College Student Starts Driving Barbie Car After DUI, Becomes Hero

Here’s the scoop: A Texas State University student got a DUI. As a result of the DUI, her license was automatically suspended and her dad took away her car. And then she was like ‘Fuck you, law! I am awesome!’ and started driving a Barbie jeep around campus because she didn’t want to get a bike (because “riding a bike… »9/03/15 8:45pm9/03/15 8:45pm

Lady a Bad Driver, Reports The New York Times

The New York Times is reporting that presidential candidate and former amateur Chippendale Marco Rubio is a shitty driver... but not as shitty as his wife! In this weekend’s edition of the Grey Lady: “What’s The Deal With Airline Food?: A Times Investigation” and a Bill Cunningham spread entitled “White People Be… »6/05/15 11:30am6/05/15 11:30am

Reckless Toddler Drives Jeep Into Wall and Acts Like NOTHING Happened

In Myrtle Creek, Oregon, a 3-year-old boy and PUBLIC NUISANCE recently endangered the lives of his neighbors when he accidentally knocked the Jeep he was playing in out of park and drove it into the side of a house. The child's reaction after this DEPRAVED act of violence and recklessness? To go home and watch… »7/28/14 7:15pm7/28/14 7:15pm

For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid Under 6 Alone in a Car

I'm not here to judge Kim Brooks, a mother of two who made the choice to leave her 4-year-old son in a car for five minutes while she purchased headphones in the midst of a frenzied effort to get to the airport in time. The kid was fine, but Brooks wasn't — a parking lot bystander recorded her leaving the child in the… »6/08/14 1:00pm6/08/14 1:00pm

A Road Raging Asshole's Instant Karma Is Captured on Camera

A woman was being tailgated, hardcore, by a jerk in a pickup truck on a slick Florida road for several minutes. When he finally passed her, he flipped her the bird in a very intense, strained, drawn-out stare down during which his eyes were not on the road. You can probably guess what happens from there. »3/28/14 11:00am3/28/14 11:00am

Videos of Subwoofers Making Women Orgasm Are Surprisingly Popular

If a person moseys over to YouTube and searches "subwoofer orgasm," a surprising number of results come up. A shocking number, really. Turns out, there's an entire subgenre of YouTube videos featuring women who are so overcome by the vibrations created by the loud bass that they have no choice but to have incredible… »2/04/14 5:10pm2/04/14 5:10pm

Your NY State License Plate Can't Say PUBES, KOTEX, or LUVCOK

It's not that surprising that "FUCKER," "DILD0E" and "SUCKIT" (and all variations thereof) are on the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles's list of banned vanity plates. But non-straight people, Jews, and Kurt Vonnegut fans might be dismayed to know that GAYGUY, PISHER, and KARASS are no-nos, too. We're… »7/30/13 1:20pm7/30/13 1:20pm