Let's be honest, not everyone has that special someone to make their Valentine's Day so, well, special. So the Jezebel staff and I put our heads together and came up with some alternative V-Day cards for you, our lovely readers. These cards give you the chance to tell that not-so-special someone exactly how you feel,…
Great Mother's Day card? Or BEST Mother's Day card?
Do you miss giving out Valentine's at school? No? You don't miss a mandatory activity that somehow managed to still hurt some feelings? Weirdo!
Anna Jarvis founded Mother's Day in 1914 as an effort to honor her mother, who'd founded a Mother's Friendship Day during the Civil War as a way to foster peace. Jarvis had included white carnations in the first unofficial celebration of Mother's Day she'd organized in 1908, and florists, seeing an opportunity for…
Has your mom never experienced the joy of judging the women on Toddlers & Tiaras, Little Miss Perfect, and Dance Moms? Perhaps this Valentine's Day you should let her know just how "cuh-razy" other moms can be with a card that reads:
Staying home with one's kids is a totally valid choice. And lots of people want a card to hand out. So it's easy to see how "the Mommy Card" must have seemed like a great idea to whoever had the brainstorm.
It's probably fitting that cards designed to help you break up with your lover are sort of horrifying. Don't love someone anymore? Say it with bizarro cubism and loud colors!
As Maude so wisely said, "Vice, virtue—it's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life." So here are some vice-themed gifts for the naughty that are cooler than coal.