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Ultraprison!
11/19/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!"

Also... Fantasia Barrino has fans??
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willwriteforfood
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
"Why isn't anyone talking about the charity work and all of the charitable organizations that Carrie's involved in?"

Why doesn't SHE start talking about her charitable work? Does she do any? Who the hell would know; all she's done is whine about being a victim. But she's got that down to a T.
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Scoithniamh
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
Jesus, Kristen Stewart, I've defended you over and over again. Don't start with this women are from venus men are from mars anti-feminist ugly stereotyping.
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keldo
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
Martha - you are slamming with the left handed compliments lately. And I'm not so sure it's a good thing.
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Ailatan
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

I read it "I'd rather eat Martha"
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CaptainFumbles
11/18/09

@Ailatan: That is terrifying!
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Breamworthy
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
See, I thought "innate female qualities" were things like the ability to breastfeed. I didn't realize being fickle was on that list - thanks for clearing that up, Kristen.
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Cimorene
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
Shut up Kristen Stewart. The only innate female quality I can think of is having two X chromosomes. Being fickle isn't a female quality. Also I think you meant feminine, because quality does not have a gender.
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rodmanstreet
11/18/09

In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
Well, I hope that Twilight hasn't completely sucked (pun intended) Chris Weitz's will to make movies; I loved About a Boy, In Good Company, and even American Pie. I hope he's got a few more good ones in him.
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BetteD
11/17/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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BytheSea
11/17/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

From the article:
"[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

"If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/16/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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mfnher
11/16/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11/16/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
Hi Chris,

Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

Sincerely,

Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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Crackers In Bed
11/16/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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J.D.Regent
11/16/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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BetteD
11/09/09

In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
"Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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