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sebluver
11/28/09

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So no one in Hollywood knows what a tomboy actually is, right? I'm not saying there's a set definition, but when Paris Hilton is convinced she's a tomboy then the word has lost all meaning.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/28/09

@sebluver: So, given that her comment is about how she is 'at home,' there appears to be nothing in your cup, but haterade.
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BlondeGoddess
11/28/09

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Cate Blanchett and I have something in common! Actually, that's why I only vacuum every once in a while -- so there's more of the satisfying noise of things being sucked up.

Also, I want to know which song(s) specifically Carrie Fisher is talking about.
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vulcanized
11/28/09

@BlondeGoddess: Per Wikipedia, "Hearts and Bones," "Graceland," "She Moves On," and "Allergies" all reference Fisher.
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happymisanthrope
11/28/09

@vulcanized: "Graceland"?
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vulcanized
11/28/09

@happymisanthrope: Yeah, you have to take Wikipedia as Wikipedia. But the "Graceland" entry says "The lyrics deal with the singer's thoughts during a road trip to Graceland after the failure of his marriage to actress and author Carrie Fisher." I'm guessing it's the lyric, "She comes back to tell me she's gone / As if I didn't know that / As if I didn't know my own bed / As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead", etc.
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Athenia
11/28/09

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I don't understand Tiger! If you love the ladies, why did you get married?
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onestrawplz
11/28/09

@Athenia: Seriously. And what hope is there in the world for us meer mortals when even supermodels have to worry about being cheated on?

That was sarcasm, but seriously. Don't commit to a marriage if you wanna stick your bits in the bits of one who is not married to you.
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sangmo
11/28/09

@onestrawplz: If men took your advice, I think 80% of marriages wouldn't occur.

Men have always wanted to stick their bits in *and* have someone back home taking care of their them and their kids.
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clevernamehere
11/29/09

@sangmo: Eh, the stats on cheating really aren't anywhere near that bad. The more scientific studies generally have pretty low numbers (20ish%). Men aren't animals.
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misspell
11/29/09

@clevernamehere: Agreed. And in my life, I've known many more women who cheated than men.
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onestrawplz
11/29/09

@sangmo: Like clevernamehere said, not all guys cheat. They're not barbarians. I don't care if you want to sleep around, that's fine, but I don't like when people cheat on their unsuspecting spouses (men or women). It's just not fair, and it puts the faithful spouse at risk for things like STDs. I just don't see the point in getting married (assuming your spouse expects you to remain monogamous) if you want to sleep around, since you can always opt to not get married.
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Lachaise
11/28/09

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As an army brat who spent the first fifteen years of her life on military bases, I am somewhat suspicious of Megan Fox's statement. She's clearly never met a pack of squaddies, at least.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/28/09

@Lachaise: I've found that on an individual level, military personnel are (for the most part) in line with her statement. In groups though, with some alcohol, military men can be just as big of assholes as civilians. If you were an ass before putting on a uniform, the uniform probably didn't change much.
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buildingsandbridges
11/28/09

@Lachaise: And can we please replace this whole chivalrous men concept with teaching everyone to be nice to everyone without it being based on gender.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/28/09

@buildingsandbridges: I'd sign that petition in a heartbeat.
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wishingflower
11/28/09

@curiousgeorgiana: My husband was a military fire fighter, and since there were few if any women in the station, things could get quite awful at times. You're right, though, individuall they were extraordinarily polite. I do get a kick out of a man in uniform.
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BowlingForDollars
11/28/09

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There ain't no way Elin Woods dragged Tiger across three rows of seats and out the back window.

It was shattered before he ever took off, because she took an iron to it and probably also tried smashing some other windows.

If this story is true, he got off easily.
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veronykah
11/28/09

@BowlingForDollars: Why would you drag someone from the drivers seat out the back window?
There is a window right next to the steering wheel...
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foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots
11/28/09

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I'm not quite sure what I am trying to say here, but I am interested in the fact that the athlete involved in this story is a golfer.
Most athletes are thought of as extremely masculine and strong and these qualities allow them to excel at hard-hitting, competitive sports. Golf is not only unlike these other sports but in many ways it rests on tradition, formality and seriousness.
So, when athletes are involved in what may be domestic issues, we are [unfortunately] unsurprised. A golfer though, much more difficult for the media/us to wrap their heads around.
If Tiger Woods played football or basketball would most people not automatically assume this was a domestic fight; rather than some freak accident?
I know this is a weird angle but I'm a sports nerd and this is really the first golf-related interesting story that I can remember, and I wonder if they do not get the benefit of the media's doubt?
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MyNameIsChris
11/28/09

@foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots: To an extent I see what you're saying, but it seems like about 99% ARE assuming this is a domestic angle, despite what the cover up story was... so where does that leave us?
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LaComtesse
11/28/09

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Per Paris Hilton--

Mr. LaComtesse (who went to HS with her for a bit): Yeah, you played hockey. You were terrible at it. It was a joke.

[www.wnd.com]
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
11/28/09

@LaComtesse: Canterbury? My friend's ex still has all of her equipment.
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11/28/09

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Oui! I'm wearing Mr's C'bury mesh gym shorts as we speak.
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
11/28/09

@LaComtesse: PM'd!
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Myrna_Minkoff
11/28/09

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Kevin Federline is growing on me. The endtimes must be nigh.
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LaComtesse
11/28/09

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Per Patrick Swayze: AWESOME. And Arabians are such amazing horses for children, too. They're usually pretty small (many not much bigger than large ponies) and their dispositions are incredible.
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Pandorasvoicebox
11/28/09

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I don't believe the "smashed the back window to drag him out" story. How the heck do you drag out a 200+ pound, unconscious athlete from the driver's seat, across 3 rows, and through a broken-in window with jaggedy glass edges and shattered bits? That last part is the hardest for me to believe.
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hortense
11/28/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: It just seems like a weird story altogether. Why was he driving away, right by his house, at 2am, without his wife in the car? There could very well be a plausible explanation, but it just seems kind of off, I guess.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/28/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: maybe she smashed the window so she could unlock the back door and pull him out? oh please oh please. i don't want my image of tiger and his wife ruined!
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MediasBlue
11/28/09

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Me either - just once I want to admire an athlete/star and his/her family and not be let down. I've been admiring Tiger for years...
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jigglyball
11/28/09

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: It's pretty well documented that he cheats on her. A lot. I knew a waitress who slept with him several times (after his marriage and the birth of his first child). I didn't want to believe it, either, but there's just too much (solid) evidence at this point for me to deny it. Sorry.
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jigglyball
11/28/09

@jigglyball: And I kind of feel like a jerk, now. I thought this was common knowledge. I live by a big famous golf course where he's played in several tournaments, and the reports after he leaves are always nasty.
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Highsmith
11/28/09

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I can't help but picturing Blanchett wearing Givenchy & clutching an Oscar while quietly humming to herself & vacuuming.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

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I want to believe that Zachary Quinto would be safe from being rabidly chased down the street by me. I'm 99% sure it would be the case, yet I can't totally commit.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
11/28/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: I cannot make that claim. I don't know if I would chase him down the street in a "run for your life!" type way, or a stalkery, 3 steps behind him trying to get a glimpse type way.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: It's a close thing. I was never a Trek fan that thought Spock was sexy. Not that I don't love Nimoy - otherwise would be a sacrilege - but ummmmmm, dude is seriously the hotness.
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LilSpitfire
11/28/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: I just want to give Quinto a hug. He seems like the type to give you a big friendly one.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

@LilSpitfire: You're a better person than me. What I'd like to give him is a lot less "friendly." ;)
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sayah
11/28/09

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"But the description of my character is, from the first page on, completely ridiculous."

Man, now I want to heart RPatz!
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@sayah: How he's avoided getting sacked from the Twilight series by direct insistence of Stephenie Meyer, I'll never know. He is begging for it. But my absolute favourite Pattinson quote is this one:

"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
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Maritsa
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: Awesome. I didn't get through the first book - he's a virgin? Really, Stephanie Meyer??
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vanka-vstanka
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: I suppose because if they got rid of RPattz, they wouldn't be able to make the next two movies. Stephenie Meyer probably values the cash more than respect from RPattz.
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@Maritsa: It's because he'd never found his special freesia-scented someone before! And also because he's perfect. And tragic. And look, girls are kind of icky, anyway.
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@vanka-vstanka: In truth, I actually think Stephenie Meyer has a deeply affectionate soft-spot for Pattinson, so that probably has the greater motivation. And Meyer does not lack for cash.
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sayah
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: you forgot that he's a pillowbiter!
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sayah
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: that's so good!

Poor Rob, he's never going to get rid of the curse of the Kitten smasher. Once you start sparkle motioning you can't go back!
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@sayah: I will NEVER FORGET.

Nom nom feathers nom oh it hurts so good baby let me just bite down on something wait that chafes okay go.
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Maritsa
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: I guess that's what happens when Mormons write about vampires.
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maude_flanders
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: Where is that quote from?

Not that I don't believe Pattinson said it. Their series is great, but those kids are cool...and those Harry Potter kids (I will give Pattinson the honor of being counted in there) are just awesome.
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maude_flanders
11/28/09

@maude_flanders: "Their series" meaning Twilight, and "those kids" being Lautner, Pattinson, Stewart, etc....I might have reservations about Meyers and the shitty writing of the books but I can't begrudge the young actors their success. People gotta make a living and get their start somewhere, right?
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sayah
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: wonder how many fans have asked Rob which position he thinks B&E did it in?

It HAS TO BE the missionary!
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just assign me a random number
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: RP's quote has one of my pet peeves.

"so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself"

Bipolar disorder is complex medication condition, not a personality trait. I've just been seeing the words "manic" and "bipolar" being thrown around a lot lately in the media, and I think it oversimplifies an already stagmatized condition.

End rant/
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11/28/09

@maude_flanders: It's from Empire magazine, a well-regarded film mag here in the UK. My second favourite Pattinson story is one that came from an Empire interview with Rupert Grint last year:

"After he replied to the text message, we found out that Rupert recently lost a bet to actor Robert Pattinson, who was once part of the Harry Potter cast in a previous film, and insisted that Rupert read the bestselling book. Rupert is now "stuck reading 'Twilight' " and that Rob was just texting him to see how far along he was getting.

Rupert admitted he had only read the first five chapters of the bestselling book and we just informed him that there were three more books in the series. "No, really, are you serious? I thought there was just this one book?" Only now realizing he has to read three more, Rupert took his phone out and sent another message to Rob. By the looks of things, we can bet it wasn't a very pleasant message."
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11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: The most ridiculous part is how well that seems to be working for him. (Also I'm not quite sure what that says about us culturally.)

I'm practically swooning just from the irony.
(And, okay, maybe a little bit from Cedric's cheekbones.)
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11/28/09

@vanka-vstanka: *snicker*
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
11/28/09

@maude_flanders: See above. I still think of him as Cedric. I'm kind of acting like TwiFever is not really happening.
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@just assign me a random number: Oh come on. Look, I am bipolar. And not in the oh, I've had a few rough patches kind of way. In the I-like-to-swallow-whole-bottles-of-pills kind of way. Yeah, I'm intimately familiar with the stigma. But one simply cannot walk through life being offended by innocuous and gently comic anecdotes. That's just masochism. Let's save our ire for the things that really matter, eh?
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just assign me a random number
11/28/09

@A Small Turnip: You're right. I guess I needed to hear that. My family just told me that they weren't going to acknowledge my BD anymore because it just enables me to seek treatment, when all I need is a good yelling at. But that has nothing to do with Twilight.
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A Small Turnip
11/28/09

@just assign me a random number: Aw, kiddo, I'm so sorry to hear that. Hang on, Imma be in ur messages leavin u wordz o' friendship n support, okay?
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maude_flanders
11/28/09

@maude_flanders: Damn it, damn it....their series ISN'T great, isn't, isn't, isn't....being nice. It's all about the pretty-girl angst and bad-boy beefcake.

Understand the appeal though, and I respect the stars going to the bank on Twilight
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misspell
11/29/09

@A Small Turnip: After this long thread, I have a very banal thing to say re: the first quote from RPattz that you put up here:

"creamed"? Are we saying that again? I hope it was just a glib throwaway. I'm not sure my vocabulary can accommodate that anymore.
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sybann
11/28/09

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I can't admire publications that take what's said in interviews on late night television and pretend they have an exclusive (Carrie Fisher).
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heykoukla
11/28/09

@sybann: Well, half the Daily Express' staff still seem to be working on Princess Diana conspiracy theories, so they don't have the resources to come up with any other stories.
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Snowbunny
11/28/09

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While I agree with Cate Blanchette about how good the sound feels, I feel disgusting after because I was living in crunchy filth and didn't vacuum until now.
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