After his atrocious Twitter comments about rape and subsequent terrible apology, Cee-Lo Green has been cut from the performance line-up of a concert at a D.C. navy base. It seems concert organizers realized that having someone who has allegedly drugged and raped a woman and then complained about it was not the right…
Ugh, happy pseudo-Monday: Cee-Lo Green — who recently pleaded no contest to one count of furnishing a woman with MDMA, allegedly leading to her waking up in bed with him with no memory of the previous night — has some completely shitty stuff to say about rape. Great.
It was around 26° last night when the amfAR New York Gala kicked off Fall 2013 Fashion Week. For some attendees, it was important to be somewhat weather-appropriate. Other folks just went right ahead and wore sheer dresses and showed plenty of skin, hypothermia (and good taste) be damned.
I know this doesn't really deserve to be the lead story, but it's FRIDAY. I DO WHAT I WANT. FART JOKES FOR EVERYONE. Christina Aguilera went on Ellen and told the whole world that Cee-Lo has gas problems. Like, butt-gas. (The funniest gas of all!!!)
It's a very snowy Christmas when Cee Lo shows up stranded on Kermit the Frog's doorstep. Luckily, the whole Muppet gang is there to show him a good time. Even St. Nick (Craig Robinson) joins the party!
I mean, believe me, lady. We're all hoping that Cee Lo does not turn out to be a sex criminal, so that he can go on being a 400% lovable Weeble person cranking out hilarious nonstop jams. BUT. I'm not sure your position as "eliminated former Voice contestant" qualifies you to soothsay about criminal penis activity. Of…
I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever…
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…
We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The…
Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with…
Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,…
You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and…
That kitty has the purrrfect expression.
If Cee-Lo's "Fuck You" was an anthem for those who have been burned by an inconsiderate lover, "Anyway" is the exact opposite. It's a love letter from the bald, tiny one to his lady, thanking her because "there's no one else like this that will put up with my shit and still love me anyway." The chorus includes the…
Robert Downey Jr. did it, Christopher Walken did it, and now it's Jaleel White's turn to star in music video for a song he didn't sing or write. "Cry Baby," the latest single from Cee-Lo, features Family Matters lovable Steve Urkel sans glasses and dressed in a preppy 50s cardigan — and, to be honest, looking more…
Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was part of an international conspiracy in The Da Vinci Code. Her Madgesty spent 90 minutes at the Opus Dei center in London, and seems to be interested in the theology of Opus Dei, which teaches…
Prince William, who described his upcoming nuptials to Kate Middleton as "a daunting prospect but an exciting one", was so anxious during his wedding rehearsal that his knees started "tapping". It remains uncertain whether or not this nervousness could be attributed to the unrelenting, steely-eyed gaze of his…
The lack of blood and meat products during Lady Gaga's Grammys number was a bit disappointing, but Cee Lo's performance of "Forget You" made up for it. If you're in the mood for feathers, sequins, mysterious bleeps, and dancing muppets, this is the video for you.
