Don't Ask Writers to Work for Free Unless You Want an Eloquent 'Fuck Off'

One weird thing about being a professional writer is that a lot of people seem to think your job is fake. Up until a couple of years ago, people said shit like this to me all the time: "Oh, you do your little jokes in the newspaper, right? Maybe you can help me write some jokes for my favorite geology professor's… »6/14/13 10:00am6/14/13 10:00am