- Bobby Brown says "I'm dating so it's not like I'm single." Defensive much, Bobby? [People]
- The Yankees are tied for last place. Mwahahaha! At least they can console themselves with the knowledge Carl Pavano is still hot. Hot looking, that is. [SportsIllustrated]
- The Fug Girls love Sarah Polley, hate the outfit. […
In today's baseball news (only 3 days 'til opening day, ladies!) comes word that model Gia Allemand has done the unthinkable: She's dumped Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano.