• Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."

• In a long rant on her website, Tila wrote: "Since you're still cascading around town like you're a prefect little princess, angel…..honey I hate to burst your bubbles…..but yes….yo shit really do stink, and even worse…..yo shit has STD's, known as HERPES, down in your private area." She added, "NOTE TO CHRIS BROWN: I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I'm definitely on TEAM CHRIS NOW! GO CHRIS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR COMEBACK AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU! You have admitted to what you did, and apologized numerous times, You have learned from your mistakes and I think people should really leave that in the past now and let you do your thing." It's an even classier move when you consider that Tila is suing Shawne Merriman over an alleged domestic violence incident. [ONTD]
• Four photos have surfaced of Tiger Woods' alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs wearing only a thong. She took the photos herself with a cell phone in a bathroom mirror. [Radar Online]
• Jaimee Grubbs' ex-boyfriend Richard Palermo claims, "Jaimee sent naked pictures to me. She has an iPhone so she just takes them and emails them to me. She sent them to me roughly three months ago." There's a description of what she's doing in the pictures here, if you must know: [Radar Online]
• Perez Hilton claims that people are shopping nude pictures of Rachel Uchitel taken on a cell phone. He probably got her confused with Tiger's other mistress, though there being two sets of nude cell phone pics isn't all that unlikely. [Perez Hilton]
• Rachel Uchitel told friends she did drugs with Tiger Woods before they had sex. A source calims Rachel told her, "You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex." [Radar Online]
• Hugh Hefner weighed in on the Tiger Woods scandal saying, "I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised... If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!" Thanks, Hef. [E!]
• Jake Gyllenhaal referred to Reese Witherspoon as his girlfriend in an interview, sending all the tabloid reporters that insisted they had split up into a tizzy. "I've learned so much from the kids in my life, and somehow they just become the center of your life and the way you look at things," said Jake. "Obviously I exist in my girlfriend's world and my sister's world in a different way, but it's opened my heart and I feel much more grown up and want to be grown up as a result of it." [People]
• Tom Brokaw was involved in a fatal 3-car accident in New York today. Tom and his wife Meredith released a statement describing the crash that said: "Neither Tom nor Meredith were injured but tragically the driver of the SUV was thrown from her vehicle and killed. Tom and Meredith are greatly saddened by this loss of life." [TMZ]
• Rosie O'Donnell says she contacted Meredith Baxter after she came out earlier this week. "She's 62. She's the same age as Kelli's mother. When you think of that, that somebody at Kelli's mother's age came out... you know, that's big," said Rosie. "Good for her, man. Live your truth... Go in peace. It's not that hard. Fight the fear. Life in fear everyone's gonna find out you're gay... Have faith. Tell people it's going to be all right. The truth is the only way through." [Extra]
• A woman tried to serve Jennifer Aniston with papers requiring her to testify in a sexual harassment case against a Hollywood agent who has been accused of walking around naked in front of his former assistant and showing her woman-on-horse porn. Jen didn't take the document so the woman left it on her windshield and her bodyguards picked it up, which lawyers say still counts. [TMZ]
• Jennifer Aniston's yoga instructor Mandy Ingber declared that her client has the perfect body. "Women look to her as the perfect blend," said Ingber. "She's very natural. Who has a better body than Jennifer Aniston?" [Extra]
• Though Star claimed the cops came to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house in L.A. to break up their "worst fight ever," the police were actually responding to their burglar alarm accidentally going off. "We went out and checked to make sure it's a false alarm, and if it's false, we leave. That's basic protocol. That one was a real basic false alarm," says LAPD Sgt. Kyle Kirkman. [Us]
• A source insists the reports that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband, are "totally untrue... the rumors are hurtful but they're just so ridiculous." [People]
• Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo of the words "Just Breathe" under her left boob. [Daily Mail]
• Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got into a fight at a L.A. restaurant. "Lamar caused a huge scene," said a source. "He got jealous because Khloe was texting at the table and he yelled at her to quit it. She refused, so he stormed off and sat alone at the bar. Khloe just ignored him." Khloe's friend was running back and forth between the two of them trying to make peace "but Lamar kept just saying 'I'm not talking to her. Let her talk to her phone. She can be alone with her phone.' It was bad." Are they in middle school? [Radar Online]
• Hulk Hogan's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel has been wearing a giant diamond ring and sources say they're engaged. [N.Y. Daily News]
• Glee star Cory Monteith says he isn't dating his co-star Lea Michele. "We're great friends," he said. "We've become really close over the show, but we're just friends. We're not dating." [CNN]
• Gisele Bundchen continued flying planes in her eight month of pregnancy, but now she's put off the exam she need to become a helicopter pilot until next year. "She has stopped with her lessons. She stopped before Thanksgiving," says the president of Shoreline Aviation, where she's taking classes. "She's waiting to have the baby and then she's going to start up when things settle down again." [People]
• LeAnn Rimes got into another car accident. This time she backed into a security golf cart in a parking lot. [TMZ]
• Maya Rudolph gave birth tho her second child with director Paul Thomas Anderson on November 6. The baby's name is Lucille. [People]
• The feud between Al Roker and Speidi will never end! In a new interview, Roker said they "haven't done anything and still haven't done anything" to earn the fame they have. Then referring to Heidi saying she wants to be like Mother Theresa he said, "I don't know, maybe I'm wrong and I missed something but I don't think Mother Theresa posed nude in Playboy. I think she was known for good work, helping the poor, healing the sick, not showing her ta-tas off." [Popeater]
• Audrina Patridge put her own show on hold and signed on for the sixth season of The Hills. [Perez Hilton]
• MTV told Italian groups not to judge Jersey Shore until they saw last night's premiere... and now they're really mad. A rep from UNICO National said the organization "can't keep up with the volume of calls" from "outraged" Italian Americans adding, "I suffered through all 120 mins of that show and it was worse than I imagined." [TMZ]
• The Order of the Sons of Italy in America and the National Italian American Foundation have also condemned the show, for using "ethnic slurs, violence and poor behavior to marginalize and stereotype Italian-Americans." [UPI]
• Domino's has pulled their ads from Jersey Shore because "The content of this particular program is not right for Domino's Pizza." [TMZ]
• Twisted Sister guitarist Eddie Ojeda is recovering after emergency back surgery to repair a ruptured disc that forced him to miss a concert near Philadelphia. [AP]
• Pamela Anderson is recording a pop single called "High" — about "high" fashion, not drugs. Her friend Richie Rich says, "Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she's just going to sing the word 'high' over and over." [Us]
• Kate Hudson said when she took her 5-year-old son Ryder to the set of Nine, "It was the first time I saw him in shock, recognizing what it is that I do. I really think it was the first time it hit him." [People]
• Simon Cowell he has one regret: doing a cameo in Scary Movie 3. He said: "I'll never forget going to that premiere and dying in my seat when the movie came on. I've never felt so embarrassed in my life. Lesson learned: Don't believe that you're good at other things. I might be okay as a judge, but I'm a lousy actor." [EW]
• "I was 211 pounds when I delivered my son, so I know what it is like to be obese and fat and miserable," says Jenny McCarthy. "I'm 5'6 so it was a tough thing to carry around; losing it is something I'm very proud of." [Fox News]

[New York, March 27. Image via WENN.]

[Los Angeles, CA. March 20. Image via INF.]

[Los Angeles, CA, December 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Oprah Winfrey has been selected as this year's "Person of the Year" by PETA, for using her various media outlets to give "powerful voice to defend those without one." Maybe next year, Lindsay! [People]

• Tim Gunn is a friend of PETA, as well: the Project Runway judge has taped a narration for a graphic anti-fur video that is being sent to major designers in order to deter them from using rabbit fur. "Any designer in the fashion industry who does not want to watch the PETA video and see exactly what happens to animals and how they're treated and how the product that they use comes to the marketplace, I believe, is egregiously irresponsible," says Gunn. [PageSix]

• Criss Angel says he doesn't want anything for Christmas, except for his girlfriend, Holly Madison: "I'm hoping Holly will just put a bow in her head and that will be my present," Angel says. Madison has similar wishes: ""I just want you," Madison told Angel, "I'm in love and I'm so happy."Anyone who ever saw one episode of The Girls Next Door can see exactly where this relationship is going. [People]

• Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who are already married, held a private commitment ceremony in front of friends, family, and daughter Honor this weekend, in order to "celebrate their love and commitment to each other."[US Magazine]

• Rhianna will be performing at the Recording Industry Association of America's Presidential Inauguration Charity Ball on Inauguration night. Her performance will benefit Feeding America, a hunger-relief organization, whose president, Vicki Escarra, claims, "We could not be happier that Rihanna will be performing at the Inauguration charity ball to benefit Feeding America." [People]

• High School Musical star Zac Efron spent time handing out 10,000 worth of free toys to critically ill children on Friday. ""Some of the kids couldn't even speak, but they had the widest grins and would sit as close to him as possible," a source says, "Zac was super gracious and could not have been more kind and truly happy to be there."[US Magazine]

• Is David Beckham signing up for an Italian version of Big Brother?[DailyMail]

• Jim Gaffigan and Kristen Wiig will both guest star be "present" on Flight of the Conchords this season. [RedEyeChicago]

• Kelly Clarkson will be back with a new album sometime this spring. What's she been up to, since she's been gone? Find out at her new video blog. [Just Jared]

• Jim Carrey's Yes Man beat out Will Smith's Seven Pounds to claim the top of the box office this weekend. [ONTD]

• Sad news: Olga Lepeshinskaya, a Russian dancer who was reportedly "Stalin's favorite ballerina," has died at the age of 92. [Reuters]

• Academy Award winning actor Richard Attenborough is "seriously ill" after hitting his head during a fall at his home. "He had a fall and banged his head," Attenborough's niece says, "He’s not 30 any more. He’s 85 and falls hurt, you know. He’s doing well. We don’t know when he will be released or whether he will be home in time for Christmas but we all hope so." Get well soon! [DailyMail]

• Charges won't be filed against Everybody Loves Raymond star Brad Garrett, who was caught on tape shoving a paparazzi. An evaluation found that the paparazzi used “hostile and derogatory language” in an attempt to provoke Garrett. [MSNBC]

• Ladies, Robert Pattinson isn't a real vampire. He doesn't want to bite you, so stop asking. ""I was with a whole bunch of teenage girls yesterday and they were saying 'Bite me please!" Pattinson says, "I'm still waiting for the snuggles. I just constantly get people saying 'Bite me, bite me, bite me' and I have to tell them 'Look I can't bite you because it will hurt." [ShowbizSpy]

[New York, November 2. Image via INF]

[Beverly Hills, August 23. Image via Flynet]

• Jessica Alba popped! It's a girl. New daddy Cash Warren says, "She's beautiful." [Us]
• Brokeback Mountain: The opera. Coming soon! Or actually, spring 2013. But that's only 5 years away! [Reuters]
• There are rumors flying around that Miley Cyrus has a 22-year-old boyfriend, but take 'em with a grain of salt. [A Socialite's Life]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen at a tattoo studio in Hollywood over the weekend. Don't you kind of wish they would each get half a heart that is only complete when they are together? Or is that just me? [ET]
• Does Paul Newman have lung cancer??? [Daily Express]
• L.A. baby boutique Petit Trésor is always drumming up publicity for itself and claiming to outfit celebrity nurseries; today the store says the Jolie-Pitts have purchased organza bassinets ($800), Versailles-style cribs ($3,200) with matching changing tables ($2,800), armoires ($4,500) and silk gliders. They even installed two pink crystal chandeliers for the girls at a cost of $899 each. This is the same store Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sent a cease and desist letter to, saying "Petit Trésor is trying to get publicity for themselves by telling the press that celebrities are shopping in their store when they're not." So keep that in mind. [Rush & Molloy]

• Chris Rock was pranked by being fake-arrested in South Africa for a reality show… Was Ashton Kutcher involved? [ET]
• Pharrell! In space! He totally bought a ticket for Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic! [Mirror]
• Katie Price, aka Brit "glamour model" Jordan, says she is selling her breast implants on eBay for £1 million, but I couldn't find them. [Mirror]
• Speaking of implants, cough cough, Christina Aguilera will breastfeed until her kid turns two because she loves her E-cup boobs. [PopCrunch]
• John Mayer has been driving Jennifer Aniston's cars. It's true love! [UPI]
• Heidi Montag plans to win an Oscar. Hahahahahaha. Wow. [JustJared]
• Sienna Miller's ex, Rhys Ifans, has been texting Sienna, begging her to change her mind about dumping him. [The Sun]
• As previously reported, Paris Hilton is not pregnant. We know for sure because she was seen drinking. [UPI]
• Matthew McConaughey does not have any plans to marry his baby mama Camila Alves. We'll see. [UPI]
• Patrick Swayze's TV project has been greenlighted by A&E and will start filming this summer. He continues to respond well to his treatment for pancreatic cancer, yay. [People]
• Snoop Dogg to Beyoncé and Jay-Z: "Go home and make babies. They should, that's the next step as far as marriage, having kids ... add on to the family, so hopefully that's what they'll do." [People]
• Anne Heche reached a divorce settlement: She must pay ex-husband Coley Laffoon a $275,000 lump sum and $3,700 per month in child support for their 6-year-old son. That's a lot of money, but less than the $15,000 a month support Anne was supposed to pay. [People]
• Soon-to-be-new-dad-of-Nicole-Kidman's-baby Keith Urban doesn't know what a onesie is. [People]
• Lynda "Wonder Woman" Carter found a body floating in the Potomac River in Washington, D.C. last week and told fisherman to call the cops. [E!]
• Rihanna's boobs are real, FYI. [Daily Star]
• Leonardo DiCaprio will star in Atari, about the "father" of the videogame system. [ET]
• Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic rant two years ago has not made him a pariah in Hollywood, so there's that. [Page Six]
• The dude that used to do public relations for Plato's Retreat sex club says new series Swingtown is very similar to a sitcom he pitched. Are any of you guys watching that show? [Page Six]
• Mischa Barton's new boyfriend, Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke, apparently "mopes," aww. [Page Six]
• Kate Moss pitched a fit at an Agent Provocateur party when she was not allowed to enter the bathroom with three friends. "But I'm hosting the event," she argued. Rules are rules, so Kate and her gang left. [Page Six]
• Blind item #1! "Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire." Blind item #2! "Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she's often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady." Blind item #3! "Which hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls." [Page Six]
• Jay Leno is trying to figure out how he can help Tonight Show veteran Ed McMahon, who faces foreclosure on his house. Here's an idea: Cash. [Rush & Molloy]
• Padma Lakshmi recently had gynecological surgery for endometriosis, but she is recovering well — she went to a benefit for indigenous people on Thursday. [Rush & Molloy]
• Warren G — known for working with Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and step-brother Dr. Dre — was pulled over in Hollywood and found to be in possession of marijuana, shocker. [TMZ]
• Larry Birkhead has purchased a new 10,000-square-foot, six-bedroom house in Louisville, KY. Perhaps we can stop hearing from him or thinking about him very soon. [UPI]
• Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge swear things will work out between them eventually. But for now there's tension. And if they make up it will be in front of cameras, of course! [People]
• "[British soldiers] are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such whimps now! The whole point of being the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000 ft. above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining!" — Rupert Everett. [TMZ]

[Beverly Hills, April 10. Image via Flynet]

[Hollywood, December 28. Image via x17]

• Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are divorcing. Which is heartbreaking. We just don't want to think of Princess Buttercup feeling sad. [People]
  
• Jessica Alba and baby daddy Cash Warren are making it legal and have announced their engagement. Honestly, does anyone care? [USA Today]
  
• Poor Amy Winehouse: Has to go to court in Norway to deal with a marijuana possession charge. Hasn't our girl been through enough? [People]
  
• Ashley Olsen: Now thinner than Mary-Kate. [MSNBC]
  
• Given that the Jessica Simpson-Luke Wilson romantic comedy Blonde Ambition that opened over Christmas grossed only about $1,000 at the box office, Simpson's next film project, Major Movie Star, will be headed straight for DVD. [Page Six]

• We think that 3,000 picketing writers would make for the best Golden Globes ever. [NYT]
• Is Sienna Miller getting engaged to Rhys Ifan for her birthday today? [The Sun]
• Awkwardness abounds as the studio tries to find a way to promote the Ryan Philippe/Abbie Cornish film Stop-Loss without making the focus being the fact that it was working together on the project that Philippe and Cornish started a relationship. [Page Six]
• Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus and her also-15-year-old beau Nick Jonas have broken up. We would say "Oh they're only 15, this isn't even a real relationship," but then we remember Jaime-Lynn Spears. [Page Six]
• Does the fact that Miley has some not-so-innocent photos floating around the Internet have anything to do with it? [MSNBC]
• Marisa Tomei: Goes to church! What would George Costanza say? [Page Six]
• Glenn Close says her role in Fatal Attraction saved her marriage. We say that's kinda weird. [Daily Mail]
• Rebecca De Mornay was charged by the Los Angeles D.A. yesterday for two counts of misdemeanor driving. [TMZ]

• Jessica Alba is pregnant! The father is boyfriend Cash Warren. Congrats? It's kind of worrying that they're on-again-off-again, sigh. Good luck, kids. [People]
  
• Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell supposedly pointed to Victoria" Posh Spice" Beckham's tummy during a show and allegedly said, "She's pregnant." Hahahahahaha, wait, what? [News.com.au]
  
• Madonna to New York City yoga class: "I want you all to leave." And they did! [Page Six]
  
• Speaking of her Madgesty, she was seen sporting two black eyes. Surgical procedure, perhaps? [Daily Mail]
  
• Custody battle news: Britney Spears will finally have her deposition taken under oath — today at 10 a.m. OMG. [TMZ]
  
• A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new film. But it's satire, see? [Page Six]

• Kiefer Sutherland has been getting "a ton" of fan mail while in prison, says an officer. "Easily more than 100 letters a day." Jack Bauer would have busted out by now, though. [People]
• Howard Stern is pissed Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck moved to his block on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, since the paparazzi now hang out there. Dude, they're not interested in you, srsly. [Page Six]
• Christina Aguilera ordered a set of photo enlargements from her Marie Claire pregnant belly photo shoot. Perfect to hang over the couch! [Page Six]
• Did Ethan Hawke bang the nanny while he was still married to Uma Thurman? [Gatecrasher]
• Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow may have been on the rocks over the summer but they are totes happy now, so rest easy. [Gatecrasher]
• Blind item! "Which perfectly lovely young star has an ugly assistant who is ruining her reputation in celebrity circles with her rude behavior and love of freebies?" [Gatecrasher]
• This extremely old quote (originally from the January issue of Elle) where Angelina Jolie calls Shiloh Jolie-Pitt a "blob" and a likely "outcast" keeps getting recycled and taken out of context, and frankly we're sick of it. [MSNBC]
• Nicole Kidman may take a break from acting: She says, "A lot of my wish to work was about wanting to get lost, not wanting to be in the world." But now, "I have a reason to be in the world now and that reason is Keith." Aw, romantic. Now do something about his hair. [Telegraph]
• It was announced that Lily Allen will be a judge on the panel of the Orange Broadband Prize For Fiction, the prestigious literary award for female authors (past winners include Zadie Smith and Lionel Shriver). Literary Lil, sounds good. [Independent]
• Hulk Hogan is having a rough year: his wife Linda has filed for divorce and his son Nick is facing charges of reckless driving. "I just pray that things get better for my family," Hogan says. "I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring." [ABC News]
• Some idiot tried to rip Naomi Campbell's VIP pass from her neck at the Led Zeppelin show. Dude, you're begging to get pistol-whipped by a cell phone! [Daily Mail]

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