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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    I am done with these women. Bring back to me the Real Housewives of Atlanta and NYC. PUH LEEZ.
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    07/02/09

    @thatonegirlsays: haha "Pay attention! Puhh leez!"
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    Image of bluebirdred bluebirdred
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    Did no one see the re-run of My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding on WE the other day? It was originally a VH1 vehicle. Dina's wedding was featured, complete with her sister and their husbands.


    Dina flat out said on the show her soon-to-be husband had cheated on her MULTIPLE times and he was making good by finally marrying her after five years. The air date was 2007.


    Some exec at Bravo stored that priceless gem away for a more opportune moment.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/02/09

    @bluebirdred: yeah you can watch it on vh1.com too.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    07/02/09

    @bluebears: What?! Link, please!


    God, I'm pathetic.

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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    07/02/09

    @bluebears: Did you see the casting tape? First of all, Tony is what Christopher will look like 25 years from now. Secondly, Tony leans *away* from Dina on the couch while Dina leans *towards* Tony. Body language gives a lot away, for sure. Thirdly, Tony had another girlfriend for the whole first year of their relationship, and she married the guy. She's a lot nicer than me.


    [www.vh1.com]

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/02/09

    @Gingerlime: ugh yes. he seems like a total snake.


    @mfnher: [www.vh1.com] anyone who has amy sedaris as their avatar isn't pathetic.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    07/02/09

    @bluebears: Awww, thanks!
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    Image of Bigggnasty Bigggnasty
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    TEAM DANIELLE
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    07/02/09

    @Bigggnasty: Me too.


    That said, I can't dislike anyone as gorgeous as Dina. But Caroline and Teresa are the worst.

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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    Caroline is completely immature! Whatever Danielle did doesn't excuse the childish way Caroline reacts. I know that some of the time she acts motherly and honorable, but none of that excuses her immature bravado. She needs to take a cue from Dina and get beyond it.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    I missed Midweek Madness too, that is seriously evil if it's true. But how did Q-ball not know about that before they taped the show? Epic research fail, Kelly & Reeg Show Research Persons.
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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    Does anybody else think Caroline looks great? She has clearly gotten thinner and her body looks amazing.
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    07/02/09

    @Gingerlime: I certainly think she's been dressing a lot better! Pretty colors!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/02/09

    @schweppes: yeah, I think her hair and wardrobe is just better. I can't judge though, you should see what I slop around my house in.
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    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    Ok, I didn't see this in midweek madness and I would like to take this opportunity to pat myself on the back as this was my general guess the other week. I would also like to take this opportunity to cringe as I realize I am spending way too much time and brain power on this show.
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    07/02/09

    @bluebears: I also am way too involved with this show. While watching the reunion show, my hubby & I were acting like we were watching our friends on tv ("Danielle! You are so full of shit!" "She made Caroline cry! Uh-oh now shes gunna get it!").
    I dont think I could handle that kind of drama in my real life, but its fun to watch!
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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    07/02/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
    After the second reunion show, I am almost certain that Danielle tried to have Dina whacked. There were murmurs about her 'approaching' someone about doing something to Dina. Maybe she wanted her legs broken or her brake lines cut or something. Plus, her face was all kinds of guilty when Andy Cohen asked her if she knew why Caroline was so upset (and she said she had no idea). Of course, I may have just watched too many mafia movies.
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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    07/02/09

    @Gingerlime: I mean, come on. Interfering with custody of her kid? All kinds of lame. Danielle is more hard core than that. To reiterate, I love mafia flicks.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/02/09

    @Gingerlime: Well for most moms, trying to interfere with the custody of their kid would be pretty serious. You can tell how much Dina adores her daughter, anything that might take her away would hurt her more than some bullshit rumors or whatever.


    I just assumed she'd slept with Dina's husband.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    07/02/09

    @Maritsa: If she didn't, I bet she at least offered. Probably in a bathroom.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    Dina brought out her h.s. picture to prove she'd never had her lips done, but that doesn't really mean anything. It's normal for the lips to become thinner with age. It's more unusual for them to look exactly the same. I would bet that Caroline has old pics of herself with full lips too. I don't have a problem with Dina having cosmetic procedures, just with her being full of shit and blaming the breakdown of her relationships on Danielle. Her hair was enjoyable, though.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    The worst part was the anecdote about there being a big to-do regarding Jacqueline needing an afternoon to herself when she was taking care of her infant son without the help of her husband. It made me so mad. I couldn't believe that a Father couldn't be alone with a baby for a few hours without calling his sisters for help. SAD.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/24/09

    @the queen of no (is all giggles + blowjobs): I was floored that Caroline said that. As if I needed another reason to stay far away from her sons.
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    Image of urbanspelunker urbanspelunker
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    I don't know what it was about Jacqueline last night but she looked exceptionally pretty. Maybe her makeup was done differently or her hair is a slightly different color, but either way she looked gorgeous!
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/24/09

    @urbanspelunker: pregnancy glow?
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    Image of strunkenwhitey strunkenwhitey
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    While I do think Joe's anti-gay comments were childish and moronic...Since when is it okay that Andy Cohen basically opens two Housewives reunion episodes with discussions about the cast members' knockers?


    If he were Joe Rogan or some straight guy, we'd be all over him, but I don't think he gets a free pass because he's gay.

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/24/09

    @strunkenwhitey: I think it's only fair when you look at the amount of time they spent on the show discussing their own (and each other's) boobs. Excuse me, buh-bies.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    I'm still glad that Danielle called out Teresa's husband for his "gay joke." If you mean to say "That's stupid," then you are implying that gay is the same as stupid. If you mean that's "annoying," you're implying that gay and annoying are interchangeable. I was also pleased that Andy Cohen spoke up and shut Teresa down when he said "I found it offensive, and I'm gay." I wish he would have said a bit more and explained the reasoning. Teresa's husband was just pissed off (from what I could tell) that another woman would dare speak to him about his behavior. She doesn't know her place!
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    Image of TinkishDelight TinkishDelight
    06/24/09

    @Alys Brangwin: Future grad student: No you see, her "very gay" friend thought it was funny! And her husband, like, touches gay people! All the time! It's because you don't know him! It's funny to equate homosexuality with negativity! He calls people he's mad at gay all the time! He's 12!


    I'm with you. It was fucking offensive and although Andy spoke out a bit, it wasn't properly addressed.

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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/24/09

    @TinkishDelight: I shut down 12 year-olds who pull that shit too. It's never funny! You'll always be a douchebag!


    I suppose Andy, who normally grates on my last nerve, could have said more but they edited that out. They did have eight hours of footage.

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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    06/24/09

    @Alys Brangwin: Future grad student: Anyone else not believe Teresa for a second when she said that her husband has grown up with gay friends and hangs out with gays and is a a one-man gay pride parade?
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/24/09

    @Rosaxé: Yes. I don't think that he's a float in that parade. He's more like the guy on the side booing all the "sissies." Enough with the machismo!
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/24/09

    @Rosaxé: Oh yeah, this is the third time she's done it. It started off with him getting along with her gay friends and each time, she ups the ante, with him now growing up amongst a multitude of out gay guys and they were all touching and loving each other all their lives.
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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    "she was pregnant in her neck, nose, and lips"


    I'm a little confused by that sentence. I was always told that you couldn't get pregnant from oral.

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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
    What about when Teresa said there's nothing wrong with giving your children everything they desire because her dad did that with her and she turned out fine. Um, point missed.
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    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    06/24/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: She's so oblivious to reality it's painful. Zero self-awareness. Hilarious though.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/24/09

    @justcallmeangel: Tragically funny! She's the queen of irony.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/24/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Uh yeah, point PROVEN
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