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    This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Oh, I've been following Sockington since he had only a couple thousand followers! He's one of my favorites. So funny. I'm happy he has so many followers, but also kinda sad that everyone knows about him now ... like when your favorite underground band becomes a huge success. But I'm kind of a pretentious bitch like that.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Sockington does have more followers than me, but he's also a lot cuter. Fair is fair.
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Cats today are tyrants. They lie on Facebook about their relationship status, binge grotesquely on Kibbles 'n Bits on their webcams, and think they have to send us tweets about EVERY FUCKING HAIRBALL THEY UPCHUCK.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    That cat has more followers than me because I'm only Twitter for work. Other than that, I hate the damn thing.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Was that supposed to be "unintelligible English"?
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Take that, Ashton.
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    Image of Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona
    05/15/09

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    Ok, it's official, Twitter has jumped the shark... (uh oh, I think I have used that phrase twice today, hmmm)
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/15/09

    @Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona: Does that mean you have jumped the shark? Or does it mean that "jump the shark" has *blink* jumped the shark???
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Sockington looks almost exactly like my kitty Kilmer.

    If I knew how to imbed a photo, I'd show all of you, but I don't!!!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @WashingMyHair: I love that name!
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    05/15/09

    @BabyJane: Kilmer thanks you. Thought it's a masculine name, Kilmer is a girl. She was a stray cat that used to hang around a street named Kilmer, so I called her Kilmer St. Cat. When I decided to take her off the street, the name Kilmer just stuck.


    I think she needs to start Twittering now.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @WashingMyHair: I had a girl cat named Otis so I can relate.
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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    05/15/09

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    Let's hope Sockington is not sexting.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @Rosaxe: Well, he does use the word "pussy" a lot, but there could be several explanations for that.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/15/09

    @Rosaxe: Awesome.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    I got in when he only ahd 200,000. SPESHUL.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Sockington is eerily similar to a nickname I call my cat. So help me god, if Socks is twittering without my knowledge...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Looks like someone is going to be grounded this weekend...
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    Note to self: pick up a pair of those newfangled anime-style contact lenses.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    I think that is fair. That cat is WAY cuter than I am.
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    Image of pumpkinseed pumpkinseed
    05/15/09

    In reply to This Cat Has Way More Twitter Followers Than You
    My cat always tries to type messages to my friends. He doesn't like when my laptop gets more lap-time than him so he just walks all over the keyboard.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/15/09

    @pumpkinseed: Same, but they usually looked like yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy7////////// or something.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    05/15/09

    @vamusical: Mine look like xc mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. And then I always have to tell the friend that it was the cat. As though they might think I meant something by all those spaces and m's.
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    Image of kitana kitana
    05/15/09

    @vamusical: It's code. The cats know what it says.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @pumpkinseed: I'm always afraid to leave my cat alone with my laptop when I'm on Jez as he does the keyboard walking thing too. With my luck, he'll manage to type something offensive and I'll get banned.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/15/09

    @pumpkinseed: My kitteh types so much she is practically my secretary. My sister absolutely loves it and always tries to decode Daisy's messages.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/15/09

    @BabyJane: One time, my mom's cat typed "poooooooooooooooooooooooop" - I kid you not.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/15/09

    @kitana: I'm pretty sure ///////////;;;;;;;;;;'''''''' means "I'm going to kill you while you sleep tonight".
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @save jinger: Okay, I just spit coffee and I haven't done that in a long time!
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    05/15/09

    @pumpkinseed: my cat just tries to get between me and the laptop. laptop turns into a cattop and he leaves me alone for a while.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/15/09

    @save jinger: Only when she can make time to type between opening 50 tabs of Firefox help.
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    05/15/09

    @pumpkinseed:
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/15/09

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    My cat had 150 legit Facebook friends until Facebook kicked her off. Just for being a cat. Bigots.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    05/15/09

    @vamusical: SRSLY?? That is not cool, Facebook. Not cool.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    @vamusical: Facebook didn't deserve kitty!
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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    05/15/09

    @vamusical: There is actually a dogbook application that you can add on to your profile. I made one for my dog when I was bored.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    05/15/09

    @HillGirl: Cats are not allowed on facebook?


    THAT'S BULLSHIT! My beloved cat, Eleanor Roosevelt Rigby, has a Facebook page, and many friends, including a dog.


    THIS IS A MAJOR VIOLATION OF CAT RIGHTS!

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/15/09

    @NewsBunny: Eleanor Roosevelt Rigby and Sockington have got to be some of the awesomest pet names ever.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    05/15/09

    @shorty63136: MorningGloria's cat is also named Eleanor Roosevelt. But not Eleanor Roosevelt Rigby.
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