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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    01:32 PM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Sounds like she uses her religion as an excuse to get out of stuff she doesn't want to do. I'm going to do that now!

    "But I can't to fill out this report. It's against my religion!"

    "I can't clean the kitty litter- my faith forbids it!"

    "I would have flossed but my h0ly book says its a sin!"

    This is fun. No wonder she does it all the time. You all should try it too.
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    Image of bookling bookling
    12:14 PM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    I wasn't aware that Jesus gave us a curfew!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12:04 PM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    LOL. Just LOL. Oh, honey, give it up.

    And: What kind of gay-hating, Bible-toting Christian goes to nightclubs?? Oh, right. The fame-whoring, masturbating kind. Right. Got it.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11:29 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Weird. The first time I ever got drunk was with my Rabbi and parents while celebrating the Jewish festival of Purim until 3 a.m. Jesus would have done the same, Carrie!
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11:49 AM

    @JinxyMcDeath: Purim might be my favorite holiday...and I'm not Jewish.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11:15 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Well, at least you can make a sex tape anytime of day! Jesus would want it that way.
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    11:08 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Honestly? This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    11:07 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    I just go bed early cause I am not fond of falling asleep at some skeevy club. Plus KittyNinja would miss me.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11:06 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Connecticut nightclub? Does not compute.
    I find her reputation as a porn star to be more important (and fun) than her xtianity.
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    Image of bookling bookling
    12:18 PM

    @femme-bot: Hahaha. As a Connecticutian, I can tell you that if somebody's appearing at a CT nightclub, it's going to be at either Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun. The full article says it was the new MGM Grand casino at Foxwoods.
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    11:02 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    "Early to rise and early to bed/makes a man healthy, but socially dead." - Yakko Warner.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11:00 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    This is so disappointing. I was just thinking yesterday how nice it was that I hadn't heard anything about this silly person for a couple of weeks!

    Ah, well.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10:59 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    I especially love this part of her mom's statement: "If in the future, you have an opportunity for her to speak to young adults, or physically challenged athletes, she would love it."
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    Image of SparklyTempest SparklyTempest
    11:51 AM

    @Newsgirl: That is such a weird selection of people to comment on. Does she not want to talk to physically challenged non-athletes?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10:50 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    The 48.5th Commandment "Thou shalt not be awake to experience today becoming tomorrow, for the Eternal your God created separate days for a very good reason which will remain secret" has been a controversy among Rabbis for centuries. How does one reconcile the 48.5th Commandment with the celebration of Havdallah which marks the end of Shabbat and holidays? Is one actually supposed to be asleep for the actual moment of sundown and wake up just after three stars are in the sky? Or does the Commandment refer not to the Jewish day, but to a day that would start at midnight? Is the fact that it is a half Commandment mean that it should only be honored every other day?
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    10:53 AM

    @Lymed: All those Catholics going to midnight mass on Christmas Eve are clearly going to Hell.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    11:08 AM

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: My catholic mom would hate/love me for this but high five to that comment.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11:10 AM

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I thought people slept at mass.
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    Image of Maharani Maharani
    11:20 AM

    @Lymed: I thought it was basically to a directive to get some sleep every night.
    You know, so you don't act like a zombie tomorrow.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11:31 AM

    @Maharani: Then why did God create insomnia? Because I made a really good effort to get more than 4 hours of sleep last night.
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    Image of Maharani Maharani
    11:37 AM

    @Lymed: to let you appreciate that he created sleep? But then my theory is that is also why he created puppies with separation anxiety... or babies. Or trains that go by at 3:30 in the morning.
    I know I never appreciate sleep more than when I just can't get any!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    10:49 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Does this mean I can use being a heathen as an excuse not to show up at my work every day? That shit starts early! After a long night of debauchery and ritual animal slaughter, I can't be expected to be in the office at 9am!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10:48 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    The hours between 12 and 2 am are prime self-pleasuring hours, especially if you're going to film yourself, because the darkness at that time lends itself well to grainy pornography. What self-respecting masturbater would want to miss that?
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10:47 AM

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    She ought to know staying at home doesn't make you more holy. There are plenty of things you can get up to in your own bedroom. With a camera phone. And bad lighting.
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