Based on my own experience with owning a Barbie--to look like my Barbie, I would need to chop of all my hair, dye it orange with food dye, cover my face with blue magic marker "make up" and run around in a tube top with no pants.
Is it weird that I totally understand where Diane is coming from? Well, maybe not the gay husband part, but the living apart from your SO part. My boy and I are maddly in love, but live most of the year in different countries by choice. I work here, he works there, we share a house in third country that's somewhere in the middle. We don't think our relationship or lifestyle is strange, but other people are really bothered by it.
@iheartapocalypse: Why would it BOTHER people? I must admit, I could never do it indefinitely and I don't quite understand the appeal, but that's just me. That the way one chooses to live would BOTHER people is just aggrevating!
Barry and DVF have been best friends for decades. He doesn't have any children of his own and has a large fortune. He's very close to her children. I can see why they got married.
Her relationship sounds great, if I could find a straight Barry Diller. I need space too.
@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: If you're not going to live together or have sex, why not just be really awesome friends. To me, this kinda buys into the idea that the only relationship that counts between a man and a woman is marriage.
@LaComtesse: NYC-Caribbean-Ragazza hits it on the head. Barry and Diane they met when they were in their 20s -- he's helped her with her business, adores her kids and grandkids, and got to the point where he wanted to be part of a family.
She wasn't married or involved, she loved him, and they decided to make it legal. I think that's a huge commitment for two people of such financial means who presumably did not marry solely for romantic reasons. I don't think it's a commentary on anyone else's relationship, just theirs.
@Kate Schmidt: I'm married; trust me, the tax breaks aren't like this magical key to financial bliss. You're not exactly swimming in the couple bucks you save a year (in our case, combining our meager assets pushed us into a higher tax bracket. Fail.)
Also, a talking palette? AAAH! If it's anything like the bossy babysitters who used to try to teach me how to put makeup on, keep it away from me.
"Now apply the eye liner along the curve of your upper lid - no, not like that you're - you look like a raccoon whore. Seriously, give me that and just let me do it. You're going to poke your eye out."
@Mkp-hearts-NYC: Those Stila palettes are evil. First, you can't pause them while you apply the stuff, so you either have to haul ass putting on makeup (never a good plan), or listen to it over and over again. Secondly, I can't help but imagine the Speak'n'Spell voice coming out of it one day and scaring the shit outta me.
@deltabella: Hmm that does seem creepy. I really like my (non-talking) Stila palette...I think I might be more interested in the Barbie one if you could turn off the voice.
While I don't like the idea of having/using/wearing anything Barbie, I am betting the Stila makeup is going to be amazing. I am already sensing that the black eyeline red lipstick palette of 4 colors is going to be something I will buy to tote around on nights out.
@LaFemme: Yeah I agree. I have a Stila compact with lovely shades of lavender, silver, and plum that blend very well together. I am indifferent to the Barbie connection, but I kind of want to check out the colors.
Um, is it bad that I would kind of like a relationship like DvF's? I need to be left the fuck alone sometimes, but I kind of want to have a lifemate who really understands me when I need it. Is that bad?
@LaComtesse: I dunno, not necessarily. I co-habited before and believe me, I really don't want to do it again. My space is precious. And the DVF way, I'd still get to have exciting dates and booty calls with my significant other. (Provided he's not actually gay of course.)
@Anointynointy: It's the gay thing that throws me. So you're not living together, you're not romantically in love, you're not making booty calls... this sounds like my best friend and I. (We have a fantastic, wouldn't trade it for the world friendship--I would never think to marry her.) I said in a later post, it just makes me feel like they are playing into the stereotype that the only meaningful and important emotional connection a man and a woman can have is a legal marriage.
@morninggloria: And did you ever have a Barbie doll who was wearing a ring? It's just a big ol' stud jammed between her third and fourth metacarpal. OWWWWW.
Far be it from me to question my personal goddess DVF (2nd or 3rd favorite living designer), but that arrangement just sounds strange to me. Whatever works for you, I guess...
@Lazy Line Painter Jane: I would hazard that it's about the same as in any other high-profile industry: you get social standing and cash benefits (plus, once upon a time, insulation from the rumor mill--see Rock Hudson) from a sympathetic friend. At least, that's the idealized way it's supposed to work. (See: Claude Montana, from yesterday's excellent post.)
@la.donna.pietra: Oh oh could one of you post a link to that story? I no can go look through yesterday's posts or I will get caught in a strange time machine where I will realize it's three hours later and I swear it had only been 15 minutes!
I had no clue about the DvF/Diller marriage being a sham. Diane needs to come over to my apartment and we can chat over tea. I'll wear one of her dresses in solidarity.
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
Her relationship sounds great, if I could find a straight Barry Diller. I need space too.
01/15/09
01/15/09
She wasn't married or involved, she loved him, and they decided to make it legal. I think that's a huge commitment for two people of such financial means who presumably did not marry solely for romantic reasons. I don't think it's a commentary on anyone else's relationship, just theirs.
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
"Now apply the eye liner along the curve of your upper lid - no, not like that you're - you look like a raccoon whore. Seriously, give me that and just let me do it. You're going to poke your eye out."
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
[en.wikipedia.org]
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
A lavender marriage sounds like neither has BO, which is a good thing. Like a marriage of two very lovely smelling individuals.
01/15/09
There are apparently lots and lots of them in Hollywood. Supposedly involving huge, huge stars that you would never suspect (not the obvious ones.)
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
Wearing Barbie-like earrings involves stabbing onself with 6 inch needles through the chin and neck.
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09
01/15/09