Meet Chris Gaida, professional red-carpeteer. He baby-sits celebrities at events because he can work a tux and knows where the bathrooms are, basically. Gaida's escorted Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts, and Reese Witherspoon. And oh, does he have stories!

• Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won't be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.

• So. Everything Joaquin Phoenix has been doing for the last two years has been "performance art."

• While attempting to disguise himself by wearing a baseball cap, thick glasses, and a giant fake mustache in L.A. today, Mel Gibson approached a paparazzo sitting in a car and asked, "What's the matter? Got nothing better to do?"

• For an episode that will air today, Jane Lynch visited Ellen and talked about coming out in Hollywood.

We've been told that the past year-plus of Joaquin Phoenix's bizarre, bearded behavior was not for real, exactly. It was all for a movie — a faux-documentary, maybe? — filmed by Casey Affleck. Now here's the trailer for that film.

• It seems that Kristin Chenoweth might be getting her very own (musical) show!

• Oh, dear. Bristol Palin has reportedly called off her engagement to Levi Johnston:

• Staff at the hotel where Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr spent their honeymoon claim that Orlando openly talked about his wife's pregnancy:

• Casey Affleck is currently being sued by a woman who claims that he sexually harassed her while shooting I'm Still Here, the documentary Affleck made about his brother-in-law, Joaquin Phoenix: