Kendall and Cara Choose Chanel Over Victoria's Secret
Both Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, two beautiful young women with very symmetrical faces and bold eyebrows, were asked to participate in this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show and both were like, "HARD PASS. We're modeling for Chanel instead." Sorry, Victoria. Your secret does not intrigue the popular kids…
Zac Efron Was in Rehab For Booze, Cocaine, Molly Or All Of The Above

Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Neighbors. E! claims it was for drinking, while TMZ says it was molly and coke — and that earlier this year Efron and some friends went on a flop-sweaty rager and caused $50,000…
Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him.

