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    Image of freckles freckles
    11/04/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Kristen Stewart....please stop complaining about being famous. If it's that bad for you, stop being in movies, go back to school and get a job in the real world. Oh wait, then you'll probably complain about that too. Nevermind. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/04/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    It was David WALLIAMS, not David Williams. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    11/04/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    This isn't related to any news in particular but can I just say how much I love that peek-a-boo bangs are back in? Such a classic and adorable look that is surprisingly easy to do and always looks elegant and sexy.

    Just saying. :P #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    i picture sean penn on the phone somewhat like fred willard on the phone with the nuns at his son's school in anchorman. "Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd" #gwynethpaltrow
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment pattie cake was starred pattie cake was unstarred
    Image of chicanafalsa chicanafalsa
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    No Jermaine!! Say it ain't so!! #gwynethpaltrow
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    cand86 promoted this comment chicanafalsa was starred chicanafalsa was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @chicanafalsa: They keep saying that, though. They didn't think they were going to do a second season, either . . . I just think they don't want to commit to it if they change their minds. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of ZioZio ZioZio
    11/03/09

    @chicanafalsa: They edited out the rest of the quote, which was Brett telling me he's going to take the month of August off just to get me off. No need to worry. #gwynethpaltrow
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    cand86 promoted this comment ZioZio was starred ZioZio was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @cand86: I thought the second season was terribly disappointing. Apparently it took them years to write the first season, and the second season proved that they needed the time. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @ZioZio: Ah ha ha. You win :) #gwynethpaltrow
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    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire

    I didn't know it was illegal either Hopper Jack (because that is your real name). #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    why on gods earth would chris martin hook up with someone else at a concert of all places, even if he WAS cheating on his wife? does star magazine actually expect people to believe these things? or have they just taken to writing whatever will sell?

    honestly, i dont understand, do people read these tabloids expecting facts?

    (disclaimer: i have been known to read a magazine or seven, but i try to remember that 90% of it is nonsense. and i like the pictures) #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @rd2uk: Star magazine, IMO, is the least credible out of all the tab mags. #gwynethpaltrow
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    rd2uk promoted this comment Sorcha was starred Sorcha was unstarred
    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Wait wait wait wait... WAIT.

    Boyz II Men is together? Did I just time travel back to 1991? #gwynethpaltrow
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    kookla promoted this comment missing_piece was starred missing_piece was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @missing_piece: I actually know someone who went to their concert. Yeah, I was just as shocked as you are. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of ilovedavelister ilovedavelister
    11/03/09

    @missing_piece: They did the theme song for the Psych episode with Jaleel White and Kenan. I was totally shocked that they were together. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Triana Orpheus promoted this comment ilovedavelister was starred ilovedavelister was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @ilovedavelister: Yes they did and I spent countless hours that weekend looking for that version on the web. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Has Mariah Carey said anything about Precious other than how humiliating and horrible it was to have to look like an ordinary person rather than someone who has a whole army of people working to make her look good? #gwynethpaltrow
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment tallgirl-in-heels was starred tallgirl-in-heels was unstarred
    Image of coconanas coconanas
    11/03/09

    @tallgirl-in-heels: You have a cold heart, I don't think you really understand how horrible it was for her, she couldn't wear makeup the whole time. Bitch SUFFERED!

    You should really get some empathy...

    An no, it appears she hasn't said anything else about the movie. #gwynethpaltrow
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    formergr promoted this comment coconanas was starred coconanas was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/03/09

    @tallgirl-in-heels: I think she's angling for an Oscar nod. "I had to play this woman who was disadvantaged because she looked normal. It was such a stretch for me." #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @midwesternmom: I read the NY Times article about Precious today finally and the director said something along the lines of "Mariah is the type of person who will jump in front of a train for you as long as her hair looks perfect."

    Apparently for her to be in the movie (in a role originally for Helen Mirren no less!) she had to show up with no entourage and no makeup in a taxi. Since she apparently agreed to those terms, I can forgive the woman some minor league bitching about the no makeup thing, especially when this lady lives for the beauty products. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/03/09

    @tallgirl-in-heels: You could read the entire article in which these quotes are excerpted from. She says less interesting things that don't have to do with uglifying herself for an Oscar nod.

    /YOU MAKE A MC LAMB TOUCHY (sorry). #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Old Eddie "Sparkles" Cullen is a sad, desolate vampire because he fucking still goes to HIGH SCHOOL when he's what, like 120 years old? Sad, desolate and stupid! #gwynethpaltrow
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was starred Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/03/09

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I never read the books or watched the movie, so I'm still scratching my head over that one. Why is he going to school?!? #gwynethpaltrow
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    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/04/09

    @cand86: Perhaps he dreams of someday winning the yearbook's "Sparkle Award." No one ever told him it involves personality, not actually sparking ability.

    Do rent the first movie for the monumental Velveeta factor. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Us's source continued,
    "So then, that night, Rob went into her room at like 2 in the morning. I mean, we all know he doesn't sleep, so what was he doing in there? Either he was watching her creepily while she slept or they were totally making out. Wait, who were we talking about?" #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    That's Mariah Carey's version of being unattractive? I spent most of the time she was onscreen thinking to myself "Wow she should really wear less makeup IRL, she looks so pretty here!" and it was pretty much the 2nd thing my friend and I said to each other after the show. But, she was humiliated? I need a drink. And to destroy all of my mirrors. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Does anybody think that the absence of Maggie Grace would ruin "Lost"? As I remember her character, all she did was look hot, scream, and look hot. Am I forgetting something? #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/03/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: in the beginning, yes. but i grew to (almost) like her as her relationship with sayid progressed. sayid was most likely the biggest contributing factor to this, i love him.

    i can't believe lost is ending! #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/03/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: NO! I hated her character, and never believed she was smart enough for Sayid to be schtupping. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/03/09

    @lolabee: I rewatched the series recently, and I really liked her. She had a kind of tragic story and I think they ditched her (not to mention Boone) too soon. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    Mm-mm, cigarette kisses!

    Also, Kristen, the incessant complaints about fame are getting tiresome. Give it a rest. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @sweet_communist: But her life is really, really hard, you guys. You just don't understand. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @sweet_communist: Heh. I totally blew a fuse along the same lines down-thread. May I just use this opportunity to say that I really like you, sweet_communist? You always seem to say the right thing, with maximum economy. We're like the Trotskyites of Jez, aren't we? #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @snugbug: Aww, I like you, too! I try to keep it short, sweet(-ish), and socialist. *High-fives for Trotskyites!* #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @sweet_communist: They might be getting a little old, but I don't understand the angry backlash on this. It's one thing when it comes from Lindsay Lohan, who clearly courts the tabloids (or did). But I don't think I ever hear a gossip item about Kristen going out to a club or forgetting her underwear. She seems to be attempting to lay low, except when she's showing up at promotional appearances.

    And as far as taking the part in Twilight, how can we blame her for that--and for not expecting to be stalked for several years because of it? She wants to succeed in her career just like anyone else. She does take other roles (Adventureland, The Runaways) that let her do more interesting material. So I, for one, believe that she wants to be a "real" actress and not just a movie star.

    I don't get why people are so angry when she says fame sucks. I bet she's right. I certainly wouldn't want that kind of attention. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment mipsy6 was starred mipsy6 was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @mipsy6: THANK YOU! I irritates me to no end when I hear all these self-righteous diatribes about how actors should just shut up and deal when they are being (essentially) stalked by paparazzi! All I can say is be glad your profession doesn't lend itself to that shit. Yes, I realize there are those who court the paparazzi and go out of their way to attract their attention. However, for someone like Kristen Stewart, it doesn't matter what she does, because the Twilight franchise is so popular. She will be stalked regardless. I imagine after over a year of dealing with it EVERY DAY it begins to grate on you. She's allowed to be annoyed and express her opinion. And doing so doesn't make her a spoiled brat, it makes her human. Regardless of how much she gets paid for acting, can't we just agree that having someone follow your every move 24/7 and record it for the world to see is annoying? Just because she chose to be an actor and had the good fortune to be successful at it means that she deserves to be lied about and harassed? Jeezus people, way to be insensitive. God forbid the girl decide to follow her passion and make a career out the talent she has. #gwynethpaltrow
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment girlscantell was starred girlscantell was unstarred
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    11/03/09

    @girlscantell: I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but as someone who has worked in the industry, I must say your sentiments are naive. People like Stewart retain multiple publicists to drum up press for them. Even crappy, aggressive, paparazzi action. It's their own publicists who alert the paps and the media about their whereabouts.

    Heh. I'm way to familiar with how Hollywood works to summon sympathy for actors who suddenly get uber-famous.

    Although I will say this much: I DO have utmost sympathy for child actors like Stewart who get sucked into the machine at a very early age, drop out of school in favor busting their little butts working 10-13-hour days at the behest of ambitious parents, agents, managers. Try to remember that these are kids deprived of natural social interaction with their peers; kids who've grown up exclusively in a world of adults. Most of them never go on to college. They burst into adulthood bedazzled, confused, lacking formal education, both wiser beyond their age and yet clueless about how the real world works.

    No wonder most child actors crash and burn. It's the rare cases, like Jodie Foster and Joseph Gordon Levitt, who go off to college, spend some years figuring themselves out in a normal environment, and THEN return to acting, who manage to patch up both functional personal lives and brilliant careers.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Edited by snugbug at 11/03/09 11:19 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @snugbug: I think calling me naive is a bit of an overstatement considering that in my original post I acknowledge that yes, there are SOME actors (and by extension, their publicists) that court the paparazzi.

    My point was that, in the event that she's not one of those actors (and no, although I don't work exclusively in the Hollywood industry, I find it hard to believe that every actor does this. I'm an actor, I'm friends with actors who've had some measurable success. Not everyone is a famewhore.) it wouldn't make much difference in how she is being treated. Twilight has exploded globally. She could be hiding under a rock for chrissakes and she'd still have to deal with this bullshit because its the nature of being part of something that's so big. Being someone who "works in the industry" you should know this all too well. #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
    I do not follow these things closely, but if Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are doing all the public cuddling and making out that Dirt Bag tells me they are, shouldn't there be some photos by now. In the age of camera phones I have a hard time believing none of these sources took a picture.

    (This is all assuming there isn't a picture) #gwynethpaltrow
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    11/03/09

    @clevernamehere: I think it might be because vampires don't show up on film. I know camera phones are digital, but the principal applies somehow.
    Even sparklevamps have to follow the rules sometimes. #gwynethpaltrow
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