Today is Tila Tequila's 29th birthday, bringing to a close one hell of an eventful year for the stripper/reality star/Juggalo victim. Let's recap!

• Britney Spears' dad has banned her from leaving home without a bra.

• Oh, snap: Heidi Montag says: "No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career."

• At a NME Awards party last night, Courtney Love and Lily Allen were chatting when suddenly things, "turned really nasty, really aggressive and bitchy," according to a witness, and the two had to be pulled apart by their entourages.

• The L.A. Coroner's office released a preliminary report today declaring that Brittany Murphy's death was accidental. She died of a combination of pneumonia, anemia, and "multiple drug intoxication."

With the news that Tila Tequila is "100% pregnant," many are wondering who fathered the child. Tila keeps dropping hints, saying the dad "is definitely someone 'known' and definitely someone in the 'Entertainment Industry.'"

No, really. This interview is the last straw. Specifically:

• Don't cry for Conan O'Brien. Sources say NBC is giving him a $32.5 million severance package. In return, Conan can't host another show until September and NBC gets to keep his characters, including Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

• Lady Gaga had to cancel a concert at Purdue University because she suddenly became ill.

• Lindsay Lohan is preparing herself for the release of a sex tape that's making the rounds in L.A. — apparently, by attending a sex toy launch at the Hollywood club Voyeur in a low-cut, see-through top with no bra.

• Dexter star Michael C. Hall has announced that he has been battling cancer, but the treatment is finished and he is in remission.

• Police were called to investigate a "possible kidnapping" and Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's house this afternoon. As a helicopter patrolled overhead, armed police swarmed the house and yelled, "Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house."

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have issued a statement, promising to help Wyclef Jean in relief efforts for those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Angie and Brad say:

• Here's another "sign" that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel really have broken up: Justin declared he would climb Mt. Kilimanjaro with her, and while she reached the summit today, he was last spotted beat boxing on stage in Wyoming. [Hollyscoop]

• Mad Men isn't on the air right now, but Jon Hamm will be on your TV!

• Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

• Lindsay Lohan's car struck a photographer early yesterday morning. Allegedly.

• According to the New York Daily News, insiders are claiming that Joe Francis was behind the now-infamous Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila engagement video, which, they claim, "was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site." [NYDN]