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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01:33 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    01:31 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    01:29 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01:34 PM

    @kelsium:

    In some chipmunk-type voice? I imagine the voice would be key for the delivery!
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12:40 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable and copy-worthy.
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12:50 PM

    @labeled: Jeez, those are some ugly shoes.
    Also, what is happening with the Forever 21 lawsuits? They do the same thing-- copy designers blatantly, but I never heard what happened.
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    labeled promoted this comment Raised-byHeathens was starred Raised-byHeathens was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    12:56 PM

    @Raised-byHeathens: Right? I particularly like this shot of them, also. What shoes don't look fan-fucking-tastic with gray wool tights? And, they're even worse than I thought - that's rubber, not leather. Jeebus, those're so fug they're kind of making my morning.
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    Image of clever.username clever.username
    01:00 PM

    @labeled: You know, I could tell from the name "Sportiletto" that I would hate it, but I didn't know it was possible to hate it this much. Yikes.
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    labeled promoted this comment clever.username was starred clever.username was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    01:03 PM

    @clever.username: I know. Like I said, it's kind of making my day. In fact, it's worth it to google-image-search it, just to get the full size image.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01:04 PM

    @labeled: She is wearing them with some type of track pant too. See the piping there on the leg? Is that like dressing up for sporting events? High fashion at the hockey game? They are awesomely fug.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    01:06 PM

    @badmutha: I can't stop looking at them. Maybe they're awesome.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    01:18 PM

    @labeled: Speaking of google -- these are what the google logo would look like on a special "Sports & Shoes Appreciation Day". Anyone else see this?
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    Image of labeled labeled
    01:24 PM

    @janusjana: Absolutely. Or, SEXY LEGO COSTUME!
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    01:34 PM

    @labeled: YES! Or model paid to unveil IKEA's new children's furniture line!
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12:32 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of mercilessly for months.

    Unfortunately her swimwear line looks even less exciting.
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    12:34 PM

    @BuffySummers: I did too!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12:28 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12:25 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now...
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12:24 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here!

    Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12:25 PM

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: COTD!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12:24 PM

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I always check eBay before returning them. Because I like money.
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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    Okay, wait, hold up a second. LV monogram bags are made of canvas? Y'all just blew my mind.
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    Image of cayllan cayllan
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    Not to mention that piped "Olsenboye" blazer is almost a direct knockoff of Balenciaga ...
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    Jenna promoted this comment cayllan was starred cayllan was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    12/15/09

    @cayllan: Well spotted.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    Why did they dress Rachel McAdams up as Kelly Taylor's mom?
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    Image of lizdexia lizdexia
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    Is there an article on that cover that says "When a Size 4 is Too Big: a Curvy Model's Struggle to (can't read last word)? Am i the only one tired of reading the occasional piece in fashion mags bemoaning unreasonable standards and ED among models as though fashion mags have nothing to do with it?
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/15/09

    @lizdexia: I think the last bit is "to Fit In". And no, you aren't the only one.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    I got into a huge, tearful argument with a friend in the ninth grade as to whether or not Georges Marciano was a real person. She insisted that he wasn't, that none of the fashion companies with people's names were actually named after real people, and I was terribly naive to think so. (This was before the Internet.)

    Suck it, Jennifer!
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
    Bt Psh s s sknny, f PT cvrd hr n rd pnt, sh'd lk lk dscrdd clry stck frm brnch bldy Mry.
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    Jenna promoted this comment Edited by Jenna at 12/15/09 11:40 AM Raised-byHeathens was starred Raised-byHeathens was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    12/15/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: You have entered a bodysnark-free space.
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/15/09

    @Jenna: I know, I love Posh, It was just an easy joke. Mostly I'm just crazy envious of her fashion sense, I'd kill for her shoes!
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/15/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: Also, what happened to my vowels? How was I disemvoweled?
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/15/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: I believe editors/moderators have a special disemvoweling button for offensive/inappropriate comments. Fairy dust and magic wands may also be involved.
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    12/15/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: Disemvoweling is a tool used to provide commenters with a warning. You might want to read this, as well.
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