Pink's new single "Just Give Me a Reason" is catchy, and the video is a kinda dreamy like a "So You Think You Can Dance" contemporary dance routine. Featuring tattoos from her husband Carey Hart, and vocals from Nate Ruess of the band fun, it might make you cry. Or lull you to sleep. You be the judge!

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a…

Hack? Hoax? Apparently a message was posted to Rihanna's Twitter feed reading, "I admit, I provoked Chris to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. #ImSORRY." The message has since been deleted, but a screenshot has been going around. Are some losers fucking around or is this really happening? [Bossip]

Pink tweeted yesterday that her new baby daughter is "gorgeous, just like her daddy." See what she did there?

• Madonna has opened a new gym in Mexico City.

• Though most of us have finally moved past the Taylor Swift incident, her true fans will never forget! While Kanye West's performance at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade seemed unremarkable on NBC's broadcast, video has surfaced of the crowd attacking Kanye.

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In a new video for "Please Don't Leave Me," (the second clip for the same song), Pink plays a "gorgeous giantess" whose suitors literally don't measure up. They're all small. And worse: Dull.