue. Obvs I know nothing about her health or anything, but the yoyo-ing of her weight suggests something's amiss. I'm not looking forward to those commercials. I hate the diet industry.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/02/09

    @PilgrimSoul: It's probably like Oprah, I think that some women have to come to grips with the fact that their bodies are comfortably larger than they would like. Oprah's body obviously wants to be curvy and so does Sarah's.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    Every time people refer to Tiger Woods as "Tiger", this pops into my head.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/02/09

    @CherriSpryte: hilarious. i still use the phrase "that tiger went tiger!" all the time
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I'm confused, because I thought Jaimee was the original girlfriend of Cockatool and Aida was his actual girlfriend that came in later and surprised Jaimee by being all "Step away from my man."

    Did anyone else actually watch Tool Academy to verify this? Or let me know what I'm getting wrong?
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    Image of hughman hughman
    12/02/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: what you're getting wrong : watching Tool Academy.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/02/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I think your point has been missed so far. Yes, Aida was the person who replaced her one the show, basically by pulling seniority on their mutual "boyfriend." So it is confusing that Aida would say Jaimee (why so many e's?) told them all about it, because when Aida joined the show, Jaimee left it. And they were enemies. Fighting over a man. For being a cheater. So it doesn't make sense. What also doesn't make sense is why, if you are a young lady openly the side-candy for a married celebrity, why would you take your boyfriend on tool academy? Pot, meet kettle(e!).
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I'm glad Gordon Brown has more important things to do than learn to tell Renee Witherspoon and Reese Zellweger apart. Oops! I mean Renee Zellspoon and Reese Witherweger.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/02/09

    @rodmanstreet: Oh god, I wanna change my last name to Witherweger NOW.
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    If I ever marry and my husband cheats on me, I hope I have the grace to blame him, not her.

    And if I'm ever tempted to sleep with someone else's husband, I hope I have the grace to walk away.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    I would love to see some Ron Burgandy in Simon Cowell...
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    MyNameIsChris was starred MyNameIsChris was unstarred
    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: afternoon delight
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    BabyJane promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Yup, that's where my mind went too.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
    Paid to stay in a marriage...how romantic.
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    12/02/09

    @femme-bot: come, come, now. Marriage wasn't set up to be romantic.
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    Edited by Scout at 12/02/09 7:53 PM Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/02/09

    @femme-bot: They're also supposed to be going through some serious counselling. Multiple sessions per day.
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    Image of keyamarie keyamarie
    12/02/09

    @femme-bot: I don't know, a lot of women without rich husbands still choose to stay after infidelity. I kind of took the money as being her way of hitting him where it hurts. Kind of like the rich person's equivalent of tossing someone's clothes on the front lawn or using their favorite shirt to polish the furniture...a way to make them feel a little of the suffering that you are feeling.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/02/09

    @keyamarie: same and I hope she went through that prenup page by page with a red pen and a bottle of wine yelling at him "oh yeah this is rich, this is where I promised not to touch your endorsement money BECAUSE YOU PROMISED NOT TOUCH ANOTHER WOMAN'S PUSSY so long as we both shall live, let's just cross that out shall we?"
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment Alohamaid was starred Alohamaid was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @keyamarie: Or kind of like a rich person's equivalent of bashing a car window in with a golf club?
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