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    The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock

    Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up

    The Fashions At Flawless Were Anything But

    It's The Side-of-The-Building Thing That Troubles Us.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    This is just a crime against these women. They are all lovely but these dresses don't fit, have odd details, or look like they really were made by some Mattel division. Not right!
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Sadie I appreciate the use of Aussie-inspired phrases. I used a leeetle bit of slang the other day and some folks got confused and put off.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/04/09

    @Fridge Hussy :Is on Crappy Pop Video Detox Since 26/4/09: When I lived in a Foreign Land for 14 years, where the language wasn't English but I had many English-speaking friends, I picked up many non-American turns of phrase that whenever they popped out on visits home (or now that I've been back in America for 10 years), people just look at me like I'm speaking Martian.


    "Bless his cotton socks!" comes to mind. Come on, people, how hard can it be to catch my drift on that one?!

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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/04/09

    @Fridge Hussy :Is on Crappy Pop Video Detox Since 26/4/09: I appreciated it too, although I think sangas should have been substituted for sammies. That may be regional though.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    That is NOT Peaches and Cream Barbie. However, real Peaches and Cream Barbie would have fit in even better.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Sadie, props (do we still say props?) on witty captions to dressies where I'd have abused the W, T and F keys.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Whoa, I could totally see Kate Ritchie's dress on a villain in Xena. She'd stalk around in a dangerous-yet-sensual way and then she and Xena would almost make out and Gabrielle would cry.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/04/09

    @baraqiel: *guffaws*


    I can see it now.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    I'm feeling oddly oppressed by all these exterior boob-cups and random, revealing cutouts. Dannii Minogue is beautiful, but that little random side-cut under her ribs is making me uncomfortable just looking at it, I don't love the back cutout on Antonia Kidman, Lee Furlong is making my cleavage all cold with that strategically misplaced keyhole, and I don't even know where to go with Kate Ritchie's witchcraft and wizardry.


    I pay extra money for clothes WITHOUT holes, celebrities.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/04/09

    @tscheese: I know, I'm funny that way, too. I want ALL the fabric. No you may not have that little snippet for your quilting project!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Sonia Kruger's dress is what I will christen as a "Scroll Down Ohmigod, It Doesn't End! Super Surprise Extroadinaire."
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Well hello there, Faustina, you have made me like the color yellow again. Good for you!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    I'm guessing that in Australia, the word "logie" doesn't mean what it means in the part of America where I grew up.


    It's not fashionable, and it is projectile-ejected from the back of your throat. Preferably at someone you strongly dislike.


    Also: I must confess that if I ever had opportunity to wear what Ocean Carnival Barbie, er, Sonia Kruger is wearing -- I would do it in a heartbeat. How fun would that endless wavy skirt be! But then, I grew up playing with Barbies (when I wasn't hocking logies), so my perspective may be skewed.

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/04/09

    @ellaesther: Logie is derived from the inventor of the Television, John Logie Baird. Who wasn't Australian, so I have no idea why we went with that.

    /fun fact
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/04/09

    @Fridge Hussy :Is on Crappy Pop Video Detox Since 26/4/09: I think they did it to make me happy. So that I could think of them all spitting disgusting things on each others' fancy clothes. That's what I think, anyway!
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    Image of hfree hfree
    05/04/09

    @Fridge Hussy :Is on Crappy Pop Video Detox Since 26/4/09: I though Philo T. Farnsworth was the inventor of TV? Shouldn't they be the Philos? Or the Farnies?
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    Image of HollywoodCookieMonster HollywoodCookieMonster
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Margot Robbie! NOOOOOOOOO! dress's with short fronts and long backs are all sorts of wrong
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/04/09

    @Lucy_In_The_Sky_With_Diamonds: Indeed. Turning a dress into the sartorial representation of the mullet is never a good thing.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    05/04/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: It's the opposite of a mullet: party in front, business in back.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    I lay a lot of the blame at the feet of local designers, J'Aton - they dressed a heck of a lot of the attendees. Kate Ritchie's dress ain't the half of it.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Tracy Grimshaw's caftan scares me. I don't like the idea of a formal-wear caftan. She looks like she's going to some sort of Star Wars ball.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    05/04/09

    @EdnasEdibles: that caftan is the most flammable thing I have ever seen. You'd be safer wearing a can of petrol next to an open flame...
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/04/09

    @EdnasEdibles: I agree... also her breasts look so shiny
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    05/04/09

    @EdnasEdibles: Also, doesn't she look a lot like Olivia Newton John in that pic? I did a double-take.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Tracy Grimshaw's outfit is very Tracy Grimace-shaw. Are Happy Meals giving out fancy plastic "glamour" toys for girls and Hot Wheels for boys? I really hope I get the gigantic faux diamond clip on earrings.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    Gibby: You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!

    Kirsten: Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie!

    Kristin: And I'm Evening Wear Barbie.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Good, The Bad, & The Barbie: Aussie Fashions Have A Roo Loose In The Top Paddock
    I want to pick up those ladies and bang their faces together to simulate lesbian relations. It would be hot. I should call Maxim.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/04/09

    @Snowbunny: You too? I was getting the strangest desire to chew on their legs and then misplace all their tiny accessories.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/04/09

    @tscheese: Or cut their hair into mohawks (that never work because their hair is set in like a circle).
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/04/09

    @Snowbunny: @tscheese: I'm siezed by the desire to pry their legs apart and mount them on Breyer horses. Either that or pop their heads off and throw their bodies in the lake to go swimming.
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