Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea…

I mean, believe me, lady. We're all hoping that Cee Lo does not turn out to be a sex criminal, so that he can go on being a 400% lovable Weeble person cranking out hilarious nonstop jams. BUT. I'm not sure your position as "eliminated former Voice contestant" qualifies you to soothsay about criminal penis activity. Of… » 11/08/12 8:25pm 11/08/12 8:25pm

Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever… » 9/12/12 9:00am 9/12/12 9:00am

Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes… » 7/24/12 8:00pm 7/24/12 8:00pm

Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have…

We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The… » 7/17/12 9:00am 7/17/12 9:00am

Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night

Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with… » 7/12/12 9:00am 7/12/12 9:00am

B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice

Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,… » 6/28/12 9:00am 6/28/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

New Cee-Lo Song To Be Featured At Every Wedding From Now Until The End…

If Cee-Lo's "Fuck You" was an anthem for those who have been burned by an inconsiderate lover, "Anyway" is the exact opposite. It's a love letter from the bald, tiny one to his lady, thanking her because "there's no one else like this that will put up with my shit and still love me anyway." The chorus includes the… » 11/10/11 11:20am 11/10/11 11:20am

Cee-Lo's Latest Video Gives Us A New Appreciation For Steve Urkel

Robert Downey Jr. did it, Christopher Walken did it, and now it's Jaleel White's turn to star in music video for a song he didn't sing or write. "Cry Baby," the latest single from Cee-Lo, features Family Matters lovable Steve Urkel sans glasses and dressed in a preppy 50s cardigan — and, to be honest, looking more… » 8/08/11 3:40pm 8/08/11 3:40pm

Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion

Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was part of an international conspiracy in The Da Vinci Code. Her Madgesty spent 90 minutes at the Opus Dei center in London, and seems to be interested in the theology of Opus Dei, which teaches… » 4/18/11 9:00am 4/18/11 9:00am

Prince William Admits He's Got The Pre-Wedding Jitters

Prince William, who described his upcoming nuptials to Kate Middleton as "a daunting prospect but an exciting one", was so anxious during his wedding rehearsal that his knees started "tapping". It remains uncertain whether or not this nervousness could be attributed to the unrelenting, steely-eyed gaze of his… » 4/01/11 7:35pm 4/01/11 7:35pm