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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    12:21 AM

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actually of color.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media. I'm officially afraid for his next girlfriend.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a grandmother? Was there an alien-clone war scheduled first?
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    Edited by BytheSea at 12/07/09 10:05 PM BytheSea was starred BytheSea was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it goes:

    Oprah doesn't owe you anything. BET doesn't owe you anything. You were the one who brutally assaulted your girlfriend and have yet to show any sincere regret or contrition over it. You do not get a cookie for doing community service. You don't get a pat on the back for going to court appointed anger management classes. You don't get to record a couple of catchy songs and expect all to be forgiven and forgotten. The world does not revolve around you. Now get off your damn high horse before you fall and hurt yourself.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up.
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12:21 AM

    @Tippi Hedren: Haha, I love John Stamos, but yeah. Extortion plot + FBI + undercover money drop in Michigan airport =/= John Stamos.

    That said, I've heard rumors in the theater community that he's into some kink, but I think those photos might HELP his reputation.
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    LoSpaz was starred LoSpaz was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    I'm not a slut, I'm just thorough!
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    Okay, I'm actually watching Brian Bonsall on a Family Ties DVD right this minute. Holy cognitive dissonance.
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    This is the first time that, for me, Brown has crossed over from douche to fucking Douche Fantastic.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    12/07/09

    @Penny: For a moment I thought you meant Gordon Brown. I was about to get all defensive of our PM then I remembered Chris Brown and got angry again.

    *goes back to her soothing cheesecake*
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    Bravo to Elin for leaving.
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    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end:

    "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements, to hide the stench of desperation from her obviously bitter failed attempts of catching and keeping a man to justify her existence and a baby so that she has someone who will appreciate her love."

    #sarcasm
    [jezebel.com]
    #Iwouldhavelovedaninvite
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    Edited by Le Kangourou de Kataroo at 12/07/09 8:33 PM Le Kangourou de Kataroo was starred Le Kangourou de Kataroo was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/07/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: "But there were no presents under the tree for the babies she doesn't have, and Santa Claus won't be stopping by this year, once again."
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    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    *If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness that would be compatible with an addictive behaviour.

    / rampant speculation
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    Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    What an entitled little fuck. Oprah doesn't owe you a pile of dogshit much less a call and an invite on her show you pissy little asshole.
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    Man, a couple months into outer manhood and Chaz is getting things done. Good for him!
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    TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    I saw some headline about "TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS!" or some such and really, come on. Are we to that point? I mean, I probably could have guessed that anyway. Powerful men have a strange aversion to condoms. OK, that's probably men in general, but powerful men just don't need em, ya know? They have magical disease-preventing powers in their special and magical peen.

    Oh god Elin. Get tested now.
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    Image of nobodyr nobodyr
    12/07/09

    @lalaland13: If he's had 12 mistresses, she should get tested regardless.
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    Penny_Esq promoted this comment nobodyr was starred nobodyr was unstarred
    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/07/09

    @nobodyr: At least 12. I have a friend who banged him for a while, and she's definitely keeping her mouth shut. For every woman looking for publicity, fame, and money, I bet there are several others who slept with him and don't have any interest in publicizing it.

    So yeah, Elin. Definitely get thee to a clinic.
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    Penny_Esq was starred Penny_Esq was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    12/07/09

    In reply to Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
    "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements," says her publicist, trying to keep her relevant. [People]"

    There, fixed that for you, People.
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    formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/07/09

    @formergr: Was there a shrine to Brad? Was there a fully-prepared nursery, but the cradle was filled with cobwebs? Was there an Angelina voodoo doll? I don't feel a story about Jen Aniston is complete without these things..
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    bluewine was starred bluewine was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    @bluewine: There was a room filled with eternally burning beeswax candles and an ancient, untouched wedding cake.
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
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