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    Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle

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    Image of Chuck Basketcase Chuck Basketcase
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Am I the only person who didn't find this at all funny?
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/08/09

    @Chuck Basketcase: It was terrible. The only funny (kinda) part was the first 2 times they showed Justin Long underwater.


    This may be due to the fact that I have terrible white trash relatives- but they would never act like that! Whoever wrote that sketch obviously doesn't have those kind of relatives for real.

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    04/08/09

    @Liz11685: Exactly. My hillbilly kin would most likely just chew tabacco (and spit), drink, smoke a lot and be dressed like they were stuck in a southern 1987. They also wouldn't be as easily understandable as those fake accents were (they're mountain folk).
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    We were just warned about watching videos at work...but gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm so excited for this.


    Brody Jenner is the hotness. Yea, I said it.

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    Image of jennajenna jennajenna
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    I <3 Justin Long. I'm amazed at his underwater beer drinking ability. I think there was a club for that at my college.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @jennajenna: Ah, but what about his underwater poop-eating ability? I may never be able to look at him again after that last little special moment.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    04/08/09

    @jennajenna: Oh my gosh, were you at OU too? Right after broomball finished...
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    I have an ex-boyfriend who is the spitting image of Zac Efron. No joke. And he's a pretty good guy too. But I cannot share in the Zac love for this reason.


    I'll just take the uber-BROdy Jenner. He's douchey but it's not like I'd want to make CONVERSATION.

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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    04/08/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: Would he mind you sharing his number with strangers on the Internet?
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    04/08/09

    @egg cream: I wouldn't, but his wife might. :)
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    04/08/09

    @egg cream: Er, what I MEANT was that he may not mind, but his wife might. :)
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    To contribute to Brody Jenner's faux conversation:


    Does it matter if Krugman is a "true" Keynesian? Krugman's hilarious! He's such a head shaking, frowning, frustrated intellectual. I imagine that he spends much of his day sighing loudly. The term "headdesk" was made for Krugman.


    Much like how I'd spend my day if forced to listen to normal Brody Jenner talk.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @morninggloria: Watching him (Krugman, not Jenner) on Rachel Maddow yesterday, I kept saying things like "He looks like a gnome! No, like a teddy bear! Wait, why does he hold his head at angle? Is he breathing through his mouth? Totally a gnome!"


    All of which meant that neither my husband nor I got to hear a single word that he said. Which doesn't speak well for me. But there it is.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Okay, I just connived a way to watch it, and it was CRINGEWORTHY. AGGGGH. I get sympathy cringing like no one's business.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @tscheese: (Please note my failed attempt to mock you. It would have been funny in the right thread). (Also: Hey, how's thing?)
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @ellaesther: SHIT what is wrong with me?! (I'll tell you what's wrong with me, I'm supposed to be getting ready for the holiday, not messing around!)


    How's thingS was the question I meant to ask.


    Preview button, where ARE YOUUUUUUUU?!

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Um, "comeuppance"? You'll get the "punishment or retribution that one deserves"? Oh tscheese, just look at what that man does to your brain. I'm so sorry. I believe you meant: "I'll get to come."


    Or perhaps in the big city y'all call your special lady time your "comeuppance"?


    Or perhaps I've said too much....

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @ellaesther: Shit! This was for tscheese!


    I believe I just got my comeuppance for being a snot.... Karma is such a fucking bitch, man!

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    1) My superhero alter ego will be Dr. Nerd


    2) You smell like a waffle is the best compliment ever.

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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Yay! Lt. Dangle! ..and Holly!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    What do you want to be it took three to four tries just for Jenner to be able to say "Keynesian?"
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/08/09

    @badmutha: What do you want to bet is what I was trying to say. And I mock someone else's intellect. Oh universe, you have a way of putting us in our place.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/08/09

    @badmutha: HAHAHA!


    I dunno, he seemed fine with his lines. Dopey McTatted-Twinster could barely mutter/mumble out his lines.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @badmutha: HA! Please note my own special moment of the universe mocking my effort to mock.


    It's good for us, really. Keeps us humble. And nimble. And crumble. No wait, not that last one.

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/08/09

    @ellaesther: I love apple crumble. It is heavenly.
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    rosasparks was starred rosasparks was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: Ooh, me too! If being mocked leads to the appearance of apple crumble, I'll sign up. And pass you a plate.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Who wants to play Bruise, Rash, or Birthmark!?


    All the same in the back of a dark van, my dear!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    I love Thomas Lennon and Nicole Sullivan.


    I'd watch them read the phone book.

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/08/09

    @BabyJane: Nicole Sullivan is genius. I love her to pieces. MadTV was never the same after she was gone.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    04/08/09

    @BabyJane: Thomas Lennon makes me so happy.
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    Image of maybeimamazed02 maybeimamazed02
    04/08/09

    @BabyJane: A guy in my office went to high school and did community theatre with Tom Lennon (he's from the Chicago suburbs). Said that Mr. Lennon is a nice guy and he's really glad he made it.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    I dunno, tequila and Snapple sounds kinda good.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    Brody Jenner in this video causes me all kinds of confusion. On one hand, he's such a megadouche. On the other hand, hearing him talk about Keynesian economics kind of makes me want to fornicate with him. Plus he's cute, in a douchey sort of way. But smart things! But, douche! But smart! Douche! Smart! AAHHH!


    I had to stop this video because I can't be toyed with like this.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/08/09

    @morninggloria: It's enough to make your brain explode.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    04/08/09

    @morninggloria: If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he's not smart, he just has good writers.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/08/09

    In reply to Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
    "You smell like a waffle."


    This will now be my go-to compliment.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/08/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Me too, me too! Only, it must be said with a wee bit of drunken weepiness to really work.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/08/09

    @ellaesther: And it requires deft application, for there are far too many syrup jokes that could be made in response.
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    Image of anonanimal anonanimal
    04/08/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: If Zac Efron really smells like I waffle, I will eat him.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    04/08/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: It really has universal applicability.
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