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- Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to kicking and spitting at police officers after screaming foul words at a British Airways employee. Naomi was heard on the phone saying: "They have lost my fucking bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer." What? Like you don't say that all the time. Please. [The Sun]
- Didja hear? Jamie Lynn Spears squeezed out a daughter named Maddie Briann yesterday. Good luck, kid! Er, kids. [E!]
- Not that you needed to know this but: JLS didn't have a C-section. [ET]
- Casey Aldridge was so nervous the first time he held his new daughter — birthed by girlfriend Jamie Lynn Spears — that he said he was afraid he's drop her. Aw. [TMZ]
- "[Jamie Lynn] is awfully young to be a momma, but that's what they make [grandmothers] for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends." —JLS's distant cousin Margie Busby. [People]
- Britney might move back to Louisiana. [Us]
- Snoop Dogg's new country video is out! "Country music is the most underrated music in the world," Snoop, who dedicates the song to Johnny Cash, says. "It always has the test of time, it's great, it's heartfelt, and it touches people no matter what color they are or where they're from." [People]
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Midweek Madness
Welcome back to
Midweek Madness, where we wade in murky magazine waters so you don't have to. This week has tabloid stalwarts the Jolie-Pitts featured on two covers: Shiloh's wee face is plastered all over
Ok!, while Brad and Angie's alleged marriage woes are featured in
In Touch. Us scrapes the bottom of the "celebrity" barrel by featuring a former
Bachelor on their cover, while
Katie Holmes is a "prisoner" according to
Life & Style and
Star is squawking about
Jamie Lynn Spears getting jilted. We explore
John Mayer's penis prowess and ponder
Lauren Conrad's pain, after the jump.
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Loose Lips
Is Mama Spears
forcing Jamie Lynn into marriage with baby daddy
Casey Aldridge? A family friend tells
Star, "Jamie Lynn is having a shotgun wedding, and it's Lynne who is holding the shotgun!" •
Kim Cattrall says that male actors are even more
vain than the ladies. "I remember one actor who was doing his scene, he had to show a bit of his butt, right?," Cattrall recalls. "And he went to the gym, he hadn't eaten for weeks and he passed out on the set. (I thought,) 'You've got to be kidding!'" S-assy! •
Hulk Hogan's son,
Nick Bollea was sentenced to 8 months in prison for felony reckless driving today. The charges were stemming from an August 26 crash that left passenger John Graziano so seriously injured that he'll likely spend the rest of his life in a nursing home. Nick was also sentenced to 500 hours of community service, three years with his license revoked, and five years probation, during which time he is not allowed to drink. [
Star,
UPI,
Us]
Loose Lips
Robin Williams is
divorcing his wife of almost 20 years,
Marsha Garces. The pair is citing irreconcilable differences. •
Richie Sambora's 10-year-old
daughter by
Heather Locklear, Ava, was allegedly in the car last night when he was arrested for a DUI. For shame, dude, for shame. •
Jamie Lynn Spears: def engaged. Baby daddy
Casey Aldridge's cousin,
Tina Robinson, told
Us, "He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted." Also, Casey's great uncle is named Odus. That is all. [
Entertainment Tonight,
Us,
Us]
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- Kate Moss emerged from a bar, giggling and a little tipsy, and announced: "I'm getting married!" Jamie "Hotel" Hince of The Kills is the lucky guy. [The Sun]
- Is Britney's paparazzi moment finally over? "Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney," says an agency head. Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It's moved on to Miley." Oh, dear. [Rush & Molloy]
- The New York Times on Britney's appearance on How I Met Your Mother: "Ms. Spears showed that for a few minutes she can play someone else. But she was not entrusted with an opportunity to show she is herself again." [NY Times]
- Tyra Banks isn't getting along with ANTM photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel, only wants to show up on judging days and could leave the show altogether — she wants to put all of her energy behind her talk show. [MSNBC]
- Amy Winehouse: Going back to rehab? A source says there are too many temptations in London and her management considered flying her to a clinic in Israel, or maybe one in Cape Town, South Africa. [The Sun]
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