Celebrity Swan Is the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived

As you may have heard, Fox is planning to revive their ugsploitation plastic surgery pageant hit The Swan (if there are any time travelers here from the year 1994, yes, that is literally a genre now and please move your arm so I can defibrillate you), but with an extra depressing twist: it's Celebrity Swan.… » 2/20/13 5:30pm 2/20/13 5:30pm