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lalaland13
12/22/08

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It's' the least Tom could do, after forcing Meg Ryan's independent bookstore to close by opening a soulless cookie-cutter chain nearby.

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HereComesMyBaby
12/22/08

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Tom Hanks's character from You've Got Mail would not approve of this behavior.

In other news, I am a loser.
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
12/22/08

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Here's topic worthy of Jezebel.

Would everyone think Marisa Tomei was doing a great acting job in "The Wrestler" if her body was not "smokin'"? It is kind of bugging me that the praise of her mental work is inextricably linked with how great she looks naked. Would she have been considered more or less laudable is she had - gasp - cellulite? Or if her boobs were not so perky?

I do not mean this as any snark to Ms. Tomei. I think she is great and I think she also looks great. I just wonder if to be one, she has to be the other, too.
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ihateyourescalade
12/22/08

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bated breath, not baited breath, unless one eats nightcrawlers and bits of velveeta.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/22/08

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As for Guy and Jemima, I believe there are only 20 celebrities in England, and it is required that they all date each other at least once to keep Hello Magazine happy. (Or maybe get their check from Hello...)
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hfree
12/22/08

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Russell Crowe as the Sheriff of Nottingham? No no no. No one will ever be better than Alan Rickman!!

"Why a spoon cousin?"
"Because it's dull you twit, it will hurt more!"
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
12/22/08

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Tom Hanks is either has a PR genius working for him or he really is the greatest guy ever (possibly both) because, in all my years I have never heard one bad thing about him. Bravo, Tom.

Now I have heard a thing or two about Mrs. Hanks...
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bonmot
12/22/08

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: Firstly, a disclaimer--in a bad mood, but is he "literally" the nicest guy in Hollywood?

Also, worked on "Castaway"--nightmare, but to be fair, it was Mrs. H, but he certainly condoned the behavior...
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
12/22/08

@ascq: Let's put nicest guy in Hollywood in perspective. Because, let's face it, we are grading on a pretty serious curve. When someone is a true nightmare (ahem, Mr. Stiller) it can be pretty fucking bad.

Perhaps Tom lets his wife articulate all his bad stuff so he can remain relatively unscathed.
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dirtybee
12/22/08

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It may be easy to say "don't be possessed by your possessions" when said possessions are pretty much at your disposable anyways.
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nex0s
12/22/08

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Pet peeve: it's "bated breath", not "baited breath".

ARGH! Baited with what? Minnows?
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/22/08

@nex0s: Waxworms. They're standard for catching your breath in frozen MI. If you wanna get fancy you can use one of those spinner-worm thingies, but then you might catch someone else's breath and depending on what they've had for lunch it may not be a good idea.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
12/22/08

@nex0s: I hate that one and when people write that they were "pouring" over a book. Pouring what--maple syrup? That's not good for books...it's PORING. Yes, it's counterintuitive. It's also correct.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/22/08

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It could be just me, but I don't think Cathy would be making such philosophically non-material statements if she was talking about 2 millions worth of HER possessions.

It is soooooo easy to say "just things" when you're talking about someone else's shit.
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andonthatnote, JOC
12/22/08

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Anyone Myspace friends with Tom Hanks? It's ADORABLE and he actually keeps it up himself. He seems like the sweetest dude ever.
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ElleL
12/22/08

@andonthatnote: I am! And YES he is absolutely adorable! :)
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ihateyourescalade
12/22/08

@andonthatnote: sorry, there is no way he does his own myspace updates. his personal assistant or publicist, maybe.
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SomeAuthorGirl
12/22/08

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I didn't care for any Tom Hanks movie between Joe Versus The Volcano and Charlie Wilson's War, but he seems like the nicest nicest nicest man. Part of me thinks "barf!" and the other part thinks, "awwww."
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katherose
12/22/08

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My friend delivered a pizza to Tom Hanks when he stayed in our town. The pizza was ten bucks, and my friend was tipped $200.
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pinkyBella
12/22/08

@katherose: That's awesome. My mother and aunt used to work at Paramount Studios and they both said he was one of the nicest people to come in.
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Penny
12/22/08

@katherose: I've always liked him, but this is liking him even more.
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Eeva
12/22/08

@katherose: Imagine being rich enough to do that. I'd love it. Randomly tipping massive amounts, giving €500 instead of €5 to someone collecting for charity...I think I'd be drunk with generosity.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/22/08

@Eeva: and his wife is Greek, which makes him even cooler. They produced My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
12/22/08

@Eeva: I feel the same way. I was thinking, if I could help troubled independent bookstores just by sitting there for a couple of hours and signing things, I'd do it every Saturday.
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Penny
12/22/08

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That Hanks story makes me laugh. You know, because of You've Got Mail. Okay, not laugh, but I thought it was cute.
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pinkyBella
12/22/08

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that movie. Irony.
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Eeva
12/22/08

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): You've Got Mail is one of those films I can't not watch - right to the very end - if I come across it while flicking channels. I think it's the combination of bookshops and quaint internet references.

Joe Versus The Volcano is the best Hanks/Ryan movie though (and yes I do have them ranked, do you have a problem with that? WELL??)
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Penny
12/22/08

@Eeva: The whole little bookshop think just KILLS me.

Joe Versus The Volcano is one of those movies even my hippie relatives will watch. The ones who don't even own a television. I still don't know why.....
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Penny
12/22/08

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): think = thing, obvs.
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Eeva
12/22/08

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): Maybe because the entire movie feels like a gentle-yet-bizarre trip? Are your hippie relatives former stoners?
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Kivrin
12/22/08

@Eeva: Me too! It may be the only romantic comedy that I unabashedly love.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/22/08

@Kivrin: You've Got Mail and Love, Actually are my two default movies -- I will watch them any time they are on TV and any time I can't think of something else to watch on DVD.

The scene in You've Got Mail where Meg Ryan quotes Joni Mitchell always makes me tear up, and the almost-very end (before the garden), where he says, "Oh, how I wish you would" gets me.
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Penny
12/22/08

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I'm not upset about LZ not touring....it's not like it's every the same.
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bluetrain84
12/22/08

@Penny Plastic (Archetype):

Agreed, without Bonzo it's not the same band.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/22/08

@bluetrain84: and I hate seeing how old they are. I'd rather just remember them at this point.
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Diziet_Sma
12/22/08

@brendastarlet is on it: I respectfully disagree!

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