Republican Worried that Care Bears Are Turning Children Into Witches

One of the biggest bummers of all the Republican rape talk this election cycle is that it's distracted from Republican witch talk, which is much less rage inducing and much more hilarious. At the end of a stressful day, I like to unwind by watching old Christine O'Donnell videos where she talks about Satan, and now,… » 11/05/12 3:10pm 11/05/12 3:10pm

Care Bears: The Latest Beloved Childhood Characters Hollywood Plans to …

In the vein of Smurfs, Battleship and Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Hollywood continues to mine your childhood for ideas. Now it's Care Bears. But, well, not a movie. A new show, for kids, with GCI bears. So maybe it's okay. Can't help getting prematurely irate, since Saw 8 and Top Gun 2 are in the works, and after… » 4/23/12 4:00pm 4/23/12 4:00pm