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Sputnik_Sweetheart
07/06/09

In reply to Bret Michaels In Bus Crash; Joyce DeWitt Arrested For DUI
Wow, Kelly thanks for reminding me why I hate you. I had hoped you matured from your "Christina Aguilera looks like a tranny!" days, but now I see I was entirely too optimistic. You seem to think a little too highly of yourself considering that your only claims to fame is that you are a celebrity's kid and a spoiled brat. At least XTina and GaGa got to where there are because of hard work and talent. You are where you because you exploited your father.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
07/06/09

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Natalie Imbruglia, way to class things up.

Also: Wow, Joyce DeWitt in the news. And Shaggy retired? Today was a weird roundup.
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mysterygirl
07/06/09

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"Obviously, if you're already with that person then you're not having to sort of get over the 'Wow, I'm naked with someone that I don't even know the middle name of!'"

Wait, we're supposed to know their middle names now? Tell me more, Anna Paquin...
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token_illiterate_commenter
07/06/09

@mysterygirl: If the third date is supposed to be the sex date, when is the middle name date? I vote for sixth. It gives you a new topic of conversation while marking time until the sex.
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jemandtheholograms
07/06/09

@token_starless_commenter: eh, you can wait until later for the middle name date. if 3 is the sex date, hopefully by date 6 you still can't wait to get the person naked, so moderately relevant conversation can be put on pause.
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clevernamehere
07/06/09

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I never understand why so many random celebs end up speaking to the UN or Congress. It makes sense if its something they have personally dealt with or if its an issue that doesn't get much attention (lots of people in congress met with Bono so they could get an autograph for their kids), but Natalie Imbruglia really isn't that famous. She's managed to raise a million dollars, which is great, but I'd be more impressed if she'd donated that million dollars herself.
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GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
07/06/09

@clevernamehere: Yeah I kind of agree. I mean, the PSA's are one thing "my Mom died of cancer, so get checked," because it might be helpful to see a familiar/famous face give you a dose of reality. And also celebs at charity events, that can be good too, because it also might attract more people (and money!) to a cause. I'm all for people doing good things with their time and money. But Congress & the UN should have committees and shit to tell them about health and social issues. It's weird.
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apocalypse-nowish
07/06/09

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Anna Paquin - after all these tv/movie actors and bandmates have shown us, why are you dating your costar? It can only end badly. Have Fleetwood Mac taught us nothing?!
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token_illiterate_commenter
07/06/09

@apocalypse-nowish: It taught me that cocaine can really fuck up your singing voice.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@token_starless_commenter: Duuuh, that's why you stick it up your butthole.
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mfnher
07/06/09

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Yes, Shanna, all the STATES in Canada.
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clevernamehere
07/06/09

@mfnher: But she didn't say that, she said they are seeing Canada and different parts of the US.
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mfnher
07/06/09

@clevernamehere: "They're going to be going to Canada, to see the different parts of the States … so it's pretty exciting."

I guess it could go either way. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one.
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LAmonkeygirl
07/06/09

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This is freaking me out:

1) I was in El Segundo on the 4th of July.

2) I was also flying from Kallispel to Salt Lake City (and then on to LA) just a little over a week ago.

Is it possible that I am both Sharon Stone and Joyce De Witt, in addition to LAmonkeygirl?
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LAmonkeygirl
07/06/09

@LAmonkeygirl: As well as Daria, Lisa Simpson, Wednesday Addams and Lydia.

Multiple personalities, I haz them.
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NellMood
07/06/09

@LAmonkeygirl: I like how many of your personalities are cartoons.
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mllej
07/06/09

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I, for one, only left my wallet in El Segundo.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@mllej: You gotta get it! You got, got to get it!
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

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When MJ first died I was like... oh, he has such a loyal doctor who is trying so hard and hoping against all odds to save his life. I pick weird times to be an optimist. Anyway, now it seems like really, he knew that if he died his career would be in the shitter and his ass would probably be in jail. Quite sad.
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so5minutesago
07/06/09

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Dear Mr. MJ Doctor: "Shouldn't have" does not equal "didn't." I think somebody's in trouble.
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BellaTricks
07/06/09

@so5minutesago: Also, does not equal "couldn't have."
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jemandtheholograms
07/06/09

@BellaTricks: or "wouldn't have"
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Penny
07/06/09

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I still cannot get over how bad Paquin is in True Blood, but that sex scene in the first episode of this season was the hottest thing I've seen in awhile.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@Penny: She is bad, right? I'm still addicted to it BAD.
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Penny
07/06/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: So, so very bad. In the best possible way.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@Penny: But not as bad as Tara, whom I adore.
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Alexis
07/06/09

@Penny: I really want to like Sookie/Paquin, but I don't know what's giving me more trouble, the dialogue or the acting.
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Alexis
07/06/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: Srsly, I don't know why I love Tara, because her accent is effing ridiculous.
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Luckwouldhaveit
07/06/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: Yay, it's next up on our Netflix and I was hoping it would be goodly bad.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@Alexis Brown: Ha, yeah. I don't know. I really shouldn't like the show, but Lafayette and Eric suck me in every.time.
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Eric Northman is mine
07/06/09

@Penny: As someone who's read the SVM series, i can tell you that Sookie should be way more awesome but unfortunately it doesn't really translate onscreen, she comes across as really annoying and self righteous sometimes and that sex scene didn't do it for me at all. I mean yay for Stephen Moyer's butt (someone has been doing some lunges) but it seemed very stiff and that blood trickling into her mouth bit, ugh were they snowballing? It seemed a bit much for TV. I get it's HBO but damn
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TransFat
07/06/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: Hehe, "suck." Wahcka, wahcka!

I've missed the last two so this gives me a good indication of whether Lafayette was made a vampire (not like I didn't expect/campaign for it.

I graduated the same class at USC's theatre school with the girl who plays Jessica. So seeing on the show is both awesome and jealousy inducing. And yet I cant stop, wont stop watching.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@TransFat: I hate Jessica. Good god she is annoying as hell.
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Elaken
07/06/09

@Luckwouldhaveit: Goodly bad is a nice way to describe it. I am so into it even though half the people can't act and a lot of the characters are annoying. Which I find impressive that they still manage to make it slightly addictive.
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Penny
07/06/09

@TransFat: Which one is Jessica? The new chick or the redhead?
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@Penny: Obnoxious teenaged redhead.
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A Small Turnip
07/06/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: Goddamit, I really need Lafayette and Eric to stop flirting and start fucking already.

Actually, you know what? Scratch that. It doesn't even have to be Lafayette. It could be anybody. Eric can shag Hoyt Fortenberry for all I care. It just needs to happen NOW. I gotta have a little Nordic sugar soon. Please?
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@ASmallTurnip: Oh, Hoyt would have a heart attack I think. Well, that or his mother. I'd like to see a little Eric on Terry hot blonde action going on. Sadly, Eric will probably screw Sookie if I had to guess. Oh well.
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Alexis
07/06/09

@ASmallTurnip: If Eric and Lafayette fucked the universe would explode because of teh pure awesomeness. I can't even articulate it more than that, I just know it'd be an epic event in modern history.
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GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
07/06/09

@Alexis Brown: Now I'm going to spend the entire series thinking, "wow this episode would be so much better if Eric and Lafayette got it on."

@Penny: I kind of thought the acting was *supposed* to be bad in True Blood, in a campy kind of way, but now that I think about, it, that doesn't make too much sense.
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MissyMcCLung
07/07/09

@Elaken: I don't think it's that they can't act - I think it is all very deliberately campy. A lot of these people have done well in other things, the bad acting / lame dialogue is all part of the appeal.
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
07/06/09

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"Dr. Murray didn't prescribe or administer anything that should have killed Michael Jackson."

you sure you want to use that verb mood?
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
07/06/09

@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: crap, I did not mean to be so bold
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Laulau
07/06/09

@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: Grammar is a serious business.
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sybann
07/06/09

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I am a laughing mess - found myself saying ME TOO with both Emma Watson and Michelle Pfeiffer.
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TransFat
07/06/09

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To which I say, "Cook has made more than $11 million dollars?" Boo.
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BellaTricks
07/06/09

@TransFat: Yes. This makes me want to cry. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's made significantly more than that.

How did he make all this money? Why? From whom?

I have so many questions.
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GeorgeFayne
07/07/09

@TransFat: $11 million, and no jokes.
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greengrey
07/06/09

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"Kelly Osbourne on Lady GaGa: "She's a Butter Face. She has everything But the face."

Since when was Kelly a supermodel?
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NellMood
07/06/09

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Hey now. She said a shitty thing, but we don't need to go down to her level.
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Samanthrax
07/06/09

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I won't comment on that, but since the media has been so critical of her own physical appearance, I find it interesting that she's attacking the physical appearance of other young women- but when I say interesting, I mean nasty and bitchy.
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Alexis
07/06/09

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Considering that Osbourne has been on the receiving end of a lot of shit about her weight, you'd think she'd back off of other people. Also Ms. Osbourne, what does "butter face" have to do with what come out of the Lady's mouth?
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
07/06/09

@Alexis Brown: maybe her words are creamy and salty, and that upsets Kelly
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JessaFields
07/06/09

@Alexis Brown: That's my question. I find a lot of Lady Gaga's statements annoying (the one about not being a feminist because she likes having sex with men, in particular), but what does what she looks like have anything to do with anything?
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Laulau
07/06/09

@JessaFields: Oh, seriously - what the fuck, she said that? I'm already really grumpy and did not need to hate another person. I guess she gets a small pass since she is pretty young.
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