Cardi B Says When All Else Fails, Stalk Your Nemesis While Wearing a Furry Mask
Cardi B, Deadspin writer Samer’s wife, released a mixtape titled Gangsta Bitch Music Vol. 1 (this presumably means there are other volumes coming) and I’ve heard it’s not as horrible as it should be. This song “Foreva,” which concerns beefing with another woman into eternity, is also surprisingly kinda tight.
Oversharing at Work
The only things I have done tonight are masturbate and scroll through Cardi B’s Instagram until my wrist hurt. I am wearing a promotional Sopranos T-shirt that reads, “I WANNA MADE MAN” [sic], but what I really want is to have a drink.
Cardi B Wants to Get Her Teeth Fixed, Studies the Holocaust (Unrelated)
Our dear friend Cardi B, of Love & Hip-Hop and social media fame, did an interview with Power 105's The Breakfast Club on Tuesday, speaking on things like: Donald Trump, the Holocaust, and why she’s considering getting her teeth fixed.
Cardi B, Queen of Love & Hip-Hop, Explains How to Land a Winter Boo
When Love & Hip-Hop star Cardi B breezed into the Jezebel offices on Wednesday, you could tell an angel had just entered the premises. While Cardi frequently finds herself caught in a trifling love triangle between cast mate DJ Self and his girlfriend on the show, Yorma, she’s at the core a self-described relationship…

