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    07/24/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    For that haircut, I will love Solange forever. Seriously, this sound stupid, but it is so incredible to see a young black celeb woman get rid of the weave and rock her own beautiful kinky natural hair without apology. It's really amazing, it makes me so happy.

    Plus Solange's last album was pretty good, and in interviews I've seen she speaks her mind, and is completely herself and doesn't give a damn - she's sassy as hell. So yes, I definitely love her.

    Oh, and I just read her Twitter page; two excerpts:

    " Vagina Power! Pow!!!!"

    and

    "Do people want me to lie& act like I DONT have a vagina?Why does that word freak folk out, next time ill say it's closed seams down there."


    Right now, my love knows no bounds.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Johnny Depp would be amazing in a Carol Channing biopic! Heck, he'd be amazing in a Stockard Channing biopic, or a Channing Tatum biopic, or even a Tatum O'Neal biopic! Sorry, I digress...he's just so versatile.
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    07/24/09

    @heypoofay: Or a Eugene O'Niell biopic. No, totally. Johnny could play a potato and make it convincing.

    Bonus? It would be the hottest potato ever.
    Ever.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Okay, I really don't get it. Does Jon Gosselin have chocolate flavored semen? Does he write spontaneous poetry? Does he hum lullabies rather than snoring? Because honestly, he's an irresponsible nerd who's trying way way to hard to look cool, while abandoning 8 children that he exploited. I don't see what's melting all these ladies' panties away.
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    07/24/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: And WHY do you quit your job when you've only been dating a guy for a few days? Sounds like more than a spoonful of crazy.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    I think Paula is a much better fit for "So You Think You Can Dance?" than Idol. She was a dancer first and a singer second. It always puzzled me why she was on Idol in the first place.
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    07/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I always felt Mary Murphy was a better version of Paula, so it would kill me a little if SYTYCD adopted her.
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    07/23/09

    @BatCat!: I haven't watched SYTYCD in a few years, but do they still rotate judges?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    07/24/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: There's always a guest third judge, who typically seems to be a choreographer. Though this week they added a fourth, ELLEN! It was awesome. And Mary Murphy is Paula Abdul to the hundredth power of crazy!
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    Image of Ms. Nickels Ms. Nickels
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Lavender was played (awesomely) by Jesse Cave, not Sarah Ball. Credit where credit's due!
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment Ms. Nickels was starred Ms. Nickels was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    TMZ is just jealous because if TMZ shaved it's head, it would look like Uncle Fester.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Hey, Miley, let's not use Coldplay and John Lennon in the same sentence when talking about music, OK? Thanks.
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Coldplay are exactly the band I think of when I want to crank up some edgy rock n roll.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Miley, you're no Working Class Hero, so just Gimme Some Truth because, really, How Do You Sleep knowing that you churn out such crap music? I cannot Imagine what (Oh) Yoko(!) thinks about all this.

    And stay away from The Killers, too.
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) promoted this comment LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    I bet Michael Lohan is fucking elated he's in the news for three more minutes.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    07/23/09

    @texascrude: The thing about Lindsay at the end is so odd and yet, so him.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    The Michael Jackson Moonwalk reprint bums me out since I have a signed, first print edition and I saw them for sale on eBay for $$$. It's like when I go to the store and it's too late to buy my lottery ticket. Which always happens.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    I have the biggest girl crush on Alexa Chung.

    And, Miley, honey, let's talk about music for awhile. The Killers? They aren't edgy.
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    07/23/09

    @Penny: But they're dudes, not guys, so they ARE edgy.
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    07/23/09

    @Penny: I must give The Killers props, they're a fantastic gateway drug for kids.

    "Oh, you like The Killers? You might like this band too, they're called the New York Dolls..."
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    07/23/09

    @Penny: Edgier than Coldplay, though, if that's the standard she's using.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    I've been trying not to follow this, so I guess it's only fair that I'm lost.
    What happened to - what's her name? Hailstone Glassface?
    What happens when Jon goes back to her and leaves Kate Minor and then she has no man (such as he is) as well as, mid-recession, no job?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/23/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Ugh, Kate Minor probably already has a book deal. (That was actually painful for me to type.)
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    07/23/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I'm still trying to figure out what happened to Jon's first 23-year-old, Deanna Something or Other. I think rather than go back to Hailstone, he'll probably move on to a new twentysomething hungry for fame.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment JessaFields was starred JessaFields was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/23/09

    @JessaFields: Sad, but true.
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    07/24/09

    @BabyJane: Ugh. Also painful for me to read.
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    Image of leesie leesie
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    Oh Lord--this entire Jon situation seems to get weirder as days go by, doesn't it? The hell?
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    07/23/09

    @leesie: I can't keep up. Too many women, too fast. Just makes him look all the skeevier!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/23/09

    @leesie: I will put down $5 that Michael Lohan's involvement is just the tip of the iceberg we're about to watch Jon crash into. This will all end in documented group sex/drug overdosing/someone getting arrested.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    07/23/09

    @leesie: I keep picturing the 8, Leah and Aaden and the rest, looking up at mommy with their big brown eyes and saying, "Where's daddy? Why isn't daddy here? Doesn't he love us anymore?"

    I was always a Jon fan, but now, wow, not so much.
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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    07/24/09

    @cocobanal: Oh man, that's so depressing. I know everyone used to hate Kate, but Jon is making her look like a saint right now. Why are you hanging out with MICHAEL LOHAN when you have eight kids who need you?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
    I have something shameful to admit: I'm starting to have a bit of a weird crush on Peter Andre (aka Whatshisname).
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