No, Casper Smart Sexting Trans Women Doesn't Make Him Gay

The horrendous tabloid coverage of Jennifer Lopez's supposedly "cheating" boyfriend Casper Smart's communications with transgender women is reaching a fever pitch, and of course, they're pulling out the usual bullshittery when it comes to any story involving trans women or the possible transition of a celebrity. » 6/04/14 11:38pm 6/04/14 11:38pm

This Week in Tabloids: Casper Smart's Trans Crush 'Curvier Than JLo'

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand to pick up the brand-new, just-off-the-truck issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok!, and Star, so that together we may "read" the gossip so you don't "have" to. This week was slow. SO SLOW. But we do have a "scandal" involving… » 6/04/14 4:00pm 6/04/14 4:00pm

Kanye West's Paparazzi Attack Is Elevated To Felony Attempted Robbery

Mild-mannered Great Neck accountant Kanye West uncharacteristically lost his temper and wrestled a paparazzo outside LAX to the ground after the dude asked 'Ye to talk to him at around 2 in the afternoon yesterday. Late last night, it was announced that the guy was pressing charges — cops decided that he did incur… » 7/20/13 11:30am 7/20/13 11:30am

Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in That Girls Reality Show You Won't Watch

Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also… » 2/08/13 9:00am 2/08/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… » 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to… » 11/12/12 9:00am 11/12/12 9:00am

Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish Tabloid

Just as the whole topless photo scandal and subsequent privacy lawsuits were beginning to fade into the ether, rumors surfaced this morning that a Danish tabloid called Se og Hør had published new bottomless shots of K8 Middleton during that same stint she and Prince William had sunning on the balcony of a secluded… » 9/29/12 11:30am 9/29/12 11:30am

This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Promises Kanye Ca$h If He Marries Kim

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we head to the newsstands and spend actual American dollars on printed matter, in an attempt to find out how painful this week's editions of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star are. This week: Tom Cruise is lavishing money and vacations on daughter Suri; Katy Perry and… » 8/08/12 4:30pm 8/08/12 4:30pm

J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The…

Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the… » 8/06/12 9:00am 8/06/12 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: J. Lo's Boyfriend Loves a Good Gay Glory Hole

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which yours truly bravely ventures to the newsstand and spends actual American currency buying In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Robert Pattinson is running in slow-mo through the fields behind Reese Witherspoon's ranch house, sobbing as he goes; Jennifer… » 8/01/12 3:15pm 8/01/12 3:15pm

Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes… » 7/24/12 8:00pm 7/24/12 8:00pm

Can Woody Allen Save Lindsay Lohan's Career?

Last night, Oscar winning director Woody Allen and professional trainwreck Lindsay Lohan were seen dining together at "fancy-schmancy" restaurant Phillippe. Apparently they've been discussing the idea of LL starring in a future Woody Allen flick. He loves a pretty young muse; she needs some credibility. Win-win? [TMZ] » 5/07/12 9:00am 5/07/12 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Lopez Pays Her Boyfriend $10K a Week

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we head to the newsstand and pay — financially and emotionally — for the weekly celebrity magazines, in search of good gossip. This week, Katy Perry's parents are trying to set her up with "holy hunk" Tim Tebow; Johnny Depp "wants out" of his relationship with Vanessa… » 1/11/12 3:05pm 1/11/12 3:05pm