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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    I had a picnic blanket wrapped around me at No Doubt last week.


    I'm obvs dating Brad Pitt (can someone get Jen a Kleenex?)

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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo was starred Le Kangourou de Kataroo was unstarred
    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    If charlie is comin' back there must be a "reset" on the way...
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    applejuice was starred applejuice was unstarred
    Image of Abra Abra
    06/05/09

    @applejuice: I was thinking a flashback or ghost appearance.
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    Abra was starred Abra was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    I looked it up (because I'm a loser), but Jon is 32. It's no May-December scandal for him to be seeing women in their 20's.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/05/09

    @greengrey: Of course, there's the small issue of his being married, with eight children.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    You know, I want to respect Dr. Drew for the actual work he's doing, getting people sober. He's an actual, working doctor, not just for teevee, and fully licensed (I'm looking at you, "Dr." Phil). But then he opens his mouth, and all of this fame-whoring stuff pours out, speculating about the health of someone (I'm presuming) he's never treated. YOU ARE MAKING ME CONFLICTED. Just become an all-out fameball and get it over with, stupid.
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    Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Chris Martin says he's not going to record a solo album, and that he gets song ideas from "some word [that] sends your mind going," such as "falafel."


    This quote explains so much about Coldplay. I bet their first album was inspired by the word "beige" and the next by "oatmeal" or "weak tepid tea", amirite?

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/05/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: You forgot "lukewarm."
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    BellaTricks was starred BellaTricks was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/05/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Milquetoast sounds about right.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    06/05/09

    @Santos L Halper: Thank you! Milquetoast sounds perfect indeed. Until now, all I had to describe their music was "meh".
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/05/09

    @Casquivana: That's an onomatopoeic descriptor.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Ashton and Demi seriously bug me, with all of their damn Twittering and attention-seeking.
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    Image of mwynn13 mwynn13
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Dr. Drew: you must be thinking of I Know Who Killed Me. That was a Lindsay Lohan movie, not real life.
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    Image of attilathehoney attilathehoney
    06/05/09

    @mwynn13: hahaha I was trying to figure out where he was getting that. Last I checked drugs didn't typically lead to loss of limb, unless diabetes counts as a drug.
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    attilathehoney was starred attilathehoney was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/05/09

    @attilathehoney: I just think Dr. Drew saw "Requiem for a Dream" one too many times.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Heh. I grew up in Tehachapi, which also revels in the honor of being the location of California's largest state prison. It's also close to Bakersfield. For half a second, I thought Phil Spector and my parents would be neighbors.

    Growing up in a prison town messes with your head.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    06/05/09

    @la.donna.pietra: My high school was built on the grounds of an old prison. We had some grounds fenced off cos they tested too high for chemicals from the license plates the inmates used to make. Gah!
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    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Jon Gosselin and George Clooney should compare notes ... on their obsession with younger women. I don't imagine they have much more in common that that.
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    lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/05/09

    @lonewolfer: Jon is in his early 30s. The age gap isn't super intense.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Also, is it me, or does Manson's quote not make sense?
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    BellaTricks was starred BellaTricks was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/05/09

    @BellaTricks: Replace "quote" with "body of work, career, and status as a celebrity" and I'm right there with you.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    Dominic Monaghan's character Charlie may be returning to Lost.


    I love that Lost can do that! It's like a nighttime, sci-fi soap opera.

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    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: Ha! They send Charlie to the attic to find something, he never comes down, and then years later he just shows back up in a scene with no explanation, and played by a different actor.
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    ihateyourescalade was starred ihateyourescalade was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/05/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Meanwhile he has faked his own death and been cryogenically frozen.
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    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: And everyone wonders suspiciously why he seems so nice all of a sudden when he used to be SO BAD. Is it an evil twin?
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    Image of gangey gangey
    06/05/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Of course, it could be ... AMNESIA!


    Dum dum dum...

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    There are A LOT of ways to diss Taylor Swift's Teardrops song, but somehow I think Joe Jonas missed all of them.
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    BellaTricks was starred BellaTricks was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    06/05/09

    @BellaTricks: What do you bet this actually makes her feel MUCH better?
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    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
    "Dominic Monaghan's character Charlie may be returning to Lost"

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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    lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    06/05/09

    @lonewolfer: AND... Claire too!!!
    Because apparently, the first time wasn't annoying enough.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/05/09

    @lonewolfer: If we're going to start bringing back dead people, bring back that crazy French lady. I liked her.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    06/05/09

    @Casquivana: I read at least a year ago that Claire was always intended to return in the final season. I thought we'd see more of Charlie this season, too, and that rather than Jacob giving Hurley the guitar case, I thought it would've been Ghost!Charlie telling Hurley to go find it and take it with him on the flight. Charlie, and especially Charlie and Desmond together, was my fave before he was killed off, so I hope the rumor's true!


    Can you tell I'm in withdrawal? ARG!

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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    03/18/09

    In reply to Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Everyone's Doing It
    Hey! I saw Andy Dick the other day while I was hiking with my dog. My dog was soo NYC and completely ignored him even while Andy really wanted to meet him.

    I wanted to give him a hug and a big props for doing so good on celeb rehab, but the NYC in me wouldn't allow me to acknowledge his celebrity.

    He was really quite nice.
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    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    03/18/09

    In reply to Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Everyone's Doing It
    My ex-boyfriend had major depression/anxiety with "traits of" BPD and NPD. While the BPD portion had obviously harmed me more I had the hardest time accepting NPD because of the cultural connotations. It made me convinced he never really loved me. I still don't know.
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