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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Wait, what? I didn't know that Christianity had specific opening hours.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Ha! Staying home to commit the Sin of Onan!
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    Image of Chrysocolla Chrysocolla
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    When I'm on group trips with my church college group we're lucky if we get to bed before 2:00 AM. We always stay up playing murder and the dark and other stupid games.

    I'm not a fan of nightclubs, but the fact that you stay up at night to attend them is not really a reason. What?
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    12/08/09

    @Chrysocolla: Seriously! Bedtimes have nothing to do with religion- some atheists go to bed by 8, Carrie, and some Christians go to bed later, even pull all-nighters.

    If you've got a problem with a nightclub or the performance, say so, chickie.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Sounds like she uses her religion as an excuse to get out of stuff she doesn't want to do. I'm going to do that now!

    "But I can't to fill out this report. It's against my religion!"

    "I can't clean the kitty litter- my faith forbids it!"

    "I would have flossed but my h0ly book says its a sin!"

    This is fun. No wonder she does it all the time. You all should try it too.
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    12/08/09

    @whynotshesaid: I can't pay my twelve parking tickets, sir. It's against my religion!

    I can't do jury duty. Jesus says so!

    This is fun!
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    Image of Caeristhiona Caeristhiona
    12/08/09

    @whynotshesaid: EDIT FAIL the first time!

    [www.flickr.com]

    You and Calvin both, my friend. :D
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/08/09

    @Caeristhiona: That is so much awesomeness. I knew Calvin was a genius!
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    Image of Antonella Antonella
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Thou shalt be in bed by 10:00 so thou mayest be well-rested for thine next morn's TV show appearance.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Antonella was starred Antonella was unstarred
    Image of notwhoyouthoughtiwas notwhoyouthoughtiwas
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Admittedly, I've never read the whole bible. And the parts I have read, I've just skimmed. But I can't say that I remember anything in there about a curfew.
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    12/08/09

    @notwhoyouthoughtiwas: It's right between the verses about "not saying the f-word" and "hating gay people." Oh, wait...
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    Image of raineoffire raineoffire
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    You guys, she's not a hypocrite. She also made sure that when she made that sex tape, she had her pants back on by 10 p.m.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment raineoffire was starred raineoffire was unstarred
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    I wasn't aware that Jesus gave us a curfew!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    LOL. Just LOL. Oh, honey, give it up.

    And: What kind of gay-hating, Bible-toting Christian goes to nightclubs?? Oh, right. The fame-whoring, masturbating kind. Right. Got it.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    I like how the mom's comment refers specifically to Carrie's reputation as a Christian, rather than her faith itself. I can't help but conclude that the monetary or marketing value of said reputation is much higher than anything she's been offered to shed said reputation.
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    12/08/09

    @Apollinarius: I would double promote this if possible.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Pretty sure Cindarella isn't one of the books in the bible.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Um, didn't Jesus want the apostles to stay up all night with him?
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    Image of Porcelina Porcelina
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    And on the 3rd tablet sayith, "Thou shall not be awake passed 9pm (est)."
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    Image of onomatopizza onomatopizza
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    when i was in middle school, before i knew what a "fundamentalist" was, i would go to youth group with a friend at this big, contemporary church because they had free pizza, dodge ball, and cute boys.

    sometimes they held all night riots! they'd put a bunch of kids in a van and go on fun field trips all night long. those mega-church kids were allowed to stay up well past midnight to bowl, ice skate, and somewhere around 3:30 am, start crying to me about how if jesus came down right now, right here, to this bowling alley, i wouldn't get to go with all of them to heaven!

    i only went to one all night riot, for the record.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/08/09

    In reply to Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
    Weird. The first time I ever got drunk was with my Rabbi and parents while celebrating the Jewish festival of Purim until 3 a.m. Jesus would have done the same, Carrie!
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    12/08/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Ah Purim. Or as I like to call it the Jewish St. Patrick's Day.
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    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/08/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Purim might be my favorite holiday...and I'm not Jewish.
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