Forget the cat resting with a frog on its head, cats with wearing wine glasses as hats are the most zen thing of all time.

Folks, I think I'm going to have to make a definitive call on this video and say that it is the cutest baby animal video I have ever seen in my life.

This poor, poor cat owner.

This California home has become the ultimate kitty playground for a group of rescued cats, thanks to a dedicated homeowner.

Way to take it to the next level, cats.

This kitten taking on a teddy bear is a statement on the futility of life existence. Actually, no it's not. It's just a cute kitten jumping on a bear.

Judging by how utterly mystified these cats are by the terrifying existence of beds that do not remain firm, humanity may not be doomed after all.

::checks watch:: Oh look, it's squee time! Here we have some ridiculously adorable kittens playing with toy trucks, which is a thing that kittens need to do, obviously.

In the history of time, there have been some mind-bending sights to behold. But up until now, no human being has ever seen anything quite this stunningly surreal. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a cat enjoying the snow.

The holidays are almost upon us—Christmas trees are twinkling in all the windows, stores are gouging prices for last minute shoppers and your neighbor had his first loud, drunk fight with his in-laws. It's definitely time to bust out the holiday-themed pet videos.

What's better than finally getting to see the highly anticipated teaser for the Star Wars sequel? An all cat/dog version of said teaser, that's what! (Come on, you should know the answer to questions like that by now.)

Of course cats love metal. Nothing else in the world could be this obvious.

This is Lacey the Shih Tzu. She absolutely thinks Lexi the cat is the most wonderful, delightfully fun creature on the planet and would love to play with her until the end of time.

If you thought the battle between cats and dogs was a bloody affair, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait until you behold Cat vs. Paper.

As hard as you work to love and care for your cats, every cat owner knows one thing is absolutely true: No matter what you do, that cat is judging you harsher than a Russian judge during an Olympic figure skating event.

It's a Halloween miracle, everyone. A kitten who sustained severe burns when he got trapped in the engine of a car is being nursed back to health.

If you are a cat person who dreams of one day working from home so you can spend your day in a peaceful home office, surrounded by your supportive feline friends, THINK AGAIN.

What better way to spend your retirement than walking around with nine pampered, beautiful cats in a stroller all day?

I am here to break your heart.

Even video games are better with adorable, fuzzy kittens—IN CAPES!