For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid Under 6 Alone in a Car

I'm not here to judge Kim Brooks, a mother of two who made the choice to leave her 4-year-old son in a car for five minutes while she purchased headphones in the midst of a frenzied effort to get to the airport in time. The kid was fine, but Brooks wasn't — a parking lot bystander recorded her leaving the child in the… » 6/08/14 1:00pm 6/08/14 1:00pm

A Road Raging Asshole's Instant Karma Is Captured on Camera

A woman was being tailgated, hardcore, by a jerk in a pickup truck on a slick Florida road for several minutes. When he finally passed her, he flipped her the bird in a very intense, strained, drawn-out stare down during which his eyes were not on the road. You can probably guess what happens from there. » 3/28/14 11:00am 3/28/14 11:00am

Videos of Subwoofers Making Women Orgasm Are Surprisingly Popular

If a person moseys over to YouTube and searches "subwoofer orgasm," a surprising number of results come up. A shocking number, really. Turns out, there's an entire subgenre of YouTube videos featuring women who are so overcome by the vibrations created by the loud bass that they have no choice but to have incredible… » 2/04/14 5:10pm 2/04/14 5:10pm

Your NY State License Plate Can't Say PUBES, KOTEX, or LUVCOK

It's not that surprising that "FUCKER," "DILD0E" and "SUCKIT" (and all variations thereof) are on the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles's list of banned vanity plates. But non-straight people, Jews, and Kurt Vonnegut fans might be dismayed to know that GAYGUY, PISHER, and KARASS are no-nos, too. We're… » 7/30/13 1:20pm 7/30/13 1:20pm

Hungry Monster Rabbits Are Destroying Cars Parked at the Denver…

Unfortunately, it seems like the authorities patrolling the rabbit-infested parking lots at the Denver International Airport will be forced to call on Brother Maynard to deploy the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. It's either that or motorists will have to start buying massive quantities of coyote urine to keep hordes of… » 2/17/13 4:30pm 2/17/13 4:30pm

British Professor Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars

At some point over the course of your academic career, you've probably had a darkly charming teacher or professor who you secretly believed was jetting off to Egypt to bullwhip Nazis and recover stolen artifacts. Without such wishful thinking, school is boring. Far better to believe that your criminology professor is… » 1/20/13 3:30pm 1/20/13 3:30pm

Honda Made a Car Just for Dumb-Dumb Lady Drivers

Sweet delicate lady flowers, now that you have finally mastered the art of pedaling your velocipede without showing your bloomers and fainting on the road, do you not think it's time for you to try operating the great and powerful automobile? I know: Vehicles are terribly loud and masculine, what with their engines,… » 11/02/12 11:10am 11/02/12 11:10am

More Research on Gender Vision Finds That Men See in Shades of Car and…

Yet more research about how men and women see the world in different shades of gender conditioning suggest that men are better at identifying cars and women are better at identifying creatures in the natural world, like birds, because every man is an oil-splattered monkey wrench and every woman is a fairy princess… » 9/17/12 11:55pm 9/17/12 11:55pm