'Sleep Drunkenness' Is the Funniest Disorder Ever

Today in A-DOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, science has collected some hard data on a phenomenon called "sleep drunkenness"—also known as waking up grumpy and confused because fuck your alarm clock AND THIS MODERN WORLD.

'Sleep Drunkenness' Is the Funniest Disorder Ever

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